Reader: "How can you possibly make such an outrageous accusation about this actor? He's normal!"
Me: "Um...I said he starred in some gay-positive movies."
Reader: "He's normal! He's not gay! I know because I'm his girlfriend and we hug and kiss every night and we're going to get married!"
Me: "Um...I said that gay boys find him attractive."
Reader: "No! You have no right to slander him like that! He's not gay! He's straight! I'm outraged by the awful things you have said about him!"
Me: "Um...why do you read a gay-themed blog, if you are so upset by gay people?"
Reader: "I'm not upset by gay people, they can't help it, but nobody should be able to make up horrible lies about someone who's normal!"
I've had it. I can't take it anymore.