I've never played the game "Snakes and Ladders" but apparently you move your piece up by landing on ladders and down by landing on snakes. It's the title of several tv series and movies, most recently the Mexican Serpientes y Escaleras on Netflix. The promo shows a femme guy with orange hair at a party, heading for the bathroom, encountering a conservative guy ("on the right"), and having a conversation with awesome tension. Ok, so let's go, Episode 1.1.
Scene 1: Some kids playing in a school yard. A boy with blue eyeglasses and a girl get into a tussle, while the playground monitor looks horrified and the narrator tells us that "ethics" means "moral character," following the norms of the society.
Cut to the Playground Monitor, aka the Prefect putting on her prim schoolmarm outfit and walking through her mansion to kiss her pink-haired son. He promises to come to lunch later. She writes "I Deserve to Be Headmistress" in her notebook (
aha, a micro-authority position, like Vice Principal), drives past the Millenium Arches that identify her city as Guadalajara, and arrives at the Colegio Andes (a grade school), only to find her friend Roque (Alfredo Gatica) passing out fliers for her competitor.
The Prefect yells at him. He responds: "She asked. What could I do?"
N*de photos of Alfredo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
Scene 2: She is called to the Headmistress's office to meet the parents of the blue-eyeglassed boy: Dadis the super-handsome Vicente (Martino Rivas, top photo and left) aka His Excellency Don Vicente Garcia, the Spanish Counsul.
Uh-oh, super-powerful.The girl's father is dorky-looking Mr. Muriel, aka the Chocolate King, the head of Mexico's biggest chocolate company.
Mr. and Mrs. Counsul claim that the girl grabbed the boy's private place.
Chocolate King: "No way! She's six years old, too young to know about such things!"
The Prefect was there, but couldn't see well enough to affirm or deny that it happened.
Headmistress adjourns the meeting until tomorrow, and then yells at the Prefect: "You will write a statement indicating that you saw exactly what happened, and it will be what the Counsul wants to hear!"
The kids are still friends, but the parents forbid them from seeing each other again. In other news: The Chocolate King is the ex-boyfriend of Vicente's wife, and thinks that she came back to rekindle their romance. "No, my husband got a job here." Maybe he was better looking in the old days.
Scene 3: The Prefect and her friend discuss whether to say that the daughter did it or not. The Chocolate King is the most popular parent in the school, but the Spanish Counsul!
At home, her bigoted, abusive ex-husband is visiting. There's a problem with their pink-haired son, Antonio: he's been gambling, and owes a lot of people money -- the Mafia! She doesn't believe him. They argue about who is the worse parent. Then Antonio comes in and asks to borrow a little money. They start yelling at him: "I've raised you under the framework of ethics and morality!"
Uh-oh, the Chocolate King arrives in his limo, so Prefect tells them both to go out smiling, as if they're the perfect family.
Scene 4: The Chocolate King wants the Prefect to say that his daughter didn't do it, so she's not stigmatized as a s*x offender at age six.
When the Prefect balks, he gives the back story: Once he was engaged to Mrs. Garcia. Then he got another girl pregnant, so he had to marry her instead. She went to Spain, married Counsul Garcia, and now she's back, trying to prove that her husband is bigger.
"Here's my card. Call me if you have any wish you want me to fulfill. And believe me, I can fulfill them all."
Whew, this dude is creepy.
More after the break