Link to the n*de dudes
Last year I was overloaded with Gavins. It appears that this year I'm having a run on Finns: Finn Carr, Finn Burke, Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith) from Glee, Finn the Human (Jeremy Shada) from Adventure Time. So I thought it would be fun to gather up the actors named Finn who have shown their stuff, on-screen or off.
1. Probably the most famous Finn of this generation is Finn Wolfhard, who played Mike Wheeler, central character in Stranger Things (2016-22). The 1980s Indiana boy investigates his buddy's disapperance into a demon-haunted dimension and falls in love with an ESP girl. Finn has also appeared in Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, It, King of the Hill, and the new Paranorman.
Straight and femme in real life, he has no d*ck pics, but there's a basket shot on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends. I'm not an expert, but is that lady's underwear?
Next, the backsides:
3. Brandon Finn grew up in Hawaii, and has appeared in several series set or filmed in his home state, including Magnum PI, Fantasy Island, and Chief of War (where he played the gay Prince Kūpule). I can't tell from his Instagram if he's gay in real life.
5. British actor Finn Cole is known for Animal Planet, Peaky Blinders, and Slaughterhouse Rulez. I can't tell if his partner here is male, female, or nonbinary, but in real life he likes girls.
6. Model/actor/adult film star Finn Harding (top photo and left) partners with men and women on-screen, but in real life he's into dudes. He has four acting credits on the IMDB: TransAngels, Nirvanal, Count Me In, and 41 episodes of The Men, a gay adult tv show.
7. Elliott Finn also does gay and straight adult films, but in real life he prefers women -- he is pursuing "the RV life" with his fiancee and two dogs. His acting credits include Next Door Buddies, Guy Talk, Dirty Minde, and Maybe I Will. Plus a memoir, Freedom Unlimited.
8. Finn Harries and his twin brother Jack played a toddler in Perfect Parents (2006), but they were primarily known for their youtube videos, which gained 3.6 million subscribers from 2010 to 2015. Jack is now an environmental activist. Finn has a M.Phil in Architecture and Urban Design, and is the co-founder of the environmental-driven Earthrise Media Company and Juntos Farm, "a community space and lighthouse project."
9. Finn K* has his name trademarked, so won't post it. He's a gay Croatian social media influencer with an OnlyFans Page but no IMDB credits at all, so technically he shouldn't be here. You tell him.
I'm all out of Finn actors' d*cks, but the name comes from the Old Norse finnr, "hunter/gatherer," which they used to describe people from Suomi -- Finland. So I'll finish with a n*de Finnish dude.
2. Second most famous is probably Finn Witrock, who played many characters in different seasons of the anthology American Horror Story (2014-21), including serial killer Dandy, vampire's boy toy Tristan , feral child Jether, and vampire bait Harry. Some of them were gay-vague or gay-for-pay, but Finn is straight in real life.
3. Brandon Finn grew up in Hawaii, and has appeared in several series set or filmed in his home state, including Magnum PI, Fantasy Island, and Chief of War (where he played the gay Prince Kūpule). I can't tell from his Instagram if he's gay in real life.
4. Nonbinary genderqueer Fin Argus has played gay characters in Queer as Folk, The Other Two, and The Commute. They have given us a lot of backside pics but no frontsl; maybe they want to keep what they have in front private.
5. British actor Finn Cole is known for Animal Planet, Peaky Blinders, and Slaughterhouse Rulez. I can't tell if his partner here is male, female, or nonbinary, but in real life he likes girls.
The d*cks after the break (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).
6. Model/actor/adult film star Finn Harding (top photo and left) partners with men and women on-screen, but in real life he's into dudes. He has four acting credits on the IMDB: TransAngels, Nirvanal, Count Me In, and 41 episodes of The Men, a gay adult tv show.
His OnlyFans page is called OnlyFinns.
7. Elliott Finn also does gay and straight adult films, but in real life he prefers women -- he is pursuing "the RV life" with his fiancee and two dogs. His acting credits include Next Door Buddies, Guy Talk, Dirty Minde, and Maybe I Will. Plus a memoir, Freedom Unlimited.
8. Finn Harries and his twin brother Jack played a toddler in Perfect Parents (2006), but they were primarily known for their youtube videos, which gained 3.6 million subscribers from 2010 to 2015. Jack is now an environmental activist. Finn has a M.Phil in Architecture and Urban Design, and is the co-founder of the environmental-driven Earthrise Media Company and Juntos Farm, "a community space and lighthouse project."
9. Finn K* has his name trademarked, so won't post it. He's a gay Croatian social media influencer with an OnlyFans Page but no IMDB credits at all, so technically he shouldn't be here. You tell him.
10. Finn Porcin shows his stuff in a 1998 scene in the Dutch soap opera Hertenkamp (1998). He went on to star in a number of tv shows in the Netherlands, notably De club van Sinterklaas, about Santa Claus's employees. Somebody has to get those toys out.
I'm all out of Finn actors' d*cks, but the name comes from the Old Norse finnr, "hunter/gatherer," which they used to describe people from Suomi -- Finland. So I'll finish with a n*de Finnish dude.
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