12-13 gauche Disney World theme parks with admission prices beginning at $100 apiece, Universal Studios Orlando, Sea World, and an endless number of crazy "attractions" opened to catch the gullible: Madame Tussard's Wax Museum; the Holy Land Experience, the Crayola Experience (I'm not kidding).
But I investigated the beefcake possibilities anyway, to see what I'm missing.
And wrestling teams in very tight singlets.
Lake Highland Prep goes in for weird camera angles.
More after the break.
Here's an Orlando-based personal trainer to help you work off all of the extra pounds you put on at the overpriced junk food stands in all of the theme parks.
Maybe the gay men of Orlando get enough dates by offering to show exhausted tourists "the real Orlando."
Wherever that is.