Feb 6, 2016
Spanish class didn't offer a huge selection of teenage adventurers with boyfriends, or teen magazines featuring frontal nudity, but it did give gay students some spectacular beefcake and a Batman and Robin-like adult-juvenile relationship.
Kaliman, el Hombre Increible, an orphan adopted by Prince Abul Pasha of Kalimantan, Indonesia, grew up to immensely muscular, gifted with magical powers, and dedicated to fighting injustice.
He first appeared on Mexican radio in 1963 (where his program still runs), and soon moved into weekly comic books. Over 1,000 issues have been published to date. There is also a Colombian version read throughout Latin America.
He has antecedents in Mandrake the Magician and other magical superheroes of the pulps, but he is a distinctly Latin American creation, with the colorful enemies -- the vampires, aliens, mad scientists, and evil cultists -- that one would expect of a Santo or Blue Demon.
Most often he rescues his youthful companion, Solin, whom he picked up in ancient Egypt. Solin's age is not specified, but he looks 12-14. Because he is depicted with black curly hair and a cute girlish face, because he wears eyeliner and mascara, and because he becomes "the damsel in distress" nearly as often as Robin, fan fiction writers sometimes transform him into a girl.
Solin was played by Nino del Arco and Manuel Bravo.
Feb 5, 2016
Actually, he didn't like talking about his past at all. Most guys in West Hollywood loved swapping stories about coming out, seducing a straight man, or seeing a celebrity penis, but Alan generally kept mum: "Who cares about the past? It's dead and gone. We're alive, we're young, we're in the greatest place in the world. This is our time to LIVE!"
Still, when he was tired and loaded up on sugary snacks, he could tell a good story. Here are his top 20 boyfriends, hookups, and back room exploits.
Alan was born two days before Halloween, 1956, under another name, in a small town near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. When he was ten years old, he began going to a Pentecostal church, got saved and filled with the Spirit, and began speaking in tongues.
2. The Preacher at the Bathhouse. After graduating from high school in 1974, Alan enrolled in the ultra-fundamentalist Waynesburg College. He majored in either English or History, and played football to become more "macho." He also began going to the bathhouses of Pittsburgh, where he ran into the minister of his hometown Pentecostal church.
After he got his degree in either English or history, he told his parents that he was gay. They had a big blowup, and didn't speak to him for year. He moved to Los Angeles, and got a job teaching ESL to new immigrants.
3. The Son of a Gilligan's Island Star. One of his first boyfriends was David Johnson, son of Russell Johnson, the Professor on Gilligan's Island.
4. The Star of Land of the Lost. Alan made the rounds of closeted and semi-closeted celebrities, including Wesley Eure, who played the teenage son on the Saturday morning live-action series Land of the Lost.
5. Porn Star Kip Noll. He also began going to the bathhouses and bars of pre-AIDS Los Angeles. One night he met someone who, impressed by his size, introduced him to porn director William Higgins, who cast him in a movie about a boy who wanders around West Hollywood picking up guys.
In all, Alan appeared in five porn movies.
7. The High School Boy. He got a job teaching English at a Catholic school, and began seeing one of his students -- after class, right in the classroom.
8. A Drag Queen Fairy Godmother. After a series of crises in the early 1980s, including getting fired from his teaching job, the death of a close friend, and a sexual assault by a vice cop, Alan turned "ex gay," proclaimed that God had "cured" him, and joined Homosexuals Anonymous. To prove to himself that he was really straight, he went to one of the dive bars in Hollywood and picked up a "woman" -- who turned out to be a drag queen.
In the morning he realized that God loves gay people after all. He retired from porn, changed his name to Alan, turned blond, grew a beard, and joined the gay-positive Metropolitan Community Church. He became Student Clergy.
9. The Norwegian Con Artist. Alan and I met in the fall of 1985. We dated briefly, until he dumped me for a Norwegian con artist (the relationship didn't last long). Then we became friends, and roommates for about a year.
