**Link to the n*de dudes**

We're watching Batwoman (2019-22), because it's about superheroes, so why wouldn't we?

All of the residents of Gotham City are dour and depressed, but Kate Kane (Ruby Rose) achieves new heights of angst when she discovers that Cousin Bruce was Batman, takes over his Batcave, and starts fighting costumed baddies.

1. Years ago, Kate was expelled from miitary school for doing gay stuff. Her girlfriend claimed to be straight and got to stay, and is now in a lavender marriage to a guy who doesn't appear in the cast list; Google AI names him as Tyler, played by Greyston Holt.

Greyston's backside is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Kate and Ex-Girlfriend exchange longing looks, but the betrayal is too great to overcome.

2. Now Ex-Girlfriend works for the Crows, the private security force that Gotham City uses instead of police, which is coincidentally run by Kate's Dad, Jacob Kane (Dougray Scott).

Years ago, he lost his wife and daughter, Kate's twin sister, when their car plunged off a bridge. He searched for his daughter's body for years, until his new wife faked a DNA sample and convinced him that deer bones belonged to her.

Dougray's backside is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

3. Jacob's new wife also happens to be the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company that invents new and better weapons to sell to whatever evil empire wants them. Her pride and joy is a gun with a "coil accelerator," the only thing that can pierce Batman's body suit and kill him (see, they both hate Batman, and now Batwoman). Inventor Dean Devereaux (Matthew Graham) is the only person on Earth who knows how it works.

4.-5. So, what happened to Kate's twin sister after her car plunged into that river? She was grabbed by August Cartwright (John Emmet Tracy), a plastic surgeon experimenting with human-skin face masks for his visually-different son Mouse (Sam Littlefield, left). He says that he wants Twin Sister to "join the family," but instead he keeps her locked in a basement room for 12 years, with no food and nothing to read but Alice in Wonderland.

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6. Twin Sister grows up to be an Alice in Wonderland-themed supervillain obsessed with punishing her father (Jacob Kane, remember?) for abandoning the search. And Kate, for refusing to use her twin psychic powers to locate her. There are several hunkoids in her Wonderland Gang, including and Dodgson (Brendon Zub), who used to work for Jacob's Crows.

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7. And Scott (Kareem Malcolm)

8.-9. Let's not forget Lucas Fox (Camrus Johnson), who starts out a random security guard in the abandoned Wayne Enterprises Building, and turns into Kate's tech guy, always -- always -- sitting in the Batcave gathering intel. Kate treats him as a lackey and expects him to be on call 24/7. He only tries dating once in Season 1, rescuing and then asking out Stephanie Brown (daughter of the supervillain Cluemaster) -- but he keeps being called away during their dates, so she dumps him.

Finally, in Season 3, he buddy-bonds with ARGUS Agent John Diggle (David Ramsay) and becomes the superhero Batwing (because Robin was taken?).

There are several n*de photos of Camrus, or someone like him, online.

10. Alice is only the Big Bad of Season 1. In Season 2, when Kate is brainwashed into become a supervillain, and a "random lesbian" takes over as Batwoman, the Big Bad is the Black Mask (Peter Outerbridge)

Peter's d*ck is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

11.-12. Plus there are innumerable Villains-of-the-Week, like Detonator (Nathan Witte, left) and Cluemaster (Rick Miller). The one whose daughter Lucius Fox dates, remember? No? I don't blame you. The mythology is quite complex, and everybody-- everybody -- has a tragic past.