Gemstones Episode 4.4, Continued: Keefe in drag, Pontius with three d*cks, Jasper with one, and Casper the Friendly Ghost

  

Link to the d*cks

Previous: Gemstones Episode 4.4: Gideon is gay, Jesse jealous, and Kelvin scared.  Plus a Big Dick and a play within a play

In the first part of Episode 4.4, the family gathers at the lake house Galilee Gulch, where Jesse and Kelvin hatch schemes to break up their father Eli and his new girlfriend, Lori.  We get some d*cks and beefcake, some cute Kelvin-Keefe scenes, and breakup plots from Jesse and Kelvin.

I forgot to post this photo of Tony in the swimming pool scene, bulge at the ready. 

And this one of BJ, Amber, and the nephews hanging out, with the cute attendant in the background (still can't find him on the IMDB).  Abraham is shirtless, but not old enough to be a hunk.  Maybe a hunkoid.

BJ is angry because he spilled his drink.    

Judy's Breakup Plan:  Jesse and Kelvin have failed in their attempts to break up Eli and Lori, so Judy decides to use her "super power": the ability to incite the er*otic interest of anyone who sees her.  She goes to Lori's room and tries to get with her.  Lori just stands there, glaring.

I didn't want to illustrate the scene with pics of Lori and Judy, so I put a n*de photo of a daddy by the pool on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Next she offers Lori $500,000 to break up with Eli. "If I was in it for the money, why wouldn't I stick around for a lot more?"  

Ok, so Judy orders her to break up with Eli, or she'll claim that Lori tried to r*ape her.  Lori yells "Are we done?" and tries to mother her: her husband is injured, she's scared, and so on.

Takeaway: Judy wouldn't know that her technique works on women unless she's tried it out.  Add her to the ever-growing list of bi/pan Gemstones. 

Keefe in Drag: Saturday night.  In bed, Kelvin is distraught over the continuance of the Eli/Lori romance.  Keefe asks if he can do anything to help: "Not unless you can bring my dead Mama back to life." The episode title is about Jesus rising from the dead, and the siblings worship their Mama, so it would make sense.

Keefe decides on the next best thing:  dress-up.  He puts on one of Aimee-Leigh's dresses, her wig, her glasses, and some makeup (wait -- where did he get makeup?),  goes to Eli's room, and tries to haunt him: "I'm the ghost of your dead wife. Break up with Lori."  Eli doesn't respond, so Keefe crawls on top of him and starts singing Aimee-Leigh's signature song, "Misbehavin'"

 

Suddenly Eli and Lori awaken; everyone screams.  Keefe rushes out and falls down the staircase into the parlor whereupon the Nanny, thinking that he is an intruder, pulverizes him.  

"Who are you?" she shouts.

"I'm just a ghost -- a friendly ghost."

First he consorted with Hot Stuff, the Little Devil, and now he's Casper the Friendly Ghost.

More after the break

Everyone rushes downstairs to see what's going on.

Pontius is wearing a shirt with three gigantic p*enises on it.  There may be lady parts, too -- I'm unclear on what they look like -- but the p*enises are definitely the focus, establishing that Pontius, who had a girlfriend last Season, likes men, too.  

Add Pontius to the list of bi/pan Gemstones. Hopefully he'll make a more undeniable reference before the end of the series.

Keefe hides behind the siblings as Eli yells "What kind of prank is this?  You ruined what could have been a perfect weekend."

Kelvin counters that he ruined it by turning his back on Aimee-Leigh.

Jesse admits that they invited him to the lake house to trick him into breaking up with Lori: "If you weren't so busy trying to insert yourself into my son's life, you'd have figured that out. Stop trying to insert yourself into my son!"  Yet another double-entendre implying a relationship between Eli and Gideon.  

Pontius smirks and nudges Gideon, knowing full well that he is gay, so other guys have "inserted themselves into him."

The Family Photo:  Early Sunday morning, Eli gazes out onto the lake and gets a vision of Aimee-Leigh boating with his children, a memory of happier days. She waves; he turns his back on her a second time, and heads into the house.

Later, the Milsaps and the Freemans are ready to leave, so everyone gathers for a family photo (except Eli and Lori, who aren't up yet, or maybe they're hiding until the siblings leave).  Baby Billy berates the Nanny again -- she's not family, so she can't be in the photo.  She has to take it.  She's going to do something violent later on.

BJ is upset because he was hidden behind Keefe.

The Gemstones go up to breakfast.  Don't they have a church to lead services at?  

They discuss the incidents of the weekend and how angry Eli is.  BJ points out that he has a right to be mad, since the whole trip was a ruse.  

They decide to apologize, and fist bump. "Just the siblings, not the spouses," Jesse cautions.  At least Keefe is finally recognized as Kelvin's spouse.

Eli Comes:  The siblings rush upstairs, and burst into the bedroom -- without knocking?  -- where Eli and Lori are doing 69!  I was not aware that heterosexuals engage in that activity.  Eli screams, but Lori serenely says "Hey."  

Lori's reaction is very strange, not at all what you would expect from someone has just been interrupted in an intimate moment -- by her boyfriend's children!  It's as if she's gloating over her victory.

Downstairs, the siblings scream that they have been traumatized by the sight of their father in that position. Well, don't burst into his bedroom.  Eli follows to explain (again) that he hasn't forgotten about Aimee-Leigh, as he picks a hair out of his teeth, and, as Judy points out, a suspicious liquid is leaking out and wetting his pants.   They scream "Daddy came!  Daddy came!" and then simultaneously "F*ck!"  The end.

My Analysis: This was a lightweight, enjoyable episode, the calm before the storm, like Episode 3.3 (Cousin's Night), with only a few hints of the trouble ahead.  Lori continues to be set up as the primary antagonist, but what could her goal be, if it's not the Gemstone money?  Something is definitely off with Corey and the way he treats his wife.

Bonus: Sean Ryan Fox is listed on the IMDB as Young Corey, but does not appear in the episode.  He is best known as Jasper, the goofy friend of superhero apprentice Henry (Jace Norman) on the teencom Henry Danger (2014-20),  He has posted some grown-up d*ck photos (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends). 

See also: Splitting Adam: Tony Cavalero helps Jace Norman win the Girl of HIs Dreams.  Includes the c*ock of a grown-up Jace

Richie Rich joins a gym.  With Rory and Kieran c*ocks, and Kelvin Gemstone comics.  Mentions Casper the Friendly Ghost.

Gavin Munn's Polar Plunge; plus Tony's cold dip, a bondage hookup, and some n*de dudes in the snow.  Gavin six months after filming is still just a hunkoid, not yet a hunk.

Kelton's nu*de photos, with Gavin, Jak, and a bonus fratboy.  In case you haven't seen his c*ock for real yet.