NSFW TV

 

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Adam Devine's Also-Rans: 8 sitcom guest spots, with Andrew Santino, Jason Bateman, and some costar...

Agatha All Along: Gay guy and witch trapped in a bad tv show world.

Agent Elvis: McConaughey as the King, Cavalero as a drug dealer with a bulge, and Cole as a d*ck

 Am I Being Unreasonable: Disagreeable British lady gets a girlfriend, has a dark secret.  With Hubbie's d*ck.

American Sports Story: A football player turned murder, with evangelical homophobia everywhere.

Animal Kingdom: Twelve bare b*tts, some faces, and a crime lord named Smurf

AP Bio: Glen from "Always Sunny" as a disgraced philosopher turned high school biology teacher.

B

Big Boys: A gay university freshman tries to make friends, find his tribe, and get laid. With lots of Dylan dicks

Black Monday: Downlow financier,  closeted Congressman, and mimeographed penis in the homophobic 1980s

Blue Ridge Episode 1.3: A wrestling promoter is murdered at a high school in the Hills. With lots of beefy suspects

The Bondsman: Kevin Bacon fights demons, sings country-western music, trunks Tater

Brideshead Revisited: Does the groundbreaking portrayal of (temporary) gay love hold up after 40 years?

Broad City: This ain't your daddy's Seinfeld.  With Stephen Schneider.

Bumper in Berlin:

Episode 1.1: Bumper from Pitch Perfect moves to Germany, meets a hunk, doesn't get the Girl

Episode 1.3: Bumper saves the day by doing everything wrong. With bonus Til Schweiger

C

C*A*U*G*H*T, the Australian hostage crisis sitcom. You can't see the show, but you can see That Scene

Cobra Kai: Johnny and Danny are boyfriends?  Mr. Miyagi wasn't a saint?  With Tony Cavalero and some karate...

Country Comfort: Is seeing Ricardo Hurtado, Eddie Cibrian, and Eric Balfour worth the pain?

Cucumber: Lots of cucumbers on display as gay life in Manchester goes dark

D

Da Vinci's Demons: An absurdly heterosexual Da Vinci, a bi guy who likes only ladies, two monstrous gay predators, and a lot of penises

Dead Guy Detectives: Ghost buddies, one gay, one bi, solve afterlife mysteries

Decline and Fall: Theology student sent down for immorality in 1930s Oxford.

Deli Boys: Pakistani-American brothers learn a secret about their dad.  With lots of gay characters and some bonus Pakistani d*cks

The Deuce: The stars, mafiosi, and gay activists in 1970s New York

Difficult People: Billy pretends to be straight, Julie pretends to be Italian, and the son of the guest star takes his shirt off

A Discovery of Witches: Some lesbians, a gay tease, a Very Important Book, and Matthew Goode's goods

Doctor Who: Hints, hunks, subtext, surprise, and off-camera....

 Dream Corps LLC: Mad scientist and  his assistant solve a gay couple's relationship problems with dreams.

Drunk History: Adam and Blake, sweet kisses, and Nathan Fillion's...

E-F

Eastbound & Down: Danny McBride is a washed-up, foul-mouthed ball player

Euphoria: Guys in love, gay/bi affairs, toxic masculinity, and Brock O'Hurn

English Teacher:

     Episode 1.1: A gay teacher, his ex-boyfriend, and his homophobic buddy face woke culture

     Episode 1.8: Birthday party at a leather bar, with Evan's coworkers getting cruised and fitting in

The Four Seasons: Elite New Yorkers discuss True Love, with a gay couple, Vivaldi, a lumberjack, and a n*de Len Carieu

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Gangs of London: A gay assassin, his boyfriend, a gay mafia son, some sex parties, and a lot of violence and...

Ghosts, Episode 3.1: A gay wedding, a vengeful Puritan, a male performer, and a lot of plot complications

The Girls on the Bus: The story behind the n*de press bro

Go Ahead, Brother: Organized crime, shirtless hunks, a lot about fiduciary investments, and Michel Filipiak

Good Trouble: The Foster women move to L.A., get horrible jobs, and compete over a bi guy

Going Dutch: Military sitcom with an Old Soldier, a gay tease, and a muscular private (sight).  With bonus privates' privates.

Goosebumps: The Vanishing: Ross from Friends as a crazy botanist, some gay teens, a monster, and Sam McCarthy's...

Grosse Pointe Gardening Society: Heterosexuals garden, have affairs, and murder someone. With a hung Hodge and a Wolfe wang

H-I

High Potential, Episode 1.13: This one has a gay character, a ridiculous plot, and a last-scene twist. Plus some cast members' members.

