November 22, 1963: Failed writer goes back to practically perfect 1960. Does he buddy bond, or meet The Girl? With Franco d*ck but no gl*ry holes

 

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I love time travel stories.  I've read all the classics: "All You Zombies," "A Sound of Thunder," "By His Bootstraps," "Mimsy were the Borogoves."   Time travel movies, not so much: they all seem to be about meeting, winning, and finding infinite happiness with The Girl. But when 9-22-63 dropped on Netflix, I saw that the disillusioned writer and his buddy work together together to prevent the Kennedy assassination.  Gay subtext -- ok, I'm in.

Scene 1:  Elderly Adult Education student Harry (Leon Ripper) reads a story about a boy whose his father murdered his mother and siblings on Halloween night, 1960.  Teacher Jake (James Franco) gives him an A+ -- right in front of the class.   What if he got an F?

Then Jake goes to the run-down diner near a horrible closed factory and orders a burger from elderly Al (Chris Cooper, backside on RG Beefcake and Bonding), who complains about his eating habits.  Not a good idea to diss the food you sell, buddy.  

The ex-wife comes in; they discuss his father's death, and then he signs the divorce papers.  This woman acts as if she is deeply -- very deeply -- in love with him, so why are they getting a divorce?  So they can reconcile later on, or just to establish that he's heterosexual?

Al goes into the kitchen for a few minutes, then returns, pale and haggard, and collapses.

Scene 2: Jake takes him home.  Big reveal: He's got cancer. "But you were fine five minutes ago."  "Come over tomorrow, and I'll explain everything"  

Back to class: A film about shock therapy in the 1930s, while students laugh and are bored.  So are we establishing that Jake is an awful teacher, or that kids today are awful?  

Scene 3: At the diner, Al says he'll explain everything  if Jake goes into the closet, looks around, and comes back.  I'd be suspicious -- there could be bodies in there, or he could lock you in and keep you a prisoner.  But Jake goes in...

And...plop!  He's outside the diner, but back in the early 1960s.  There's a billboard for Moxie Cola, and kids playing softball instead of scrolling on their phones.  So it's like the wardrobe that leads to Narnia, You can also go back in time via a secret staircase  (on Dark Shadows) or in an elevator (Time at the Top).  

It's a wonderful, joyous, absurdly idealized world.  I couldn't get a screenshot that would do it justice. Everything is very bright, with primary colors dominating. Delighted factory workers file out for their lunch break.  A milkman (Colin Doyle) drops a bottle, and exclaims "For the love of Mike!"  No profanity in 1960, har har. Three girls drive past in a pink convertible.

An old guy notices that Jake is from the future, and yells "You shouldn't be here!"   So he runs back into the diner, and ends up in the present day.

"You were just in October 21, 1960," Al explains.  The time portal always goes back to the same moment.  He doesn't know where it came from or how it works, and he hasn't told anyone about it. But now that he's dying, Jake has to take over his goal: to prevent the assassination of John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963.  So he wants a random stranger to do the job?

Scene 4:  Jake accepts time travel instantly, but wonders why Al is interested in the JFK assassination.  "Because if JFK lived, he would have stopped U.S. involvement in Vietnam, all those boys would be alive, and the world would return to how it should be, always summer, primary colors, food that tastes good, polite kids, no divorce (hear that, Jake?), white men in charge (isn't your boss a woman, Jake buddy?), no gay people, and everyone joyful all the time."

Left: 1960s guys, n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

"Then why haven't you prevented the assassination already?"

Al tells him to go back to 1960, carve something in the tree outside, and see if it's still there today.   

Scene 5: Jake goes back -- same moment. He pushes off the "You don't belong here!" guy, carves JFK while locals glare at him, and rushes back to the present.

Left: Josh Duhamel, who plays Adult Education Student Harry's father, the one who murdered his family on Halloween, 1960.  Yeah, I thought it was fiction, too.

Yep, the carved JFK is still there. But then it fades away.

"When you return to the present, time will reset. You can stay for years, but when you get back, it resets. And no matter how long you're away, only two minutes have passed in the present." That's a lot of very precise rules for a magical gateway.

Oh, the reason he suddenly got sick: he went through for two years while Jake was signing the divorce papers.

"So if everything resets, how can I prevent the JFK assassination?"

