Nov 22, 2014
10 Ethnic Groups on my Bucket List
Assuming a 50-year sexual life, that's 20,000 per year, or 384 per week.
That's a lot more than gay men could ever hope for.
If you spent every waking hour in the bath house, and if you were extremely attractive, you might get as many as 10 partners per day, or 70 per week.
But in real life, people have other interests and obligations, they don't have a superheroic physique, and they're usually involved in relationships that require monogamy or "sharing." They might average 10 partners per year.
Or only one.
That sounds more promising. There are only about 6,000 ethnic groups in the world. Could you "love" someone from each one?
For the purpose of this study, "loving" will be defined as "an event in which you see your partner naked in a private setting." Clubs, bath houses, nude beaches, and dates that don't end with a bedroom won't count.
An "ethnic group" will be defined as a group identified by a distinct language and culture. Generic white Americans and African-Americans don't count.
After careful calculation and checking my journals, I find that I've "loved" guys from 41 identifiable ethnic groups.
8 East or Southeast Asian
5 Latin American
2 Middle Eastern
2 Native American
1 South Asian
5,959 to go.
If I really want to sample the vast variety of masculine beauty in the world, there are a few left on my bucket list:
2. Yakut: a Turkic-speaking people of Siberia. There are 478,000 Yakut speakers, including 10,000 in the United States, so there's hope (second photo: a Yakut wrestler).
3.Ainu (left): the original inhabitants of Japan were not of Asian ethnicity, and their language was like no other in the world (there are only about 10 native speakers left). They liked beards so much that the women got their chins tattooed to make it seem like they had beards, too. Today there are an estimated 25,000-100,000 Ainu in northern Japan. The most famous is Oki, who performs electro-pop versions of traditional songs with his Oki Dub Ainu Band.
5. Hawaiian (left): 400,000 people claim to be part Hawaiian, but only 140,000 claim to be Hawaiian alone, and only about 2,000 speak the language.
7. Tuareg: there are about 1.2 million Tuaregs, a nomadic people of the Sahara, mostly in Niger and Chad. Formerly called "the blue people" because the blue dye in the men's turbans rubbed off onto their faces, they speak a Berber language.
9. Greenlander: The northernmost country on Earth, Greenland has a population of about 60,000, most of whom are Greenland Inuit.
I visited Australia 20 years ago, but didn't get a chance to meet -- or "love" -- any aboriginal guys.
But there's always next year. Maybe these guys are on Facebook.
See also: In Quest of the Bushman Penis; 6000 Words for Penis