Gemstones Season 4 Memes: Kelvin is kissing, Jesse is packing, and Pontius is coming out. With random d*cks and the Wicked Witch of the West

  

Link to the n*de dudes

This is a series of memes -- jokes -- from The Righteous Gemstones Season 4.  Most don't don't require you to have any background knowledge of the show.  There are also a few random n*de dudes.

1. Random n*de dude

2. Isn't the wiener-licking monster implied?

Keefe" I don't have time for the Kissy Monster right now."

Kelvin: "How about the Wiener-Licking Monster"?

3. Listing the heterosexuals would be faster

Vance: "How many homosexuals in your family?"

Jesse: "If you mean gay men, just two.  If you mean bi/pan guys, there's Daddy, Uncle Baby Billy, Keefe, Pontius, and...why are you in that position?"

4. Don't forget jumping out of buildings.

My name is Gideon Gemstone.

My first boyfriend was the Devil.

I took out the Cycle Ninjas.

I smashed the Brotherhood of Tomorrow's Fires.

I'm a skateboard phenom.

But the greatest challenge I'll ever face is preaching the Sunday sermon.

5. Jesse knows what he likes.

Corey: "Are you as turned on as I am?"

Don't worry, Gaven Wilde, Sean Ryan Fox, and their characters are all over 18

6. Corey cock.  

More memes after the break

7. Cain and Abel

Gideon: If I'm going to be a preacher, I should read this thing.  Genesis 1.1: :In the beginning, God created..."  Hey!

Pontius: "Smoke rose from his nostrils, consuming fire from his mouth."  2 Samuel 22.9.

8. Keefe breaks the drag queen code

Gideon: "Sure, you look nice, but next time ask before putting on my dress."

9. When Pontius comes out, he comes out big

Pontius: "What?  No, these are...um..spaceships.  Yeah, like I'm into science fictions.  And d*cks, of course.

10. A lot of guys are into Pontius' d*ck

Don't worry, Kelton DuMont and Pontius are both over 18

11. Don't forget the Scarecrow and the Tin Man

Lori: "I'm going to get you, Eli.  And your little dog, too."

See also: Kelton's Hot/H* ung Photos, Part 1: Chanting, wrestling, growing a beard, going blond

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