Austin Seifert: Cycle Ninja, Gisondo double, stunt backside, man meat. With some skateboarding and n*de photos

Link to the n*de dudes

I was interested in Austin Seifert because he appeared in two episodes of The Righteous Gemstones as a Cycle Ninja (a gleaming metallic assassin) and six as the stunt double for Skyler Gisondo, who played Gideon Gemstone (the car chases and monster truck demolitions were all his).

Austin has 6 acting credits and 64 stunting credits on the IMDB, beginning in 2016, including episodes of The Walking Dead, The Darkest Minds, The Haunting of Hill House, El Camino, Creepshow, The Suicide Squad, Outer Banks, and Captain America: Brave New World.

In addition to Skyler Gisondo, he has doubled for Dalton Grey, Parker Sack (left). Matt Lintz, and Charles Aitkin, and Rohan Campbell.

And provided the backsides for Gianni Paolo and Hunter Doohan (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends)

But when I started researching Austin, I ran into some roadblocks:

1. Virtually no biography.  All I could discover from Facebook, Instagram, the IMDB, and google searches is: he's from San Diego, where he probably attended St Augustine, a Catholic boys' school (at least his brother was a track star there). Now he lives in Marietta, Georgia, about 20 miles north of Atlanta. In a relationship, but doesn't say with who.

And in 2013 he was in high school, quite young, and being held in his buddy's arms.

2. Not many beefcake photos. A full chest shot from 2012, kind of blurry.  

An underwater shot, showing a little of his arm and shoulder. 

3. But some n*de photos (on RG Beefcake and Bonding)

More after the break.  

 I'm wondering if they are really Austin. If he won't do a chest, why would he do a c*ck?

On the other hand, he's happy to work as a stunt backside, so maybe he's fine with fronts. 

4. And his social media is overwhelmed with queer codes.

I was skeptical at first, because stuntwork is a rather homophobic occupation.  The first out gay stunt performer, Shawn Balentine, received threats when he came out in a Facebook post in 2016.  But he got a lot of support also, and in 2024, Happy Fall, about a queer stunt performer in love, premiered in Los Angeles. 

Austin started working in 2016.  So maybe gay is ok.

There are no references to girls on his social media, except for a few tweets back in 2011, nor any picture of women other than coworkers. But dozens and dozens of photos of Austin with guys.

He goes to dinners and concerts with male companions. He goes to all-male parties and vacations. 

When saying goodbye to his friend Hyun Soo Kim, who is off to the University of Pennsylvania, he  advises: "I hope the locker rooms aren't too hard on you," which may be homophobic or not, depending on whether he likes d*cks.

 Kim responds: "I love my maricón," actually a homophobic slur, but maybe used affectionately.

Here Austin is barbecuing.  He asks "Who wants some man-meat?" and says "Meat: it's what's for dinner."  His mostly-male followers are responding "I want some man-meat!" and "What do you got for me?" Getting a little explicit there, bud.

And why does one of the guests at his guys-only Christmas party have his pants down?  

See also:Gemstones Episode 2.8 Continued: Macaulay Culkin grows up, the Cycle Ninjas break out, and Jussie Smollett shows his stuff

 Gavin's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 4: A boy and his bully, a boy and his stuntman, Kelton Dumont, Santa Claus, and some n*de dudes

Shane Gray: Stunt performer, pole vaulter, boy scout, man's man, with a d*ck and locker room hijinks

Victor Rivera: Summa cum laude theater arts grad, LARPer, D&D player, stunt cock. With bonus Jesse Eisenberg butt