History of the World, Part II:  Tim Baltz, Joshua Mikel, a gay subtext, and two homophobic jokes

The Hooligan: N*de musclemen, some gay vibes, and a Fat Thug in the life of a football hooligan drug runner in Poland

House Party, with Adam Devine:

Episode 1.1: Adam shows his tree-trunk, eats fro-yo, and flirts with Andrew Santino

Episode 1.3; A bisexual foam party is promised

Episode 2.9: Adam finishes, Nick Rutherford bulges, and guys...

Episode 3.1: Adam marries a dude. No, not Tony Cavalero. With bonus Hawaiian...

Human Discoveries: Paleolithic hunks invent underwear.  With Adam Devine, nude Milo Ventimiglia and Zac Efron

Industry: Five d*cks and two chests of the top moneymakers at banking CPS something in London

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac gets fat, Charlie refuses s*x, and Michael O'Hearn flexes.

J

Justified: Kentucky cowboy has gay-subtext romance with an unhinged thug. Lots of thug dick

K-L

Killing It, Episode 1.8: Does the Kingmaker like-like Brock? Are the Flo Boys brothers or boyfriends? And whose d*ck is that?

The Lake: Sleazy mayor Jerry O'Connell wants a three-way with Justin and his date. What's a gay guy to do?

Love is a Poison: High-power attorney falls for cute con artist in contemporary Japan

Lucifer: A hetero-horny Miles Burgess, gay/bi erasure...

M

A Man in Full or The Fullness of Men or something. Whatever, it has a wild d*ck scene.

The Mick: Strong gay subtexts and ample beefcake do not save this gloomfest.

Mid-Century Modern: "Golden Girls" with gay guys.

Modern Family:

Episode 5.6: Gloria's crush on Adam Devine, Phil's three-way, and Matt Risch

Episode 5.13: Jay acts girly, Mitch and Cam butt in, and Phil wants Cavalero's lips on his mouth.  Who doesn't?

Episode 5.17: Jay is way more homophobic than Andy  (With a Dylan bonus)

Mosaic: A children's book, murder, James and Kelton Dumont, and a dead alligator

My Friend Dahmer: How did they avoid the myth that all gay men are murderers?

My Life with the Walter Boys: Five brothers, three hunks, and some "are they or aren't they?" mishegas

N-O

NCIS New Orleans: The guy from Wings and the guy from Quantum Leap are kidnapped by the guy from Oz.

No Good Deed: Four lesbians, a gay realtor, a gay son, some murders, and Phoebe from Friends.

Nobody Wants This: Rabbi and "bad date" podcaster fall in love, with a gay dad and lesbian best friend.

North of North: Inuit lady, her gay bestie, some Inuk culture, and a lot of Inuk hunks

Northern Exposure: Progressive homophobia, three guys in a sauna, and much ado about toilets.

The Other Two:

Episode 1.6: Cary goes shirtless, Chase twerks, and there's enough bulges for everyone

Episode 3.8: The guy from "AP Bio" tries to bond with an especially jerky Carey. Plus Ben Platt

Overcompensating: Gay college boy wants a hetero bang to prove his worth. With no plot twists but a lot of cute guys.

P-Q

Partner Track: High power attorney is passed over by men.  Yes, I show a few.

Pernille: Norwegian angst comedy with a gay dad, a bi nephew (probably), a gay wedding (almost), lots of funerals, and n*de Vikings

Pretty Dudes: Gay Asian erasure, a car hookup, Spiderman, and hamburgers. All in 11 minutes.

The Quarry: Skyler Gisondo and some gay/bi hunks fight werewolves

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Raising Dion. Gay kid with superpowers, his Scoobies, and his soap-opera Mom.  With Gavin Munn.

Reacher:

Episode 2.6: Is Reacher homophobic?  With a Ritchson p*nis, a Berchtold bottom, and my new favorite catch phrase

Episode 3.1: The Man-Mountain bonds with a gay college boy and his drug dealer dad, and there are plot twists and d*cks

Redeeming Dave: Church for losers includes Tony Cavalero, a drag queen, and a star

Rescue Hi-Surf: Lifeguards rescue surfers, have soap opera adventures, and one of them is hung

The Residence: Murder at the White House, with a gay President, suit guys' d*cks, and a n*ude Randall Park

The Resort: Skyler Gisondo disappears on Christmas day at a creepy Mayan resort

Ride Share: Skyler Gisondo's Bar Mitzvah, Beau Mirchoff, and Andy Favreau just because

Ripley: A slow, artistic version of the gay subtext con artist/murderer, with Tom's bum and Dickie's d*ck

The Ropes: Unreliable narrator Rashomon about bouncers. Take careful notes.

