Felix Beauperin: French theatrical actor has some queer codes and looks nice beneath the belt, but has he appeared in anything I can stream?

  

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I don't usually profile the European actors who appear on the n*de celebrity subreddit: their work is usually not available for streaming in the U.S., so what's the point?  But Felix Beauperin is so cute, and is so impressive beneath the belt, that I'm going in anyway.  

Nice backside, too.

It's from Le banquet d'Auteuil, performed at the Theatre 14 in Paris in 2015, and released on video in 2016: Famous playwright Molière (Jean-Baptiste Marcenac), tiring of his wife cheating on him, invites protégé Michel (Felix) and his friend Chapelle (Hervé Lassïnce, left) to dinner at his country home in the village of Auteuil (now in the 16th arrondissement, near the Eiffel Tower).  Some men from his acting troupe shows up to mock his bourgeouis jealousy.  While not fully clothed.

In the clip I watched, Michel orders two of the actors to kiss.

Background note: Molière is more famous in France than in Britain and the U.S., but you may have seen his Tartuffe, The Misanthrope, or The Imaginary Invalid.

Felix is primarily a theatrical actor.  His most recent productions include:

En Thérapie, an adaption of the Israeli tv series BeTipul, about a psychologist whose life is falling apart.  He plays Thomas Castellane, a surly patient. 

Le Petit Coiffeur:  Lies, secrets, and forgiveness in a hair salon in Chartres, 1944 -- just after the Liberation, when Allied forces defeated the Nazis in France.  Felix plays Pierre, a young hairdresser.  In an interview, he talks about his character's love for his mother and brother, but doesn't mention being gay.

Potiche, about chaos in the Pujol family when Mom Suzanne has to take over as head of the umbrella factory.  Felix plays her son Laurent, a fey art student with an absent fiancée (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

Left: Laurent was played by Jérémie Renier, in the 2010 movie version. 

Life is a Dream, by Pedro Calderon de la Barca. Prince Sigismond of Poland (Felix)  has been imprisoned in a tower by his father.  He briefly escapes, but Dad re-captures him and convinces him that it was all a dream.

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Dane's Polar Plunge: a 365 day Lake Tahoe Challenge, with Scott Gaffney, Danish d*cks, and the n*de dudes of Notre Dame

  

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I've been following Dane G. on Instagram.  He doesn't post much, but in August 2026 he complains that he just arrived at the University of Nevada Reno for his freshman year, when he had to evacuate due to the wildfires.   

Back when he was a student at North Tahoe High School, Dane posted a lot: he was doing a challenge where he jumps into Lake Tahoe every day for a year. Even on Day 190: Water temperature 39.3, air temperature 32.  That's Fahrenheit. 

 

Day 173: Gray, cloudy. Water temperature 37.3, air 33.0.  Dane walked through the snow-- barefoot! -- toward his icy plunge.

On Day 184, he brought his Dad, professional skiier Scott Gaffney Water temperature 48.5, air 55.

He invited Tony Cavalero of The Righteous Gemstones, but Tony ended up ignoring him to flirt with Scott.

On Day 120, he brought the North Tahoe High School Varsity Basketball Team -- at least the ones brave enough to try. Water temperature 39 degrees, air with wind chill 19.  

The Wildflour Baking Company in Tahoe donated some donuts.  How about space heaters?

I can't imagine being interested in the aesthetics of the p*enis after all that icy plunging, but there are some guys running n*aked through the snow on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

Plus n*de Danish dudes in the snow outside an ice cream stand. 

An ice cream stand?

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Matthew Beem hitchhikes n*de takes a polar plunge, builds secret rooms to spy on his internet star friends. With four of their d*cks

 

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I grew up before the internet, so I instinctively think of entertainment as books, movies, and tv programs written and performed by professionals and distributed by corporations. But there's a whole world out there of short form, amateur videos that I had no idea existed. 

Topper Guild posts stories about saving his friend from an evil cult, surviving the strictest school in the world, and so on to his 88 million subscribers.

