Announcer: And now another episode of BJ's Angels.
Intro (BJ narrates off-camera): Once there were three little muscle boys who went to work on another show called The Righteous Gemstones, two in Kelvin Gemstone's God Squad, and the other as Eli Gemstone's driver. (Sarcastic) And they were each assigned very sexy duties. (Shots of Liam falling from a human pyramid, Titus being lowered into a tiger cage, and Gideon driving in a car chase).
But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is BJ.
Montage: Skyler Gisondo as Gideon (jumping from a window).
Miles Burris as Titus (running from a burning building).
Joel Rush as Liam (pulling a gun from his crotch).
Tony Cavalero as Mr. Keefe (trying to answer six telephones at once).
Adam DeVine as Kelvin (giving Keefe a bag lunch as he rushes out the door, like a 1960s housewife).
And special guest star Tim Baltz as BJ (a mysterious hand on a computer keyboard)
Scene 1: The Angels in their dressing room. Gideon, fully clothed, is tying his tie, but Titus and Liam are still in their underwear.
Titus: Hey, this t-shirt is just extra-extra-large. Liam, I think you got mine by mistake.
Liam: (Checks.) Oh, right, this one is extra-extra-extra large. Sorry, Titus, I'll take it off. Of course, the only way I can do that is by taking off my jockey, too (Rips off his t-shirt, then lowers his jockey, displaying his bare butt.) That's one, by the way.
Gideon: (Glancing over) One what?
Liam: We're contractually obligated to display our butts twice per episode.
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