Oct 17, 2023

What do you like most about Seann William Scott: his face, physique, privates, or homophobia?


On his Instagram page, Tony Cavalero characterizes himself as "Da Baby of Farley and Stiffler, Keefe on The Righteous Gemstones, Ozzie Osbourne in The Dirt."   I figured that Farley and Stiffler must be an animated comedy, with Tony playing a baby. But according to the IMDB, there is no tv show with that name,  nor any character named Da Baby.

Further research reveals that Farley (Seann William Scott) is the protagonist of Mr. Woodcock (2007), attempting to keep his mother from marrying his sadistic former gym teacher.  Never saw it.

Stiffler (Seann William Scott) is a main character of the American Pie franchise (1999-2012).  've never seen any of them (although I know what they do to the pie), but I found a list of his disgusting antics on the fan wiki. 



Here's the complete list: 

  • Accidentally drinks a guy's cum
  • Gets urinated on by a guy
  • Forced to kiss a guy
  • Has sex with a guy and two dogs
  • Digs a ring out of dog poop
  • Accidentally has sex with an old lady.  
As you can see, same-sex acts top the list of disgust.



Scott also kisses a guy, Ashton Kucher, in Dude, Where's My Car (2000). Both actors were interviewed about how the managed to do something so disgusting.  Plus there's homophobic jokes, gay panic jokes, and lesbian jokes, covering all the bases. 



In Role Models (2008), Scott plays an energy-drink salesman assigned to be a role model to a foul-mouthed young boy.  Homophobic jokes and gay slurs abound, but at least we get a shot of his butt.












In Balls Out (2009), Scott plays a high school janitor who coaches a tennis team. I can't find any references to homophobic jokes, but I imagine there are some.  At least he shows us his bulge (in a jockstrap).And his butt again.







More recently Scott plays a parish priest in the tv series Welcome to Flatch (2020-), a mockumentary about a quirky small town.  The reviews say that there are queer characters, so maybe he's moved away from homophobic projects.

The butt and bulge pics are on the NSFW version of this post.


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