Aug 2, 2016
My Date with the Teenage Boy and His Mom
Plains, August 2016
August 1st! 2/3rds of the hot, unpleasant, excruciatingly boring summer is over. I've been going stir crazy with nothing to do all day but sit around the house and read snapchats from my friends in fabulous places.
I've been doing increasingly foolish things, like getting ice cream in the middle of the afternoon, watching Netflick movie recommendations, and picking up a teenager at the gym.
And his mother.
Saturday night I went to the gym a little later than usual, 5:00 pm. It closes at 7:00 on Saturdays, so I had to rush through my workout, and I was a bit annoyed by the two teenagers hogging the overhead press -- set on 40 pounds!
I asked if I could squeeze in between their sets, pushed past without waiting for an answer, and set the weight to my usual 180 pounds. Ok, I wanted to show off, so I set it at 200.
Suddenly I realized that they were staring in awe.
One of the mixed blessings about living in the Straight World is that most men are out of shape. A physique that is only average in a gay neighborhood surpasses 50% of the college jocks who work out at the campus gym, and at least 90% of the men who work out at the YMCA (men on the street, forget about it!)
As a result, you get cruised all the time, much more often in gay neighborhoods, especially by teenagers and twinks.
The full post, with nude photos and sexual content, is on Tales of West Hollywood