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This guy is named The Gronk. I have no idea what, if anything, he's famous for, but he's breath-taking.
Perfect face. Perfect physique.
And apparently gay.
Time for some research:
He's a football player named Rob Gronkowski.
6'6", 265-pounds, hands 10 inches
You got anything else that's 10 inches, buddy?
A tight end: he blocks the running back and protects the quarterback durng passes.
And fields a lot of jokes.
His stats, in case you're interested:
9 seasons with the New England Patriots (2010-2018)
2 seasons with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2020-21)
4-time Superbowl champ
4-time First Team All-Pro Selection
More after the break
On the NFL 100th Anniversary All Time Team, along with some football players that I've heard of: O. J. Simpson, Johnny Unitas, Jim Brown, Dick Butkus (but I always thought he was a joke).
Here Gronk trains with the exceptionally ab-worthy fitness Youtuber Jesse James West.
But he is an actor, too, with 23 credits listed on the IMDB, including episodes of Family Guy, Entourage, Deported, How I Met Your Father, Animal Control, and The Electric State, usually playing himself.
Plus he does a lot of advertising.
Underwear.
Pancake syrup
Pizza Hut
Turns out that Gronk is straight. just into beer cans, and totally an ally. He was asked if he would be ok with a gay teammate (they still ask athletes that question), and of course it would be cool.
He lets us in on a straight guy secret: they are constantly checking out each other's junk at the urinal and in the locker room. Not due to romantic interest (most of the time), but to see who is the "the bigger man." The bigger you are, the farther up you go in the gym hierarchy.
How far up were you in the New England Patriots hierarchy, Gronk?
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