The Righteous Gemstones was unique in its enthusiastic portrayal of men's frontsides, in nearly every episode. Plus a number of the actors who didn't get a chance to show their stuff on the show have obligingly posted pictures on the internet. Here are my favorites, some huge, some not, but all a pleasure to watch.
1. Stephen Schneider (left) as Stephen had an affair with Judy Gemstone in Season 3. Her husband BJ burst into his house, and fought him to reclaim his manhood. The actor was offered a prosthetic, but he wanted to perform with au naturel. I can see why.
2. Blair Jackson played the boyfriend of Dot Nancy, whom Kelvin Gemstone is trying to draw away from Satan, in Season 1. Off-camera, he has shown us his stuff.
3. Walton Goggins. In our first view of the elderly grifter Baby Billy, he stands up in his bathtub to reveal superheroic proportions. It re-appeared so often in Season 4 that even gay male viewers got tired of it.
4. Stephen Dorf, who played the nasty, homophobic, and probably gay megachurch pastor Vance Simkins, goes big in a movie from 2005..
5. Jak Kriskowski appeared in a scene where Pontius enrolls in military school. His scene was cut, but Jak joined the army in real life, and has given us a peek..
6, Kelton Dumont, as wild child Pontius Gemstone, was caught with girlfriend and jumped up and tried to hide it. After a lot of photo manipulation, you still can't see much, but I found a few other possibilities.
7. Adam Devine: To our disappointment, Kelvin Gemstone showed his backside quite often, but never his front. Probably because the dude is canonically small, and the actor is obviously not. We've seen it several times in his movies.
8. Cullen Moss as the security guard hot for Gideon's boyfriend Scotty. He is on display in a 2021 movie.
More after the break.
9. Austin Seifert played one of the Cycle Ninjas who attack the Gemstones in Season 2. He has a video.
10. Jackson Kelly played a dying soldier whom Elijah Gemstone prays for in the Civil War episode. I found some impressive views online.
10. Caleb Ruminer played another dying Civil War solder. Off-screen, he has favored us with a video.
12. Zack Osterman played one of the thugs hired by the evil Rev. Seasons to trash the satellite church in Seaon 1. Eli forces them to strip and run through the mall. Zack is on the small side, but when you're that cute, who cares?
13. Tony Cavalero. In the Season 1 Finale, Kelvin Gemstone bursts into Club Sinister to find his estranged boyfriend Keefe immersed in an isolation tank, wearing a gimp suit, with his junk visible. Tony said that it was "mostly" him.
14. Joel Rush: In Season 2, the God Squad goes rogue and traps Keefe in a tiger cage. They take turns utilizing a hole. First up: Sky (Joel). I think it was a prosthetic.
16. Marcus Adair played another member of the God Squad, the one who Kelvin claims to have snuck into his yurt and massaged all night. What, exactly, didi you massage, Brother?
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