"Thanks for the great weekend, boys," the tweet said, signed Dante Colle.
And at the bottom, the watermark "Guys in Sweatpants."
I was intrigued. Who were these guys? A baseball team? A boy band? An youtube celebrity and his entourage? And why weren't any of them actually wearing sweat pants?
It proved to be in a bizarre photo format, which wouldn't load in any of my photo programs, so I converted it to a .jpg, but it was still invisible until I copied it onto another file and converted it again.
Which only added to the mystery. So I started checking out the twitter accounts.
Clark Parker, hiding in the background, second from the right, was born on September 6, 1990, is into skateboarding and sex, and belongs to Slytherin House at Hogwarts. He's Austin Wilde's sock buddy and favorite bottom.
Charles King, on the far right, has excellent abs, representation from Ted Faye, and 1,300 followers on Twitter. He tweets "I can't remember the last time I paid for underwear," and admits that he's never had sex with Hugh Jackman.
Yeah, it didn't take long to figure out that they were the cast of a porno, and guysinsweatpants.com is a website devoted to "Real. Gay. Sex." 134 models, countless scenes, and an invitation to become a model (the application is quite lengthy, though, so I didn't fill it out).
But it's nice to know that there is still professional porn being made in this age where everybody and his brother has a nude selfie floating around the internet, and it's a class act.
Yes, I have some nude photos on Tales of West Hollywood.