"The Body": Lesbians and paranormal murder at a creepy Catholic school. With two femme boys, Josh Cruddas, and Cale c*ck

  

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I wasn't planning to watch The Body, on Netflix (not to be confused with the 12 other tv series and movies of that name), because it's set in a Catholic girls' school, and the icon shows a lot of girls but no boys. But then Marcel Ruiz, the femme and fabulous (but straight) One Day at a Time boy, posted a locker room shot with Orlando Norman (left) and Cale Ambrosik (right), so maybe ther will be some beefcake.

Episode 1, "The Sl*tty God."

Scene 1:  Halloween, 2004.  A scary road, and then a Catholic Mass.  The Hot Priest says "The Body of Christ," and places the wafer on the tongues of the teenagers. He gazes at his "special friends."  Hey, there are boys, too.  I thought it was a girls' school.

Next, girls stretching for sports, and gazing at each other.  

A girl snaps a photo: "Holy f*ck, you guys look like a bunch of [LGBT people]."  Catholic teens in 2004. I'll give them a pass for being homophobic.

Scene 2: Two girls --- no, a girl and super-femme Leo (Jackson Kelly, n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) -- bike down the scary road, and arrive at the school late for Mass, just in time to join the communion line. 

One of the boys asks his friend about his gay bedroom performance.  They laugh.  I think they're just being homophobic.

Scene 3: A Plain Girl (maybe Leo's sister) is trying out for the Lions, a dance team.  The candidates strip down to their bras, pleasing the Blond Girl.   But Plain Girl's moves are awful.

They all adjourn to the locker room.  I've had enough girls for one day, so I fast forward through their mean banter.

Scene 4:  Bullies grab Super-Femme Leo's artwork.  One calls him a "perv," and the other "I respect the homos*xuals."

Cut to Blond Girl getting stuff done with her boyfriend Steve (Orlando Norman), but it doesn't work.  She doesn't like it.

Left: Orlando has played a gay guy in Boys on Film and straight guys in the gay-themed Wrecked and Sebastian.

Her Wife rushes up: "Are you hitting on my wife?"

They tell him that they're dressing as an angel and devil for the Halloween party.

Scene 5:  Blond Girl confides in her Wife in the bathroom.  "He's nice, but nothing he tries works."  Try it with a girl.

Very Religious Grace is spying on them.  She suggests praying to St. John of Cupertino, and leaves.

"Gay of her to be spying on us like that!"  I think they mean "gay" literally: Very Religious Grace wants an eyeful..

Cut to their test, something about Jesus and the Book of Deutoronomy.  Plain Girl Lisbeth lets Blond Girl cheat.  Afterwards, Blond Girl thanks her, and iinvites her to the Halloween party. "It's at Devil's House.  You know, the haunted abandoned convent?"

After school, Leo and Lizbeth bike home.  I guess it's not a boarding school. 

Scene 6: Super-Femme Leo and Very Religious Grace preparing a report.  He wants to argue that John  Kerry (the 2004 Presidential candidate) can't call himself Catholic if he condones abortion.  She retorts that St. Augustine says that our souls don't enter our bodies until months after conception, so early term abortion is ok.  

"No, abortion is murder, period."

"What if you get pregnant while really young?"

"Then it's on you for doing bedroom stuff," Super-Femme Leo says, gazing at her as she performs *ral stuff on her pen."

Leo rushes out.  He sees a photo of the priest and says "Forgive me, Father," then starts praying to St. Michael.  Dang it, all of the hints that he's gay were just misdirections. 

Meanwhile, Very Religious Grace gets a text about the Halloween party tonight.  A little late, isn't it?

Next, she sneaks a peek at Leo's artwork, and is disgusted.  When Leo returns, she orders him to leave.

Please don't tell anyone."  We still haven't see the art.  Is it ladies or men?

Scene 7:  Plain Girl Lisbeth's bedridden Mom watching TV Preacher Josh Cruddas (n*de photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).  Hey, that's a Pentecostal sermon.  Pentecostals don't even like Catholics. I'm fast forwarding past the applying of salve and the dying mom discussion.

Lisbeth finds a mouse in a humane mouse trap, and feeds it to her pet snake.

Cut to the girls squealing and shrieking as they get high on the way to the party. I have never seen any group of girls so inexorably "gone wild."

Blond Girl calls Very Religious Grace: "There's a special initiation for the Lions tonight, so whatever you see, don't freak out."

Uh-oh, Very Religious Grace hears a loud thudding.  She approaches carefully, and finds the intruder in the kitchen: the Hot Priest (Nnamdi Asomugha). Why did the priest break in to steal her stuff?

