The top 18 c*cks of the handsome/hot actors, from the Nip/Tuck fratboy to the Headless Ghost

Link to the n*de photos.

Why do you read a profile of an actor who has appeared only in shows that you never watch and movies that you've never heard of?  Why do I research him?  Sure, it's fun to check out his acting projects for gay representation, and his social media for evidence that he is gay.  Sometimes there are other interesting things to learn about, like the Welsh language, Russian science fiction, or the scheduled tribes of India. But I really want to see his d*ck.

It may be displayed during a show, on social media, on hookup sites, or leaked.  It may not precisely belong to him, but the face and physique are close enough.  I'm even down with a very well done artist's interpretation.  After all, seeing a d*ck is always better than not seeing a d*ck. 

Here are my 18 favorite p*nises from the profiles of the handsome/hot actors (not bodybuilders or teen idols).

1. Aaron Moody.  It took a lot of research to figure out which Aaron Moody had 11 inches.  Turns out that it's not the Nip/Tuck fratboy who got his face superglued to his buddy's backside.

2. Jamie McGuire (top photo). A Halifax hunk who plays the Smiley Creature in From.  I'm 99% sure that one of the two n*de dudes is him, but to be on the safe side, I posted a n*de Dylan Sprouse (from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody).

3. Austin Linley, left, had a BFA and a series of depressing shorts when he was hired to discomfit his closeted roommate on Overcompensating by walking around the dorm room n*ked.

4. Matt Smith. Prince Phillip, Charles Manson, Christopher Isherwood, Dr. Who, and Superworm shows us his stuff twice.  And his backside, for a change of pace.

5. Noah Matthews Matofsky.  Most Down Syndrome guys are on the small side (I'm not telling you how I know), but Noah is an exception.  Plus he can say "I love you" in 20 languages.

6. Ansel Pierce.  Although he is best known as the Euphoria big d*ck, Ansel has other points of interest, like a job in West Hollywood and a movie about a chubby gay guy in love (he plays the buddy).

7. Josh Fadem.  The coffee guy from the Twin Peaks remake sings a Hanukkah song and shows us his stuff.

8. George MacKay.  We only see the d*ck of the time traveler's buddy from behind.  This makes it even more provocative.

9. Jackson Tessmer. What can you say about a guy who goes to Hebrew School, stars in Christian dramas, and posts selfies?

More after the break. 

10. Joe Mande.  The incredibly gorgeous Ben of Modern Family has two n*de shots, but doesn't show his face.  So here's his face.

11. Reuben Reuter.  Wacky drug dealer, Lord of the Flies guy, disability advocate. 

12. Jamie Mayers.   Absurdly hot short guy has played the son of transgender and gay parents.  He has a boyfriend and a d*ck.

13..Björn Mosten.  The director didn't check on the Swedish actor's size before having him walk around n*ked on an episode of Love and Anarchy.

14. Arturo Castro. The gay Guatemalan roommate on Broad City has a shot that got censored on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.  How do you censor a post that is already behind a wall?  And not censor Johnny Karn (below)?

15. Johnny Karn (left) plays straight guys in pretentious art-house, but his c*ck is work of art.

16. Jonah Platt. Ben Platt's brother sings Ahavat Olam, raves about Snow White, posts an adult video.  Or maybe it was leaked.

17. Johnny Berchtold.  The gay college student on Reacher has an incredible c*ck.  It is on display while he's playing a corpse, but who cares?  

18. Yani Xander.  The headless ghost on Ghosts  stars in a Telugu cop show and kisses his boyfriend.