I can ignore almost anything.
But some words and phrases are too grating and asinine to ignore. They make me much less likely to invite you home in the first place, and they ruin the mood once we get there. They're likely to elicit laughter or a groan of disapproval. You'd be better off quoting Monty Python ("My nipples explode with delight), or just giving your vocal cords a rest.
Here are 11 sex words and phrases that will kill the mood:
Oh, aren't you fit!
Physical fitness is a measure of your cardiovascular endurance, muscle strength and endurance, flexibility, agility, and fat-to-muscle ratio, not your physical attractiveness. Saying that someone is fit makes you sound like a leering, groping Creepy Old Guy.
2. Delicious/Mouth Watering.
Your kisses are delicious! Your cock is mouth-watering!
You use your mouth for both eating and sex, but otherwise the two activities are not at all related. Sex has nothing to do with your taste buds; a hamburger can't be sexy, and a person cannot be delicious.
There will be a fag at the party.
Fag is another derogatory term for gay men, implying that that they are objects rather than people, far inferior to heterosexual men. And why would you refer to just one of the gay men at a party as a fag? They're all gay.
I'm a sub into getting whipped and spanked, looking for a dom.
Dom (dominant) and sub (submissive) are terms taken from heterosexual master-slave scenes, infused with the heteronormative depiction of sex as always involving a "boy" and a "girl." It brands you as a newcomer to gay communities: we say top and bottom.
The full article, with nude photos and explicit sexual terms, is on Tales of West Hollywood.