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Jul 24, 2018

Hans Christian Andersen: the Gay Writer of Fairy Tales about People Dying

Of all the authors that teachers foisted upon me as a kid to embrace Rock Island's Scandinavian heritage, the absolute worst was Hans Christian Andersen. I hated fairy tales anyway -- who needs fairy godmothers, when there are rocket ships blasting off to Jupiter?  -- and these were grim, morbid, horrible:

"The Little Mermaid": A mermaid sacrifices her life to save a handsome prince.

"The Brave Tin Soldier."  Yeah, he's brave, until he gets too near a fire, and melts to death.

"The Snow Queen." A cold person keeps kidnapping children and freezing them to death.

"The Little Match-Seller."  A girl selling matches..um...freezes to death.

Is it like cold in Denmark, or is this some sort of metaphor?


"The Garden of Paradise."  A prince dies.

One or two of his cautionary tales were ok -- "The Emperor's New Clothes" and "The Ugly Duckling."  But really, who wouldn't rather be watching Fractured Fairy Tales on Rocky and Bullwinkle than reading about people dying?


Later I discovered that Andersen was gay or bisexual in real life.  In fact, his psychiatrist invented the term homosexual from the Greek homo (the same) and the Latin sexualis in order to diagnose his condition.

Gay but depressed.  No wonder his characters keep dying.

I've never seen any of the film versions of Andersen's fairy tales, but I understand that Disney let The Little Mermaid, Ariel, live, in the 1989 animated version.

And displayed Prince Eric shirtless, although probably not as suggestively as this fan art from Lucien-Christophe on Deviant Art.com.








If you want to see beefcake in the Hans Christian Andersen oeuvre, you need to seek out the occasional stage version of "The Emperor's New Clothes" (above), or The Little Mermaid stage musical.

Eric doesn't display much, but King Triton, Ariel's father, is bare-chested.









Although sometimes the actor wears a ridiculous beard.

3 comments:

  1. I think it's a running gag among modern fantasists just how depressing Hans Christiaan Anderson is.

    Ursula's arguably the best designed non-human Disney villain, just for having a tentacle in every pie.

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  2. His real life and stories are depressing but I'm surprise you don't mention the movie starring Danny Kaye? The 1952 musical which also features bisexual actor Farley Granger is very gay- the plot is boy meets girl, boy looses girl and boy gets boy at the end. The boy is Peter who is an orphan rescued by Hans for reasons that are never clear except well Peter is cute- played by John Walsh - the fifteen year old even gets a gratuitous shirtless scene

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    1. I've never actually seen the movie, but I believe that I mention it in a post on Danny Kaye.

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