East Africa first.
1. Burundi, a small, landlocked country plagued by deforestation, soil erosion, and a genocidal war, offers this rather chunky muscleman.
I couldn't find any Ethiopian guys who weren't naked.
5. Uganda, where world-famous dictator Idi Amin ruled from 1971 to 1979, now has a more stable, although highly homophobic government. Hopefully this bodybuilder in hot pink trunks is more tolerant.
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9. South Sudan is a new country, becoming independent in 2011. Its main ethnic groups are the Dinka and the Nuer.
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