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Apr 23, 2024

"Agent Elvis": McConaughey as the King, Cavalero as a drug dealer with a bulge, and Cole as a dick

 

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 Agent Elvis
 (2023) features The King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley (Matthew McConaughey) interacting with some of the real people and events of the 1960s, like Timothy Leary, Howard Hughes, and the Rolling Stones concert at Altamont, but as a secret agent, working for the mysterious Commander (Don Cheadle).  I reviewed Episode 1.3.





While filming A Change of Habit (1969), Elvis hears about the Moon Landing, and, upset that he's not going, decides to take out his frustration on some drug dealers.   His assistant Bobby Ray (Johnny Knoxville) tells him that Flyboy (Tony Cavalero), who hangs out in the studio parking lot, selling maps to movie stars' homes, actually sells cocaine.   His handler tells him that they still have scenes to shoot, but he rushes down to the parking lot.


Why is Flyboy dressed as a pimp to sell cocaine?  He explains that drug dealing and pimping have an intersecting clientele. 

Who is his cocaine supplier?  Flyboy doesn't want to say, because "snitches get stitches," so Elvis steals his clothes, ties him up in the back seat of his car, and sics his ape companion, Scatter, on him.  Faced with having his head bit off, Flyboy tells him.  


With Flyboy trapped in the trunk, Elvis enters a sleazy apartment building.  His handler appears again, ordering him to get back to the studio to film the remaining scenes. Besides, taking down drug dealers won't get him on the Moon Mission: "No matter what you do, it's not going to turn you into an astronaut."  Elvis doesn't listen: he beats up the drug wholesaler and his henchmen, but Scatter kills them before they can tell him about the big cocaine shipment coming in.

More after the break


He returns to Flyboy and threatens to have Scatter shoot his balls off unless he squeals. Ok, ok: Big Rod (get it?), who hangs out down by the pier.

After some 1960s-style fighting and chasing, Elvis returns to the studio, where the agency head, The Commander, is setting up for a fake Moon Landing.  He had been planning to invite Elvis all along: "I had a whole thing planned -- drinks, snacks, a chocolate volcano, cuddles, watch the Landing together" Wait -- he wants to cuddle with Elvis?  

But Elvis was so busy chasing drug dealers that he missed it.  They actually haven't started yet: Neil Armstrong is too coked out on Tang to perform. So Elvis gets to do it after all!



Beefcake: Animated Flyboy in his underwear.

Gay Characters: No one expresses any heterosexual interest during this episode.

My Grade: Watching Elvis interact with historical events is kind of interesting, and there is a lot of homoerotic content. B.


Update:
Episode 1.4 contains male-male making out and a fully nude guy bouncing around.

Bonus: Gary Cole, who plays President Nixon.

Some penis, bulge, and rear end photos on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

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