"You have to go through, and never come back."   

I guess we've established, that Jake hates his job, he has no friends, his wife has divorced him, and his father is dead, so he has nothing to stay in 2016 for -- except the internet, global travel, medical breakthroughs, gay neighborhoods, cultural diversity....but it's a trade-off: life is perfect in the 1960s.  Um...I know this is Stephen King's nostalgic memory, but still, it's a little naive. Ok, a lot naive. Life wasn't perfect in the 1960s, even for straight white men. Remember "Growing Up Absurd"?

Al has prepared a fake id for him, a lot of early 1960s money, and a notebook full of sports matches to bet on, so he can support himself.  

Jake thinks he is crazy and runs off.

Scene 6: The Adult Education Program graduation.  Everyone is bored, not-engaged, not joyous, and the principal disses Harry, so Jake says "Screw it!  I'm going back to 1960!"

Al's dead, so Jake grabs the stuff, goes to the diner, and heads through the portal.

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Scott Garrison: Swamp Thing's teen sidekick takes off his shirt, and the whole world watches. Or at least West Hollywood

In 1990, the newly founded USA Network was looking for series ideas, and they latched onto the DC comic book character Swamp Thing, a human-looking mass of vegetation who wreaks vengeance on people who try to invade his swamp home.  Seeing environmental relevance, they softened Swamp Thing (Dave Durock in a latex costume), gave him a new back story -- he was an environmental scientist disfigured by the evil Dr. Arcane (Mark Lindsay Chapman) -- and gave him a human chum, 11-year old Jim (Jesse Zieglar).  

A monster and a kid didn't bring in the viewers, so after 13 episodes Jim's 17-year old half-brother Will (Scott Garrison) showed up.   Will spends a lot of time being captured by Dr. Arcane, evil cultists, monsters, and sundry baddies, forcing the Swamp Thing to enact a daring rescue.  He also helps a series of stray kids, both boys and girls, but doesn't develop much romantic interest in anyone.  

So a heterosexual villain, and a hero who is not interested in women.  And did I mention the beefcake?  The extremely buffed Garrison is shirtless or nearly nude in nearly every scene (this is a humid swamp, after all).  

I couldn't find many biographical details of Scott Garrison, just that he was born in San Antonio, Texas, in 1964, studied music at North Texas State University, and formed a band.  When they broke up, he moved to Los Angeles to study acting.  His on-screen career began with two episodes of TV 101 (1989-90), a drama about a high school class in tv production. Sam Robarts (left) played their teacher.  It aired opposite Who's the Boss (Tony Danza, sigh), so the ratings were abysmal, and it was yanked after 12 episodes.

Next came a 1989 episode of the Fox hit  Married...with Children.  Scott plays Bill, the sleazy, leather jacket-wearing boyfriend of teenage Kelly Bundy.  Here her father Al is showing him the door. 

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Greg's Last Straw. Cartoon mayhem with a few gay hints, at least one gay actor, and a pleasant absence of The Girl.

 Diary of a Wimpy Kid, with the illustrated adventures of self-centered, accident-prone middle-schooler Greg Heffner, began as a web series in 2004.  It spun into a series of chapter books, 20 to date,  plus seven movies and a stage musical.  While author Jeff Kinney is a gay ally, he has kept LGBT characters and most of the gay subtexts out of Greg's life, instead making his buddy Rowley too weird for romance, and giving them both regular crushes on girls.  

The movies are a mixed bag of gay-subtext, heterosexism, and downright homophobia: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) doesn't give the guys girlfriends, but moves into gay panic when Greg and Rowley (Zachary Gordon, left, Robert Capon)  accidentally touch hands and spring away in disgust: "I touched a dude!  That means I'm...ugh!" 

Rodrick Rules (2011) features Greg's attempt to win the Girl of His Dreams, but his brother Rodrick (gay actor Devon Bostick) has no interest in girls.

But in Dog Days (2012), both Greg and Rodrick pursue the Girls of Their Dreams. 

So I'm approaching the latest animated film, Last Straw (2025) on Disney Plus, with some concern. But I'm reviewing it just in case (besides, it's been sitting in my "to review" file since early December).