Run the Burbs: They're run by the Pham Phamily, with a queer daughter, a gay villain, and some phine Phungs

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The Santa Clarita Diet:

Episode 1.1: Witty dialogue, zombies, gross-out humor, Skyler Gisondo, and bare...

Episode 1.9: A Medieval Serbian book, daddy/twinks, a gay subtext, and maybe a Skyler...

Schitt's Creek: Quirky small town in Canada (but don't tell anyone) has gay/bi guys and lots of beefcake

School Spirits: Ghost girl, her gay BFF, and their buds solve a mystery.  With bonus photos of el novio

Scream Queens: Glen Powell and John Stamos compare d*cks in a sinister hospital

Siblings, Episode 1.1: Dan falls for a guy who uses a wheelchair, so he pretends...with real n*de wheelchair guys

The Sinner: Retired cop, sleazoid prof, and predatory chum, in New York or Australia

Snakes and Ladders: A teacher and her gay son squabble with a chocolate heir, the Spanish counsul, and a closeted hunk. With Roque and Nico dicks

Solar Opposites:

Do Korvo and Terry act like a married couple?  Do they call each other "husbands"?  Do they have s*x?

Episode 4.9: Skyler Gisondo and Kieran Culkin as a human and an alien bat-being in love.

Valentine's Day Special: Did it really change everything?

 

Sons of Anarchy: Trans Walton Goggins, a motorcycle club,  and 3 n*de men.

The Strongest Men in History: Robert Oberst and his pals recreate Viking challenges. With Danish...

The Stranger: The one with Kai Alexander's backside, an alpaca-biter, and Eddy from Absolutely Fabulous

Surreal Estate: Realtor and his scoobies investigate haunted houses, with a gay couple and a lot of n*de Matt Whites

T-V

Teacup: Body-jumping aliens, two heterosexual romances, a gay subtext boyfriend, and Rob's knob

Teenage Bounty Hunters: Two girls at a high-power Christian academy get a side gig.

That 90s Show:

Episode 1.5: Ozzie comes out, teen boys try out a hot tub, and we see Ashton Kutcher

Episode 2.4: We meet Ozzie's boyfriend, sort of. Plus photos of teen idol Brian Austin Green

Episode 3.6: Ozzie dates, Theo gets groped, and the Human E,,, gets dumped 

The Third Day: Jude Law in The Wicker Man, with scissor goblins, a dead son, Will Rogers, and Dagliesh d*ck

True Blood: Vampires come out of the coffin amid a Southern Gothic soap opera

Twin Peaks, the Return: Paranormal weirdness, 25 years later. See if you can figure it out.

Under the Banner of Heaven: Murder and spiritual crisis in a fundamentalist Mormon family with five sons.

Unstable: Father and son Lowes are grieving, the Pilgrim Twins have small ..., and there's a gay sycophant

Vice Principals:

Episode 1.8: Danny McBride and Walton Goggins have dreams of glory

Episode 2.5: Danny McBride dates a teenage boy, and gay rumors can destroy your life.

W-Z

Waterloo Road: "What I Did Last Summer" with a new headmaster, a side piece, dark secreets, and d*cks

Wellmania: Gaz cheats on his boyfriend, Chad shows his d8ck, and Liv has a meltdown

Welcome to Plathville: Beefcake and bulges of a hard-core fundamentalist family

Wet Hot American Summer: Skyler in a satyr costume, a gaslit gay couple, and learning how to use your....

With Love: Jorge and Henry's bachelor party in Las Vegas.  With lots of bonus...

Workaholics:

Episode 1.9: Adam kisses a cougar, gets frisky with Ders, and raps as a bodybuilding fairy wizard.

Episode 1.10: Adam would ,,, for $900. Does he take credit cards?

Episode 3.7: Bodybuilders for the Lord turn out to be gay

Episode 3.19: Blake faces a line-bully, Adam fights a zombie Apocalypse, and Ders and Karl touch tips

Episode 4.13: "Do you think the guys having s*x upstairs might be gay?"

Episode 5.1: Blake becomes a star, Ders is into stuff, and Adam is gay

Episode 5.5: Jokes and buddy-bonding at a Gay Pride Party

Episode 6.1: Blake is gay in this one, but don't worry, Adam still likes...

Episode 7.3: Lots of gay s*x jokes, and everybody loses their pants

Young Rock:

Episode 2.8: Dwayne hits the big time, with lots of locker room wrestler beefcake, including Miles Burgess

Episode 2.12: Dwayne calls out a bully, works on his bluster, and offends his boyfr...I mean buddy.

You're the Worst:

Episode 3.1: Homophobic rapper hooks up with gay stereotype

Episode 5.6: Is Jimmy hooking up with his buddy?  Is Rapper Sam still bi?  Is Dax a gay star?