Hippolytus, the Gay Charioteer of Greek Myth

In Greek myths, Hippolytus, a chariot devotee (similar to today's auto racers), was the son of Theseus (who killed the Minotaur).  After he rejected the advances of his stepmother Phaedra, she told Theseus that he raped her, whereupon Theseus asked the god Poseidon called up a sea monster to terrorize Hippolytus'  horses and drag him to his death.

In the Euripides play Hippolytus (428 BC), we learn why Phaedra was so interested in the lad.  He rejected Aphrodite, the emblem of heterosexual love, for Artemis, the "chaste" goddess of the hunt.  Angry at the slight -- how dare there be any non-heterosexuals in the world! -- Aphrodite caused Phaedra to fall in love with him, thus leading to his death (this is a scene from a performance at the National Theater of Athens).

Jean Racine's Phèdre (1677) gives Hippolytus a girlfriend, Aricia.  This ballet version stars Slovenian dancer Tadej Brdik (left)

The 1962 film version, directed by Jules Dassin, stars gay actor Anthony Perkins as the son of a shipping magnate (Raf Vallone) who has a consensual -- but doomed -- romance with his stepmother (Melina Mercouri).

Several artists have depicted the death of Hippolytus, so they can show straining muscles and minimal clothing.  Peter-Paul Rubens (1577-1640) shows us a beefy specimen, part of his cloak transformed into a faux phallus.

Pierre Subleyras (1699-1749) depicts several guys thrown from the chariot.  Hippolytus must have been riding with a coterie of boyfriends.

I don't know why his wrists are tied.

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Joseph Désiré Court (1797-1865) goes about as far as he can go.  I think it's hidden by a stirrup.

Mickey Rooney: Gay-Vague Teen Hunk of the 1940s

Mickey Rooney, who died in 2014 at the age of 93, played elderly men for so long that it's hard to remember that once upon a time he was the biggest teen hunk  in Hollywood.

Born Joe Yule in 1920, Mickey got his start as "Mickey McGuire," a preteen rapscallion in a popular series of silent movie shorts. In the mid-1930s, he moved on to teenage dramas, many with the strong gay subtext common in the era.

In  Little Lord Fauntleroy (1936), his rough street kid Dick falls in love -- quite literally -- with the upper-crust Ceddie (Freddie Barthlomew).

In The Devil is a Sissy (1936), his rough street kid Gig is torn between regular guy Buck (Jackie Cooper) and upper-crust Claude (Freddie Bartholomew).

In Captains Courageous (1937), his rough ship mate Dan falls in love wih upper crust Harvey (Freddie Bartholomew).

Audiences never tired of two teenage boys gazing into each other's eyes.

But Mickey -- and MGM -- hit paydirt with the Andy Hardy series, 16 movies (1937-1946) about a rambunctious small town teenager.  Who was girl-crazy, a new and bizarre characteristic for teens in mass media of the day (previously boys were expected to become interested in girls at the end of adolescence, not at the beginning).

At first parents and peers -- and audiences -- disapproved of Andy's interest in girls, thinking it made him effeminate.

The producers countered by displaying Andy's muscles as much as possible.  He strips down for bed; he bounces down the stairs shirtless; he goes swimming, even in winter, and in a revealing Speedo-style swimsuit.  As much as 30% of each Andy Hardy movie is devoted to beefcake shots of Mickey's body and bulge.

Here Jackie Cooper (left) is a little more obviously bulgeworthy.

The strategy worked.  The Andy Hardy movies hit the top of the box office, and Mickey Rooney was named the most popular star in Hollywood three years in a row.

He also starred with Judy Garland in three popular movie musicals about kids winning or saving things by putting on a show. 

Plus he continued the male-bonding romances in Huckleberry Finn, Boystown, A Yank at Oxford and Men of Boystown.

Mickey Rooney was always nonchalant about gay people, even in the 1940s, perhaps because his own heterosexual interests were so very obvious, with nine wives and innumerable affairs. 

In the 1950s, when gay beefcake hunk Rock Hudson hit on him, he was bemused but not offended: "I like girls," he said.  "I thought everybody knew that."


Mickey Rooney kept working into his 90s, with starring roles in such movies as Wreck the Halls (2008) and The Empire State Building Murders (2008), and small but memorable roles in The Muppets (2011), Driving Me Crazy (2012), and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (2014).

The "Quantum Leap" Reboot: Hunky Scientist Gets Zapped into the Past

 Quantum Leap (1989-1994) starred the hunky Scott Bakula as Sam Beckett, a scientist who gets randomly zapped into the bodies of people who lived during his lifetime..  He then helps them solve the personal crisis of the week.  In 97 episodes, he jumped into all sorts of people, once a dog, once himself, but never anyone gay  (although, in a  "controversial" 1992 episode, he jumped into a naval academy cadet and saved a gay classmate from homophobes).    

I watched the first episode of the 2022 reboot, to see if they have maintained the hunkitude or increased LGBT representation, or both.

Prologue: We hear about Sam Beckett's time-jumps. Attempts to bring him home always failed, and eventually the project was abandoned.  Until now.

Scene 1: In a darkened lab, a woman wearing a scorpion ring types furiously into a computer. When her calculations are complete, she texts Ben Song (Raymond Lee, top photo), who is being congratulated by various people at a fancy apartment. He stops to kiss his wife in an extremely tight close-up (we even see their drool), and suggests that they sneak out for sex.  Ensuring that we know he is heterosexual from the first moment!  What are they afraid of?

