Researching Vincent Webb: Mexican model/actor hugs, dates, and sticks out his tongue at guys, so he's gay, right? With bonus n*de Hispanic dudes

  

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18-year old Vincent Webb appeared on the teen idol website with 5,169 photos. He must be super-famous for acting, singing, or...I hope not social influencing. 

Usually I check the guy's movie and tv roles to see if he's played any gay characters, and then his Instagram to see if he's gay in real life.  But this time I'm going to save time by going to go through the pages on the teen idol site to see if he's gay first.  No point in continuing if he's straight. 

There are 173 pages, each with 30 photos. I'll just check the first 10-15.

Page 1: Just shirtless and modeling photo.  .

Page 2: Ulp, he's hugging a girl.  But there's just one girl-hugging photo on the page, and neither is sticking their tongue out.

Page 3: Two guy-hugging and three girl-hugging photos.  

And many more shirtless modeling photos.

Page 4: A guy-hugging photo with his tongue out, usually a bragging gesture ("I'm so much better than you because I get to have sex with this hunk, and you don't).

Vincent only just turned 18, so I'm not going to look for n*de photos. I posted a random twink on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Page 5: More shirtless shots, plus gazing at a guy.

Page 6: Obvious dates with a guy to the beach, and out to dinner, plus more where the tongues come out to brag about each other's hotness. I've about decided that Vincent is gay.

Wait -- Page 9: More girl-hugging photos. 

I'm stumped.

Maybe the IMDB offers some clues:

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Adam Garcia: Oscar Wilde's hookup, a stripper, a gay dad, an ex-gay guy, and a witch's boyfriend. Plus his d*ck, a p*rn star, and House's backside

 

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Adam Garcia, born in Australia in 1973, is one of those actors who has been in a lot of movies you've seen, but you still don't recognize him.

Coyote Ugly (2000):  The singing, dancing, stripping Love Interest of the aspiring singer.

Riding in Cars with Boys (2001): Drew Barrymore's college-age son, who is transferring to Indiana University to be with his girlfriend and, as a side benefit, ruin Mom's life.

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004): The hard-partying rock musician who draws Lindsay Lohan's attention, although she ends up with Eli Marienthal.

Fascination (2004): I didn't actually see this one, reviewed as "F Grade" and "Awful! Awful! Awful!", but I'm including it because Adam shows his backside as he and his girlfriend investigate his mother's suspicious new boyfriend.

Death on the Nile (2022): Syd the Photographer, one of the suspects in Agatha Christie's murder mystery.

The Serpent Queen (2022-24): Sebastio, an artist employed by the young Catherine de Medici (1519-1589) who would marry Henry II and become Queen of France.

Adam has also played a surprising number of gay and gay-ish characters.  

Wilde (1997): A rent boy with whom Wilde gets wild (don't worry, he's 24 years old).

I haven't seen any of the others:

A 2010 episode of  House, starring Hugh Laurie (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends)  as the mean-tempered but brilliant doctor: Adam's Ted used to be gay, then got help and turned straight, but now he's relapsing.  From what I could tell  from the plot synopsis, his gay thoughts are caused by a syndrome that makes his brain swell up and push against his pituitary gland. House fixes it and cures his gayness.  That can't be right -- in 2010?  Can it?

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"You Can't Do That on Television": teen sketch comedy about the horrors awaiting in adulthood, with gay subtexts and shirtless dudes

Before 1980, children's tv invariably portrayed adults as beings to love and respect..  Regardless of how mischievous and sassy the kids might be, no one ever questioned the maxim that "Father knows best": parents, teachers, coaches, and the lunch lady rarely made mistakes and always had the best of intentions. 

That all changed when the sketch comedy show You Can't Do That On Television premiered on local Ottawa tv in 1979, then jumped to the  fledgling Nickelodeon network in 1981.

At best the adults (mostly played by Les Lyle) were disgusting, incompetent fools. 

 Sometimes they were dangerous.

An endless array of kids (over 100 in all) held a mirror up to the preteen world, parodying everything from the standard (tedious homework, nonsensical school rules, horrible cafeteria food) to the edgy (racism, gender roles, divorce), and especially the anxiety over what was to come, with adolescence and adulthood just around the corner, and for gay boys, the "what girl do you like?" interrogation.

 Although gay people were never mentioned, the critique of the most cherished myths and preconceptions of childhood helped gay kids recognize that the myth of universal heterosexual desire could be critiqued as well.

Two ongoing bits reflected anxiety over desires that, the adults insisted, did not exist.  In one, a boy is about to be executed by firing squad, yells "Stop the execution," and cleverly talks his way out of it.  In another, a boy is in a dungeon, hands manacled over his head, being interrogated and tortured (usually by being slobbered on).

 

The boys in the cast appeared shirtless or in their underwear constantly, in nearly every episode.  Gay preteens must have been mesmerized.

The most popular were:

1. Alisdair Gillis, who went on to a long career in the entertainment industry, and died in 2025.

2. Doug Ptolemy (right), now a martial arts coach.

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Wake Up Dead Man: Daniel Craig's gay detective solves a locked-room murder, with a hot priest, some MAGA suspects, and a lot of Catholic c*cks

  

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For movie night this week, we saw Wake Up Dead Man (2025), the third of the Knives Out mysteries starring Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig, left), a posh Southern-accented detective who draws inspiration from classic murder writers like Agatha Christie, Dorothy Sayers, and Ngaio Marsh.  

This one involves Father Jed (Josh O'Connor), a boxer who accidentally killed his opponent in the ring, and became a priest to expiate his guilt.  When he loses control and punches an a*hole deacon, he is assigned to a struggling parish in upstate New York. 

Left: Exteriors were filmed at the Anglican Church of the Holy Innocents, in Epping Forest, near London, built in 1873, praised as a masterpiece of Gothic Revival architecture.

It is struggling because of Monseigneur Wicks (Josh Brolin).  Monseigneur is an honorary title bestowed by the Pope, but this Monseigneur has bestowed it upon himself.  He has turned the congregation into an evangelical cult, preaching about the End Times and the War against Christianity, promising eternal damnation to anyone who challenges his authority, and screaming at visitors who he thinks are disobeying God's law: first a single mother, and then a gay couple.

The gay couple is played by HIV activist Hugh Wyld and Matthew Jacobs-Morgan, who runs Coven, a queer bar and art venue in Hackney.  

Father Jed thinks that the Church should be about love and forgiveness, a place where "everyone is welcome," but the Monseigneur sneers that he is ridiculously naive: why would you open the Church to the enemies of God? This is War!

In fact, the Monseigneur has only seven True Believers left.

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