Blair Jackson's Hot Photos, Part 2: Fitness model, stripper, deputy, blond, brunette. Only his abs and d*ck stay the same

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This is a collection of hot/hung and humorous photos of Blair Jackson, the actor/model who became Kelvin's nemesis in Righteous Gemstones Episode 1.4, "Wicked Lips." 

1. Teenage abs.

2. Grown-up abs.

3. Austin from "Wicked Lips" goes cruising. 

4. Going blond.

5. Blair's Starry Night.

6. You weren't looking at his face, anyhow.

More Blair after the break.

Gemstones Episode 1.4: Keefe looks for love in a sports bar, Gideon and Scotty date, and Kelvin meets a girl. Plus Blair and Daedalus d*cks

 

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Episode 1.4 is pivotal to the Kelvin-Keefe relationship, establishing that they both are gay, and that they have similar life goals: treated as babies in their subcultures, they long to prove themselves men.

Title: "Wicked Lips," from Proverbs 17.4: "An evildoer listens to wicked lips, and a liar gives ear to a mischievous tongue."  I wonder who will be listening to wicked lips.

The Satanists:  Keefe is walking through downtown Charleston, eating an ice cream cone -- a childlike activity, maybe signifying that he has been "born again," started life anew.  He had to give up his old Satanist friends and romantic partners to follow Christ, and now he's looking for new friends -- and a boyfriend (he does not yet think of Kelvin as a potential partner).

He looks longingly at a hot guy through the window of a sports bar (it's Kyle Walsh, who has been Adam Devine's assistant  in 10 of his movies and tv shows).  Then the hot guy turns around licks through a v-symbol: a vulgar offer of s*x, usually aimed at a woman. Disappointed, Keefe moves on.

Update: I have watched this scene several times, and Kyle is not addressing Keefe with the vulgar gesture; he is facing away, at an unseen person with an orange sleeve.  It seems that Keefe is upset because Kyle has identified himself as heterosexual, thus not an appropriate romantic partner.

Next Keefe runs into his old Satanist buds, especially Daedalus and Cryptocore (who wears a gas mask and doesn't speak).  They heard the he was hanging out with "those Gemstone weirdos," but he denies it.  Then he refuses their invitation to a party at Club Sinister Friday night. 

"Keefe's a fucking nerd now!" Daedalus exclaims.  The slurs he uses, "nerd" and "weirdo," suggest the taunts of a high school bully rather than critiques of Christian believers.

As Keefe leaves, the Satanists demonstrate their new dance number.  They look like they are having fun; he is tempted to join them.

Money is on my mind:  While Quincy Jones' "Money Is" plays in the background, Martin and Judy (his secretary in this season) are showing Gideon how they separate the donations from the prayer requests (these are handled by paid prayer teams.  Imagine being a professional prayer).  The requests are then shredded, for liability reasons.  Anything important, or a donation over $10,000, goes straight to Eli.  The cash is then sorted and placed in the vault.  Gideon's eyes light up as he gets an idea.

Fancy Nancy:  "Gay, you know..." Wait, is Amber talking about Kelvin?  

No, it's Sunday dinner at Jason's Steakhouse with major donors Dale and Gay Nancy, owners of Fancy Nancy's Chicken. They are parodies of Dan and Rhonda Cathy of the notoriously homophobic Chick-Fil-A, but let's take a closer look at those those names: Dale's wife is named "Gay," and " "Nancy," and "fancy" are long-standing homophobic slurs. The whole scene is a play on homophobic slurs, calling attention to the problems that Kelvin and Keefe will have if they come out

The Nancys' problem: their teenage daughter Dot is on the wrong path, hanging out with an older, decadent boyfriend -- so they won't let her use the family helicopter anymore.  Everybody volunteers to intervene, but Eli notes that Kelvin is the Youth Minister, so he should do it.  He is thrilled: a way to earn his Daddy's respect! 

Script problem: Shouldn't it be Kelvin's job by default?  Why is there even a question? This seems to be a holdover from an earlier draft, when Dot was older. 

Gay slur: Angry at being passed over for the job, Jesse criticizes Kelvin's glasses: "You look like Jeffrey Dahmer."  The gay serial killer.  Kelvin takes the glasses off.

What happened in Atlanta: We cut to Chad's wife Mandy telling the ladies that she broke into his email and found a message he received from Jesse last March: "Atlanta was dirty, dirty, for sure-y!" Other emails describe ladys' body parts, suggest getting tested, and ask how much he owes for the s*x workers. 

Amber insists that it's none of their business. There are any number of innocent explanations.  Later, she confronts Jesse, who gets mad at Mandy "for lying." 

Timeline note: This episode takes place shortly before Easter 2022, which fell on April 17th.  Mandy probably means March 2021, or she would have said "last month." So about a year has passed since Jesse's s*x-and-drugs party.

The S*men Load: At the Nancy Estate, Kelvin announces that he and Keefe will be performing a Satanic Sweep  (Keefe demonstrates by sweeping at his crotch.  Satanic sweeps are about s*x.)