The female bodyguard interrupts the smooch to complain that "Ian's about to take out the DJ because he won't play the Kinks."  Ian is an androgynous person with fluffy blond hair, a pink suit, and nail polish.  They are played by Mason Alexander Park (Desire in The Sandman), who is nonbinary in real life.  They are not really threatening violence.

The work team consists of Wife, Female Bodyguard, Middle-Aged Black Guy (Ernie Hudson, one of the original Ghostbusters), and the only named character so far, Ian.

Ben is asked to make a speech.  He talks about how much he loves his wife, and kisses her a few hundred more times.. I fast foward through the schmaltz.

Seene 2:  In the lab.  Ben puts on a skin-tight white suit (nice bulge) and climbs into a gyroscope.  He awakens in working-class clothes, driving a car, with David Bowie singing on a small portable tv. The guy next to him says: "Desperate times, right?"  

"How did I get here?" Ben asks.  Didn't he expect to time-jump?  Isn't that what he climbed into the gyroscope for?  The guy misunderstands and answers: "A million bad decisions."  He then puts on a ski mask and goes to rob a store or a bank.  

Ben climbs out of the car, disoriented. Walkmen.  Telephone booths. The Goonies and St. Elmo's Fire playing at the theater.   I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.  A poster tells him the date: July 13, 1985, the day of Live Aid (a global concert to benefit Africa). He checks his wallet: this body is Nick Rounder, from Pennsylvania.

Ben's wife, Addison, approaches.  "Why did you leap?  We weren't anywhere near ready for a human subject!"  He doesn't know her, or what a leap is; he's lost his memory!  She explains: "I'm a hologram from the future. You're a time-traveling scientist...."  Then the robbers emerge with a casket and expect Ben to be the getaway driver.

Problem: he can't drive a stick shift.  Addison teaches him how.  He also doesn't know how to get to "the restaurant on York."  She checks her GPS.  Why couldn't they abandon the robbers and go off on their own?   

Police chase through Philadelphia.  They arrive at the restaurant hideout.  Ben's friend asks why he acted so weird.  The Scary Guy in Charge looks suspicious.

Scene 3: Addison is zapped back to the lab, due to a kink in the system.  Ian tells her what she already knows: they could send things to the past, but not bring them back.  So why did Ben suddenly grab a skintight suit, turn on the gyroscope, and zap away, knowing that he would get stuck?  "Maybe he figured out a way to come home, but his memory is wiped."  

Middle Aged Black Guy comes in, reassuring the General that the power surge was completely normal; everything is going according to plan.  "Say hello to James for me."  Is the General a woman, or a man with a same-sex partner?

They wonder some more about why Ben zapped into the past -- and wiped the security cameras, so no one would see what he was doing.  

Scene 4: Back online, Addison returns to 1985, and asks Ben why he leaped without telling anyone.  He doesn't remember.  "The system sends you back to people who need help, so if you help Nick the Robber, maybe it will bring you home."  Wouldn't that create a time paradox?

She explains all about the Quantum Leap project, for him and for the audience.  He accepts the "you're a scientist from the future inhabiting someone else's body" explanation very quickly.  Of course, he was surprised by the 1980s technology and culture, so mayb,e he remembers some things about 2022.

The other robbers tell him that it's time to open the crate: C-4 Explosives.  They're going to blow up a building!  The Scary Guy (Michael Malarkey) suspect that Ben/Nick is getting cold feet, but his buddy vouches for him. They are very chummy.  Maybe they are a gay couple?  "Ok, but if you scfew this up, I will kill you."

Scene 5: Back at the lab, everyone scurries to look up Nick Rounder.  No record of him in Philadelphia in 1985.  But the C-4 went off in front of the Museum of Modern Art on July 13th, the day of Live Aid.  No one was hurt.   

"Why would he go back in time to stop an explosion that didn't hurt anyone?" Ian asks.  Maybe no one was hurt because he stopped it?

Meanwhile, in 1985, Ben/Nick and his Friend walk out into the street, arguing about whether they should go through with the bombing or not.  Suddenly Friend's wife and daughter show up.  Darn, I thought they were a gay couple.  They finished the dialysis treatments early, so they decided to stop by. Ok, Friend's got a dying wife, so he needs money.  Not quite as cliched as a dead wife, but close.

Sorry, the guy has not yet been named, and no one in the cast listed on IMDB looks like him.

Addison zaps in with the dets: Ben's purpose in 1985 is to keep his friend, Ryan (finally, a name!), from being killed tonight.

Ryan is played by Michael Welch.  I didn't recognize him on IMDB because his photo depictes a young teenager, and this guy is well into his 30s, with a red beard.

I'll stop the scene by scene there.

Beefcake: Just Ben's bulge in a white suit.

Gay Characters:  Ian is nonbinary, but no info on their sexual orientation.

Heterosexism: Incessant.  Dying wife, "you mean so much to me," and so on.  Making the wife Ben's holographic companion will only increase the heterosexism.

Mysteries:   What was Ben being congratulated for in the first scene?  The project wasn't nearly ready to launch.

Why did Ben decide to leap?  

Why save Ryan in particular; the end-of -episode wrap-up just mentions that he and his wife and daughter lived happily every after, but doesn't tell us why Ben cared about him.  

The woman typing furiously in the first scene does not belong to the group -- who is she?

Up Next: Ben is an astronaut just before liftoff.  And of course he knows nothing about flying spaceships!

My Grade: D.