Here are the top 12 public penises of Spain:
4. The Monumento a Jinete is almost identical, except the rider has a classical Greek look, and he's nearly naked.
And the 20 gay bath houses!
If you have any time leftover, go to the Parque del Buen Retiro, one of the largest city parks in the world (formerly the private park of the royal family). With this gigantic monument to King Alfonso XII.
6. Also in the Buen Retiro, an extremely muscular Fallen Angel atop the Fuente del Angel Caido (The Fountain of the Fallen Angel).
7. A lot of things fall from the sky in Madrid. Here is a nude Icarus landing on his head, the work of Miguel Angel Ruiz.
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Cordoba, about two hours from Madrid by train, is the heart of Andalucia, the home of gay poet Federico Garcia Lorca. No beefcake art, but visit the Alhambra, the famous Moorish palace.
At the entrance to the city, a statue of a naked Apollo is kicking a soccer ball, the work of German Alberto Franco.
A spotlight illuminates his penis at night.
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