Jun 11, 2013
What is a Man?
the graffiti about "free LBJs" on the school wall in a couple of years. He has just moved to Rock Island from Chicago. He is a year younger than me, with a belligerent smirk, but otherwise he is cute, with a tanned face, sandy blond hair, pale blue eyes with eyelashes so blond they are almost white, and thin, pinkish lips.
Brian's parents are entertainers -- Beauty and the Beast, Dad playing the piano in a gorilla mask while Mom sings risque songs. When their Friday or Saturday night gigs run late, they have arranged with my parents to babysit him.
He brings his pajamas, and we read comic books and play army men and watch the new portable tv set I got for my birthday, and at 10:00 he climbs into bed between me and Kenny (we don't get our own beds until junior high). Then late in the night his Dad swoops into the room like a vampire and carries Brian off in his arms.
Pete consults the principal, who says "Maybe we have two problems. What if Howard is a homosexual?"
"What's a homosexual?" Brian asks, his mouth full of chocolate chip cookie.
"Dunno." It's not explained in the episode. When I hear it again five years later, I don't remember ever hearing it before.
I figure that fag is a tv word for a "fairy": a boy who pretends to be a girl. Everyone at Denkmann Elementary School, teachers and students alike, thinks that fairy are the worst kind of being in existence. Being a girl is deplorable enough; why would anyone deliberately pretend to be one? (Later, at Rocky High, I found out about swishes, who were arguably worse.)
Howard proves that he is not a fairy by asking a girl for a date. See, if you think you are a girl, you won't be interested in dating girls, right?
I look at Brian. Soon we will be grownups, in junior high, and we will discover girls, like the adults have been crowing about. And if we don't, we will become fairies, the most deplorable of human beings, not really human beings at all.
But that's eight months away, an eternity. We have all of our lives yet to live.
Suddenly I throw Brian down in a judo pin and yell "Kata-gatame!" He flips me over and lays atop me, a heavy weight of hands and thighs, his chest heaving and sweaty, his breath hot and smelling of chocolate. We're both giggling.
The uncensored post is on Tales of West Hollywood.