Or a painting by Vera Donskaya-Khilko of Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin dueling with erect penises? Putin is better equipped, with two penises.
Then you should check out the Tochka-G Museum of Erotic Art in Moscow.
Yes, in Moscow.
Or a sex parody of the Flemish children's comic Suske and Wiske.
But it's not about porn, it's about liberation, about starting a conversation about sexuality and desire in puritanical Russian society.
It might not last long; objections are coming fast and furious, from the government, from the Russian Orthodox Church, and from passersby who duck their heads inside and yell "Think of the children!"
Like 2 six-foot tall penis sculptures.
I'm sorry, I can't find any way to show you the penis sculptures and Rasputin's pickled penis.
See also: The Russian Beefcake Museum; and the Top 12 Public Penises of Russia.