Manneken Pis is not the only famous penis in Belgium.
Outside of Het Steen, the castle on the border of the central city of Antwerp, this statue shows two men of regular size looking up in awe at the crotch of the giant Lange Wapper. One can imagine few more homoerotic spectacles.
Back to Lange Wapper: he was originally a water god, but by the 17th century he had become a trickster who could change his size and sex to pull pranks on people, especially drunks stumbling home from the tavern late at night. He would also terrorize children like the boogie man of North America.
Lange Wapper Student Clubs all over Flanders, like this one in Leuven, hold nude homoerotic initiation ceremonies in his honor.
He is big, terrifically large
And long and narrow, and very strong
Go and feel the hate from the churches and mosques.
It is time for a change
Lange Wapper is back
For even more penises, check out Prague, with more statues of naked men than any other city in the world, or the Museum of the Penis in Reykjavik, Iceland.