Jun 16, 2017

10 Shirtless Pictures of Jacob Sartorius, Sort Of

Asa Butterfield was fun, so let's try another.  I did a google search on Jacob Sartorius -- no idea who he is, or what he looks like, or why he's named after a leg muscle.

 Here are the results.  Which are really him, and which are Google going haywire?

1. Looks like a selfie.  In the tub, but wearing clothes.

2. Another tub pic, but bigger hair.

3.  Even bigger hair, and a tan.

4. Two for the price of one.

5. A little muscle.  Didn't this guy play a werewolf?

6. Yes, kid, you  have fine biceps, plus a devilish frown.

7. Looks like Zac Efron, who pops up in every search.

8. Jacob the weight lifter.

9. A trio of weird hair.

10. That's one big emoji.


  1. That is not Jacob Sartorius. You posted pics of Cameron Dallas and Taylor Lautner.
    Anyways Jacob Sartorius has literally no absolute talent in his body. Have you heard his song Sweatshirt it has over 1 million dislikes on youtube. He sounds like a dying cat. He is only 14 years old.

    1. I haven't heard any of his songs. I don't know who he is.

    2. *15 d.o.b. (2002-10-02 according to google)

  2. Ha ha! #6 really is Jacob Sartorius. Google is stupid.

    1. I always have trouble when I'm doing an image search and I don't know what the guy actually looks like. Google Images gives me everybody and everything, almost randomly.


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