Scene 1: Unreliable narrator Greg (Aaron Harris)  discusses his problem: Dad (Chris Diamantopoulous) likes everything to be organized, and Greg likes to "go with the flow." On Christmas morning, he takes his time in the shower, making the family late for church.  As they are waiting, in the car Mom and Dad discuss Greg's woeful lack of life skills.  He can't even use the house key to lock the door.  Rodney, however, is fully competent.

Left: Now Rodney is played by gay actor Hunter Dillon.  I wonder if it's significant that they keep casting gay guys to play Rodney, even though nothing can be stated in the movies.

Scene 2: The church has some nondescript stained glass windows and a lot of Christmas trees, but no crosses anywhere.  The priest mentions the Wise Men but not Jesus. There are medallion of a horned stag and a rabbit, and a giant statue of a female angel behind the altar. What religion are these people, Manichean?  (In the novel, it's a regular Christian church, at Easter).

Uh-oh, Greg sat on chocolate in the car.  He tries to keep covered, but everyone can see, and thinks that he pooped his pants.

Scene 3: After the chocolate disaster, Dad worries that he hasn't taught Greg the things he needs to know to become a man. Sounds like you have some old-fashioned ideas about masculinity, buddy. Mom says not to worry, Greg is fine: he and his friend Rowley are starting a snow removal company.  Capitalism solves everything.

Scene 4: It's Beefcake Snow Removal, with a drawing of the Greg and Rowley as muscular, shirtless grown-ups: "pamper yourself with our service."  

Their first customer expected two grown-up hunks to shovel with their shirts off (so he's gay?), and angrily rejects the two kids.  As do others on the block.   When they finally find an old lady willing to hire them, they don't have snow shovels.Plan ahead?  Rowley scrams, and Greg tries to use a lawn mower, with slapstick mayhem results.

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Nyle DiMarco and Chella Mann: Deaf queer actors with sitcoms, superheroes, backsides, and baskets. Plus Ryan's bottom and Mustafa's c*ck

 

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Having dated (or hooked up with) several guys who were disabled or had visual differences, I am deeply invested in promoting their on-screen representation and aesthetic beauty.  I've done profiles of Gavin McHugh (cerebral palsy), Noah Matthews Matofsky (Down Syndrome), Knox Gibson (amputee), Lenny Rush (dwarfism), and James Stockdale (multiple), but only one deaf person, Mustafa Alabbsi.  

So I searched for  another deaf actor with a physique, preferable queer, and found Nyle DiMarco.  Born in 1989, Nyle graduated from Gallaudet University in 2013, and sprang into the public eye in 2015 on America's Next Top Model.  He was the second man and the first deaf person to win the season.  Soon he was represented by the prestigious Wilhelmina Models, he had a book contract, and he was performing on Dancing with the Stars. 

"Nyle takes his shirt off so you'll pay attention to deaf rights." That may have backfired, buddy -- we're too distracted by your pecs.

He has seven acting credits listed on the IMDB:

Switched at Birth (2011-17), a teen drama about two girls who were literally switched at birth. Daphne is deaf, and there are several other gay characters, such as best friend Emmett (Sean Berdy), and the other girl's boyfriend Garrett (Nyle).

On a 2016 episode of Difficult People, about a gay man/Jewish woman friendship (hey, that's Will and Grace), Billy (Billy Eichner) goes on a date with Doug (Nyle) and his ASL interpreter, who tries to sabotage the relationship.

I always thought that Station 19 was post-apocalyptic, but it's about firefighters. In a 2019 episode, "openly" gay Travis ( Jay Hayden is surprised to discover that the firefighter who saved the day (Nyle) is deaf.  They kiss, but the guy never appears again. 

This Close (2018-19) is about two best friends, a straight woman and a gay man (hey, that's Will and Grace again).  They are both deaf, as are many of their friends and associates, such as Ben (Nyle), who dates the woman in four episodes.  

But he goes back to playing a gay character on a 2022 episode of the new Queer as Folk, when gay couple Marvin (Eric Graise) and Ali (Sachin Bhatt, right) throw a party for disabled queer people. He doesn't appear in the plot synopsis, but AZ Men has a video of him with Ryan O'Connell (star of Special, who has cerebral palsy). 

Nyle is also the producer/director of Deaf President Now! (2025), about the students at Gallaudet University struggling to get a deaf president in 1988: "a pivotal moment in deaf rights and representation." 

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