10. The Bed-Hopping College Boy. In the summer of 1986, Alan returned to his old idea of becoming a missionary, with a gay twist: he moved to Japan to start a gay Pentecostal church, but returned to West Hollywood at the end of the summer. When I went to visit him, he picked up a college boy named Minoru, who kept switching between our beds all night.
11. My Celebrity Boyfriend. In the spring of 1987, I dated the Celebrity, a still-closeted former teen idol. Alan asked him out immediately after we broke up -- or maybe before -- and they dated twice.
12. The Kept Boy. Alan found three in a bed distracting, so he didn't do much "sharing." Our first "sharing" experience was accidental, with a kept boy who we didn't realize was drunk
. The Parisian Cop. In the fall of 1989, Alan moved to Paris to...well, start a gay Pentecostal church. But soon he gave up that idea, and became a permanent Parisian. When I came to visit, he picked up a Parisian cop.
14. The Father and Son. While in Paris, he took a trip to Hong Kong, and picked up a father and son -- a biological father and son!
15. The Lapp. The nice thing about Paris is, everyone in the world eventually gets around to visiting, including a member of the Sami people, the nomads of northern Scandinavia.
16. The Hong Kong Hustler. Alan loved Hong Kong, and visited as often as he could. Unfortunately, it didn't have quite the sexual freedom as Paris. In the summer of 1992, feeling deprived, he hired a hustler, and didn't practice safe sex.
A few months later, Alan discovered that he was HIV positive. Deeply depressed, he moved in with his sister in Norfolk, Virginia, became "ex gay" again, and cut off all contact with his former "sinful associates."
18. The Substitute. I visited them twice in the early 1990s, once in Norfolk and once in DC. Since becoming HIV positive, Alan insisted on monogamy -- no "sharing," not even with safe sex. But when I spent the night with them, they brought in a substitute. Ok, that's my scene, not Alan's.
20. The Male Nurse. We gradually lost contact in the 1990s, as friends who live across a continent from each other do. But one day in the 2000s, Sandy called to tell me that Alan had died of AIDS-related cancer. He was in good spirits during his last days, content with his life and certain of his place in heaven. Almost his last words were "Isn't that male nurse hot?"
Alan LIVED until the end.
The uncensored post, with nude photos, is on Tales of West Hollywood.
Growing up in the shadow of his brother David, Shaun Cassidy began singing at the age of fourteen, but no one took him seriously until, at eighteen, he landed a role as cleancut teen sleuth Joe Hardy in The Hardy Boys Mysteries (1977-79), alongside Parker Stevenson’s Frank. The plots were simple: sleuthing, a touch of danger, followed by jokes and dazzling smiles, with ample swimsuit and shirtless scenes and the camera lingering lovingly on the teenage bodies. Endless teen magazine pin-up spreads followed.
Joe was frequently thrust into peril, tied up in old barns, menaced by madmen, in need of rescuing and subsequent hugging by his older brother or some other hunk. In a two-parter, wealthy rescuer Jocco Halsey (Kevin Brophy), invites Joe to move in with him.
And Joe rarely expressed any interest in girls. In “Campus Terror” (May 1978), guest star Valerie Bertinelli says “I love you,” and Joe responds dryly: "You've had a long day.” What gay boy could afford to miss such a revelation?
Unlike many Tiger Beat fave raves, Shaun actually had a brief singing career; between 1977 and 1979, his albums went platinum, and his singles topped the charts. A surprising number of his songs were gender-ambiguous, and "You're Using Me" even alluded to a relationship with a boy.
The cover of the album Room Service (1979) shows Shaun in a hotel room, smiling invitingly at the voyeur who peers through the Venetian blinds. The voyeur's gender is ambiguous (though, if you look very carefully, you can see sharp fingernails). Shaun seems to be openly acknowledging the romantic interest of both male and female teens.
his brothers David, Patrick, and Ryan) remains a gay ally.
See also: Trying to Escape Church