But during the Jazz Age, Rock Island was a little Chicago, known for its hooch bars, prostitution, gangsters, gambling -- and boxing, giving the boys of the era ample opportunities for beefcake and bulge-watching.
This bulgeworthy number is Sammy Mandell (1904-1967), acclaimed as the 13th greatest boxer who ever lived. Born Salverio Mandala in Sicily, he moved to Rock Island as a child. In 1921, at the age of 15, he joined the army, and was stationed in Rockford. Although just 5'6", he won every boxing and wrestling match he was in.
He had his first professional match that year, in Aurora, Illinois, against established boxer Memphis Pal Moore. He won easily.
For the next 10 years, he won 143 of 190 fights. He called himself the Rockford Flash, but fans called him the Rockford Sheik, because his sultry good looks were reminiscent of silent-film star Rudolph Valentino.
After he retired, he returned to Rockford, and opened the Pioneer Athletic Club.
Gangster Al Capone managed his career for awhile: "I've always liked Mike," he said, "Both as a fighter and a man."
Ernest Hemingway said "The Little Blond bastard is built like a brick slaughterhouse."
He lost only 14 of 159 matches during the next 14 years.
I haven't been able to find out much about his later life, mainly due to the unfortunate coincidence of "Mike Dundee" also being the protagonist of the Crocodile Dundee movie. But there's no wife and kids listed in the record.
After he retired in 1951, he opened the Davenport Athletic Club, and mentored two generations of kids. In high school, my friend Aaron and I used to go there on Sunday afternoons for beefcake-watching.
See also: John Looney, the Gay Gangster of Rock Island; and a Nude Party with the Golden Boy.