I've been dating the Celebrity, a former teen idol (I promised not to reveal his name), for a little over a month, and he's met almost all of my West Hollywood friends: Alan, Raul, Marcus, Michael, Mitch, Thanh. But I've never met any of his.
Dating a celebrity, I naturally expected to do some "sharing" with his celebrity friends. John Travolta, or Rob Lowe, or Ralph Macchio....
But he doesn't even introduce me to anyone.
Maybe tonight will be different. "I'm going to go all out," the Celebrity promises. "This will be the most memorable Valentine's Day of your life."
Wow! What's memorable to someone who starred in his own tv show?
200 doves flying out of a cake?
A charter jet taking us down to Tijuana for dinner?
Scott Baio naked in his bed?
Breathless with anticipation, I arrive at his house at 6:00 pm
The rest of the story, with nude photos, is on Tales of West Hollywood