Regan Burns: "Dog with a Blog," obstacle course, gay erasure, and Big D*ck Mitch. WIth a n*de alpha male.

  

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Regan Burns, who plays Big Dick Mitch in Righteous Gemstones Episode 4.8, is best known as a comedic actor.  He has appeared in 3rd Rock from the Sun, Malcolm in the Middle, How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, and 2 Broke Girls.

His most substantial role is Bennett, the father of the family in the Disney Channel's Dog with a Blog (2012-15)

He's also a personal trainer and running coach.  He didn't say who his partner is.

He sells the Hyrox Physical Fitness Challenge, which caters your race to your physical fitness level. 

I filled out their questionnaire:

Hhow often do you work out (every day)

What distance do you like to run (5k)

How many pushups can you do in a set (30)

It said I should do a pro race, but I'm not doing nearly as much as someone with that physique.

Regan also enjoys obstacle course racing, like the Grit OCR, which you complete with a partner.  It involves obstacles like Dennis the Menace (using a slingshot), Flip this House (flipping giant boxes),  and Out of Gas (carrying heavy cans up mountains).

Regan's partner here is Aaron Cobia, a "husband, dad, and mountain climber."

I hate it when they brag about being heterosexual in their first line.  And it doesn't even work, Buddy: here are gay husbands and fathers.    

More after the break. Caution: Explicit

I wanted to post a picture of the husband/father's d*ck, to annoy him, but I think this is someone else.

Here Regan is competing in the 2024 World Obstacle Course Racing Championships in Costa Rica: a 15k run over 36 obstacles.  He hurt his shoulder on Obstacle #2, a trapeze, but kept going.

No gay roles, and he's been married to a woman since 1995.  This is a heteronormative, Alpha-male, gay-erasing world.

His cock was shown extensively on The Righteous Gemstones, in scenes where Cobb keeps Big D*ck Mitch as a slave.  He escapes with the help of Eli and Baby Billy.

The Big D*ck is a misnomer: the guy is quite small.  Nothing wrong with that, but I object to the gay erasure.

See also:

Blake Michael: The "Dog with a Blog" brother starts a band, stalks a teacher, vanishes into corporate. With Blake and Dano d*cks

Gemstones Episode 4.8, Continued: We finally see Big Dick Mitch, the boy named Stacy, a serial killer, and a lot of tied up guys

Johnny Berchtold: I have good news and bad news. The good news is his c*ck