Psych! The priest is her uncle, bringing pizza in case she forgot to eat. 

She gets a message from Leo, and ignores it.  Hot Priest thinks she is upset, but she yells at him for being over-protective.

Scene 8: Plain Girl Lisbeth, dressed in an ancient Greek outfit for the party, asks Super-Femme Leo to iron her hair.

"Did our bedridden, dying Mom give you permission to go to a Halloween party."

"She didn't say I couldn't go, since I didn't ask."

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Gerran Howell: The hot doc from "The Pitt" plays a vampire, troubled teens, and Ozma's boyfriend, speaks Welsh, drops his trousers.

 

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If you've been watching The Pitt on MAX, about emergency room staff and patients, you've certainly noticed Dennis Whitaker.  The fourth-year medical student moved to Pittsburgh from a farm in Broken Bow, Nebraska, which causes a lot of derision from the big city doctors, and got a degree in theology before going to med school. Don't you need a lot of courses in biology and chemistry?   He gets squelchy scenes where he is splashed with the body fluids squirting out of patients, but also heart-tugging scenes where he establishes an emotional connection with a dying patient.

So far Dennis hasn't expressed a romantic interest in anyone, although fans on the Pitt Reddit eagerly pair him with Nurse Kim, because she offered to find him new scrubs after a patient ur*nated on him, or the wife of a dying burn victim whom he comforts.

Plus when Dr. Robby (Noah Wyle) is treating the victims of a mass shooting, he flashes back to treating COVID victims and the death of his beloved mentor and has a panic attack.  Dennis helps him out, and the two hold hands.  About 1,700 fan stories on Archive of Our Own move the relationship forward into romance (and explicit s*xual activity).

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That's enough to warrant researching the actor, Gerran Howell.

Well, being 5'7" and exceptionally cute helps.

Turns out that Gerran is not Nebraskan, he's Welsh, born in Barry a resort town near Cardiff, in 1991.  He's bilingual in the Welsh language, and got to speak it as a fan service during Season 2 of The Pitt.

Nice swimsuit, mate.

After attending Barry Comprehensive School, Gerran studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.  His first on-screen roles came in 2006, in a PSA about the dangers of swimming in the Welsh Reservoir and the short Mummy's Boy, about a boy traumatized by his brother's death. 

Next he starred in Young Dracula (2006-2013), as the teenage Vlad, The Chosen One (of course) who moves from Transylvania to Wales with his family.  According to the episode synopses, he may have gotten a few gay-subtext buddy-bonds along with the usual assortment of girlfriends.  

The role brought Gerran a lot of fame in Britain: talk-show interviews, cooking on Blue Peter, a tutorial on how to spot a vampire.

In The Spartacle Mysteries (2011-15), everyone over age 15 is zapped into a parallel dimension.  It's up to the kids to survive -- and bring them home. So, was it a one-time deal, or does everyone who turns 16 zap over?  Gerran plays Ernesto, the leader of a rebel gang who doesn't want the adults back: the world is better and safer without them.  He gets a girlfriend.

Emerald City, the dreary, depressing take on the Wizard of Oz mythos (2016-17), stars Oliver Jackson-Cohen (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) as Dorothy Gale's boyfriend.  Gerran plays Jack (based on Jack Pumpkinhead), who helps Tip escape from the witch Mombi, and falls in love with her after she turns into a girl. But she's not into him.  Being into trans women makes him a LGBT ally.

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Marcel Ruiz: "One Day at a Time" boy grows up, plays gay guys, wears dresses, kisses girls. You figure him out. With Lucas backside and Jackson junk

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When I was in high school, Tuesday night meant Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley, and One Day at a Time (1975-84).   a "hip sitcom" with divorced mom Anne Romano (Bonnie Franklin) moving from small-town Logansport to Indianapolis to raise her kids: rebellious Julie, popular Barbara, and eventually the exceptionally femme Alex (Glenn Scarpelli).  Building handyman Schneider popped in all the time.

The theme song brings me back to those nights, sitting in the living room with my parents and brother and sister, doing my homework on a clipboard. No matter what problems I was facing outside, with screaming preachers and sadistic teachers and the constant refrain of "what girl do you like?", I was safe here.

This is it (this is it); this is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball.
This is it (this is it): straight ahead, and rest assured, you can't be sure at all.
So while you're here, enjoy the view, keep on doin' what you do.
Hang on tight, we'll muddle through -- one day at a time.

In 2017, a re-imagining appeared on Netflix, only to be cancelled, moved to Pop and TVLand, and cancelled again in 2020.  It was a re-imagining because it had nothing to do with the original series except for the title, the theme song, and characters named Alex and Schneider.  Here they are a Hispanic family living in Echo Park, Los Angeles: army nurse Lupe; social activist Elena; and popular Alex (Marcel Ruiz).  Grandma Rita Moreno pops in frequently.

