I was always careful to be in Amsterdam on Sunday night, for the Horseman's Club meeting at the Argos Bar on Warmoesstraat.
A club for guys with 20 cm (about 8 inches) or more beneath the belt.
I don't meet those standards, but I usually just took my shirt off and got waved through without measuring. When they did measure, I was sometimes graded A (20 cm and over) and sometimes B (17-20 cm).
It was a social club -- no sex, but most guys sneaked into isolated corners for some groping or oral anyway. Guys had to get naked or strip to their underwear.
I usually found someone to go home with. In 2003, a bodybuilder named Janik asked me to stay on in the Netherlands and become his lover. I almost agreed.
In 2006, I met a Dutch-Caribbean-African guy with a gigantic Kovbasa, who invited me home to become the birthday present of his younger brother.
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