Matthew Beem, who has "only" eight million subscribers, does wacky DIY projects, like turning his room into a fishbowl, or a building a minecraft maze for his hamster. 

The first two episodes of his Hulu series, Matthew Beem Creator Essentials, introduced me to more multi-million subscriber Internet stars.

 

Episode 1: Matthew renovates iShowSpeed's tour bus, and adds a secret room so he can spy on the dude as he...um...does things.  He's discovered almost immediately, but still, I have to wonder, what was he hoping to see?

IShowSpeed, real name Darren Jason Watkins, Jr. started with gaming, and moved into livestreaming and rap music, gaining 53 million subscribers. He has livestreamed in 67 countries. The Speed Goes Pro tour ended with a concert at the Hollywood Bowl. 

Plus he's won about a dozen Streamer Awards.  And posted pictures of his d*ck. Maybe that's what Matthew wanted to see in his secret room.

In Episode 2. Matthew and his crew do some home improvement projects for his internet star friends:

A custom dog house for Salish Matter, who started with posts about her daily skincare routine, gaining 3.5 million subscribers.  She started her own skincare brand at age 16, and also posts about gymnastics and family "matters" with her father, Jordan (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).

Next Matthew and his crew create a gaming room for the Costco Guys, including mock-ups of their Juiceful packages, a giant chocolate chip cookie, and the world's biggest Pokemon card. 

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"We Bury the Dead": Tasmanian zombies, oppressive heterosexism, and Brenton Thwaites' junk. What else do you need? Gay people? Tasmania?

 

This week's Movie Night movie was We Bury the Dead (2025), for some reason, I guess because there are zombies in it.  But the heteronormativity is so thick and heavy, you can actually feel it, like an oppressive fog.

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The premise: An experimental weapon backfires, zapping the entire island of Tasmania just as everyone is sitting down to breakfast.  Every being with a brain dies instantly, 500,000 people plus all the cows, horses, pets, and birds.  

A few days later, hundreds of volunteers come in from Australia to help the army clear out the dead.  The men in line, such as David Genat (left), all tell the registration officer, "I need to find my wife," and women, "I need to find my husband!"  Sometimes they're looking for their kids, instead. 

Ava (Daisy Ridley) is looking for her husband: he was at a conference in Woodbridge, in the southern part of the island.  Unfortunately, she is assigned to a sector in the north, 200 miles away.

Scene after scene of breaking into homes, close ups of photos of smiling nuclear families, bodies of husbands, wives, and kids at the breakfast table, doing cozy family things, kids next to teddy bears.  Over and over and over.  It's smiling nuclear families everywhere.  I wanted to yell "Gay people exist!" 

Left: Gender-polarized pink and blue body bags.  

Ava is desperate to get to Woodbridge to see if her husband re-animated due to unfinished business.  A volunteer named Clay (Brenton Thwaites) offers to help her.

They steal a motorcycle and zoom through the restricted areas, past a lot of wrecked cars -- for some reason, the cars didn't crash when the drivers dropped dead, they just sort of stoppeed. 

   At the ruins of Hobart, smoke from the many fires is so thick that they have to find gas masks.  I guess a lot of people were cooking over open fires at the moment they died?   

Then they break into a diner -- it's only been a few days, so most of the food in the freezer is still good -- and have a heart-to-heart. 

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Ava: She can't get pregnant, which caused tension.  Then she had an affair, which caused more. Hubbie was thinking of divorce when he headed to the conference.

Clay: His girlfriend and child want nothing to do with him.  He thought that he could impress them with his patriotism by volunteering for the clean-up, but they told him to "f*k off."  

It is unclear why Clay is helping.  Maybe he wants to get with Ava, or maybe he's bonding with her due to their shared marital problems.

I forgot -- some of the dead come back as tooth-clicking zombies.  Mostly they just stare. Some attack (racism alert: most of the violent ones are black).  Some just have unfinished business, like a nuclear family father wants to bury his wife and kids before he finally crosses over. 

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