I watched an episode out of curiosity, but didn't like it.  Mostly ladies; no cute guys (Todd Grinnell as Schneider was not my type). And why did they keep the name Alex but remove his gay coding?  

Besides, watching on my laptop in my home office in 2017 was just not the same as watching in the living room surrounded by my family in 1977.

Then I saw Isabella Gomez and Marcel Ruiz (who played Elena and Alex) in a video for the It Gets Better project.  Isabella talks about how Elena struggles with coming out as a queer Latinx woman, and starts dating the nonbinary Syd.  "Normalizing lesbian and nonbinary identities on tv plays an important role in creating acceptance in real life."  Marcel adds that if your family doesn't accept you, there are others who do. You can find a chosen family.  "It gets better. Just keep going through life everyday."  Not "one day at a time"?

Isabella plays a queer character, but why is Marcel there?  Alex is straight.  You're looking quite femme in that outfit, buddy. Are you gay in real life, like the original? 

Time for a profile.

Marcel was born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in 2003.  His mother, Mariem Pérez Riera, is an Emmy-winning director known for her biography of Rita Morena (not coincidentally, grandma on One Day at a Time). His father, Carlitos Ruíz Ruíz, is a "photographer, storyteller, and filmmaker" known for Maldeamores (2007), about a love triangle.

For someone born into a family of film makers, Marcel doesn't have a lot of acting gigs listed on the IMDB.  His career starts with an episode of Snowfall (2017), a tv series about the cocaine panic in Los Angeles in the early 1980.  Damson Idris (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) stars as a drug dealer.  Marcel plays a young Sandanista operative spying on the CIA in Nicaragua. He gets killed.  

His first starring role was in Breakthrough (2019): When a boy with the crazily Anglo name John Smith (Marcel) drowns in a lake, his Mom prays that he will be brought back "from the brink of death."  Did he die or almost die?  

Josh Lucas (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) plays the boy's Dad, and Topher Grace of That 70s Show plays the megachurch pastor.  

Marcel apparently belongs to a megachurch in real life, too.

Sounds Christian, which means homophobic, but Topher Grace went on to star in Home Economics (2021-23), and Marcel, to One Day at a Time (2017-20).  Both of their characters have gay sisters.  Go figure.

 Marcel has only two post-Days roles:

A Bad Bunny music video, Baile inolvidable (Unforgettable dance, 2025).  A lot of male-female couples dance while their friends cheer them on.  

And the short Telaraña (2025) : The teenage Naomi faces the "disturbing truth" about her family, involving a giant spider (araña).  Marcel plays her brother Lolo.

Plus two upcoming projects.

Summer of Three (filming completed in 2026): After his father's death, Javi (Marcel) returns to Puerto Rico, where he becomes involved in a love triangle with Luife (Paolo Schone) and his girlfriend Kiki.  I can't tell from the plot description and photos if the two men are competing for the lady, or if all three fall in love. 

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Dean Petriw: Child actor turned fifth Walter Boy turned business major, old enough for beefcake and potential d*ck photos.

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My Life with the Walter Boys (2023-26) sends a New York girl to a ranch in Colorado, where she lives with the seven "Walter boys" and their parents (and a baby sister).  She falls in love with Cole and Alex, helps Nathan come out, pushes her way into the soap-opera problems of Will and Danny...

And babysits Jordan (Drew Petriw) and Benny.

If we include Dad (Marc Blucas, backside on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) and a seemingly endless stream of cousins, coworkers, classmates, buddies, and love interests, the number of hunks skyrockets.

So why did I decide to profile Dean Petriw? 

1. I've already checked the other brothers, and they're either straight or have no beefcake photos online, or both.

2. Aspiring filmmaker Jordan doesn't display any hetero interest, so he can be found gay by omission.

3. He has an unusual last name.  It's of Ukrainian or Polish origin.

N*de Ukrainian dude and potential Dean on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

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4. He's nearly 19, enough for beefcake photos and even n*de photos.

Dean was born in Vancouver on July 4, 2008 (which is not a big deal in Canada), and started acting in commercials at age four.  His on-screen acting begins in 2015 with an episode of Falling Skies.

On a 2016 episode of Once Upon a Time, he played the young Baelfire, son of a pre-magic Rumpelstiltskin, and the father of Chosen One Henry Mills. Other Baelfires are played by Brandon Spink and Michael Raymond-James.

He also played a kid opposite Dolph Lundgren in Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016), and played the young Luke (Jonathan Whitesell as an adult) in Beyond (2016).

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