Keefe connection: Jade Pettyjohn (Dot) starred with Tony Cavalero in School of Rock.

In Dot's room, they destroy: posters of the dark metal groups Bauhaus and Ministry; an ashtray; a "fidget spinner" (toy) that almost hypnotizes Keefe; two Ken dolls (used for gay play?); and a used condom. They bring everything out to their SCU (Spiritual Collections Unit) trailer.  Lots of questions here: did they get a whole Satanic Sweep system started in just the few weeks since Keefe was saved (converted)?  Wouldn't a real Satanist know that those so-called Satanic influences are bogus?  And why are the Satanic Sweeps never mentioned again?  

Keefe apologizes for displaying the used condom; Kelvin advises him that if it contains a semen-load, "don't even touch it."  This queasiness about touching semen appears again in Season 2 with Judy and Jesse.  Here Kelvin seems to be trying to steer Keefe away from his gay "lifestyle," which involved touching a lot of semen-loads.  To emphasize his heterosexual manliness, he tries to draw Keefe into a play-fight.

Suddenly Dot's boyfriend Austin (Blair Jackson) appears.  "I bet you money that was his s*men-load," Keefe says.  As they are drawn instinctively to thoughts of his penis, Kelvin decides to "Snip him right out of this situation." C*stration joke, har har.

The 40 Year Old Virgin:  Concerned that the Satanic Sweep had a s*xual intent, Austin warns Kelvin "you go through my girl's panty drawer again, I'll whomp your ass."  He then calls Kelvin a "40-year old virgin!"  "So what?" Kelvin responds. "I made a celibacy promise."

Left: Blair bod

If Kelvin is not lying to save face, he has a definitional problem. Protestants do not have celibacy (no s*x ever); they have chastity (no s*x before marriage). Evangelicals are encouraged to "be fruitful and multiply" by marrying and raising children. Ministers especially need wives.  When I was in the Nazarene Church, no unmarried man could be ordained.  Growing up, Kelvin would have been strongly discouraged from taking a vow of celibacy.  

But if he thinks that gay activity is sinful, Kelvin might take a vow of celibacy to both explain his lack of interest in women and try to avoid men.  

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Isaiah Stone: Gay or bi Missouri boy shows the poverty, drugs, and despair of a broken America. And skateboards. With Shia, McCaul, and Isaac d*cks

 

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When Isaiah Stone appeared on the teen idol website, I knew that I had to do a profile.  Dude is extraordinarily femme and from small-town redneck Missouri.  How on Earth did he survive?

Maybe by showing people his snake.

And hanging out with muscle guys.

I'm going to do a standard profile:  Any gay or gay-subtext roles?  Gay in real life? And, if he's over 18, any n*de photos?

1. Any gay roles?

An article calls Isaiah "the voice of American realism."  He was a standard shirtless skateboarding teen in Springfield, Missouri, growing up in poverty, worrying about becoming homeless, when his mom saw a call for extras for the movie Winter's Bone (2010).  Instead, the director cast him as the younger brother of Ree: a girl facing poverty, a mentally ill mother, a murdered father, and a meth head uncle (the only good guy in her life).  The winter's bone is the hand from her father's skeleton, which she tries to retrieve.   A review calls it "cold, hard, bleak, despairing, ruthless, and sneering."  Yah think?.

A few years later, the same director cast Isaiah in American Honey (2016), about "makeshift communities in an America blighted by poverty, violence, drugs and the state’s failure to protect individuals."  A girl named Star flees poverty, meth addiction, and  s*xual abuse to travel around the country with a group of dispossessed teens led by Shia LaBeouf, who becomes her boyfriend. Isaiah plays a skateboarding teen that they pick up in Missouri.

A review calls it "a raw portrayal of the chaotic energy of youth culture and the reality of poverty in America."  Yuck.  But at least Shia and McCaul Lombardi pull out their d*cks (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends)

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Jack Barlow: "Real Housewives" teen, Mormon missionary, hair-care guru, gay tease. With n*de and b*ondage photos.

   

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Jack Barlow suddenly appeared on my Instagram "suggestions," displaying his physique on the beach -- in a pink swimsuit.  Then he goes on an all-guy beefcake vacation. Obviously gay!

But the pink swimsuit shot is followed by a barrage of photos of Jack going to rodeos and concerts, celebrating his 21st birthday, eating French crepes, bragging about how good he smells, all with his arms around his girlfriend, his future wife, the love of his life.

Ok, ok, you're heterosexual.  The cover photo was just a tease. 

After 831 girl-hugging photos, we come to another gay tease: Jack displays his physique on the beach again, holding a gigantic phallic surfboard.  Followed by a new barrage of girl-hugging.

You're hung, but nature has "prick'd thee out for women's pleasure," I get it.

But...the all-guy beefcake vacation?   Looking very cozy, buddy.

And then we get a gay-subtext commercial for Fresh Wolf, a Men's Grooming Line created by Jack and his brother Henry -- shampoo, body wash, pomade...pomade?  Didn't that go out in the 1940s?

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