15 years later, they are successful computer entreneurs, so they decide to attend their class reunion in order to enjoy the ugliness, fatness, and lack of career success of their classmates, and hopefully have sex with the girls wouldn't have sex with them.
Girls start mistaking Jonathan for It-Boy Jonathan Lopez, and offering him blow jobs in the bathroom.
And not just the girls. Former bully Hervê (Ludovic, left) had a romance with the real Jonathan Lopez and, although now married with children and still an inverterate jerk, wants to reunite.
Outing the bully! What a great way to get revenge!
But how to out him? An announcement -- no, it's 2019, and he has the right to be gay if he wants.
How about graffiti: Hervê sucks cock?
No, it's ok to suck cock now. Even girls do it.
They settle for "Hervê and Lopez love."
Hervê is furious at first, but then other crises intervene, he saves the day and resolves to be less of a jerk. It all ends "happily" with two fade-out-kisses as each of the heterosexual life partners hooks up with the conveniently-still-single Girl of His Dreams.
I hated this movie.
1. In 2019, is outing someone that big a deal?
2. It wasn't even outing, it was an implication of romance.
3. Gayness is something that happens in middle school, before you grow up to the big, important heterosexual relationships of adulthood. No adult is gay.
Except maybe Jérôme Niel, who writes on his facebook page "I'm a gay icon!" and is seen here at a party getting intimate with actor William Enghill.
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