Fifty million Frenchmen can't be straight: Eight Bayeux boyfriends, Aix amis, and Parisian cocombres

 

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You've probably heard the song "Fifty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong":

They say the French are naughty

They say the French are bad

They all declare that over there

The French are going mad.

They have a reputation of being very gay

I just got back from Paris, and I just want to say:

It's true.

I spent a summer in Paris in grad school, and visited regularly until COVID squashed international travel, so I have quite a lot of memories of Parisian cocombres.

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1. The Ballet School at the Opera National.

Go in the winter -- no crowds.  On Christmas Eve, the Louvre is deserted.

2. A Turkish musician. Shower scene on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

3.  Swimmer moves

Shakespeare and Company on the Left Bank, my favorite place in Paris.  Well, aside from that bar near the Centre Pompidou...

4. Garz dans le placard -- guy in the closet

More après la pause -- after the break.  Caution: explicit.

People go to Bayeux, 2 1/2 hours west of Paris, to see the famous Medieval tapestry, of course, but it also has an annual Circus Festival that draws 20,000 spectators.

5. Garz in a guitar chair at the Ecole de Cirque

6. Bayeux bondage

Reims, an hour east of Paris, is in the Ardennes, champaigne country, but if you don't drink, you can visit the Cathedral, the Palais du Tal, and the Université de Reims Champagne-Ardenne.

7. Remy de Reims avec son zizi agrandi.  With his enlarged...

Aix-en-Provence, near Marseilles in the south of France, is famous as the home of Paul Cezanne and this book-themed library. 

8. Aix ami avec un concombre géant.  Do I need to translate? 

9. Back to Bayeux for a bonus bear.  They had this club, see....

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