Jake McDorman: Ryan Pinkston's brother goes on to date a superhero, a vampire, and a nun. With some not-fully-clothed photos

Link to the n*de dudes 

 The celebrity p*nis subreddit usually doesn't offer much of interest, famous shots that we've seen a thousand times and obscure actors showing their stuff while kissingladies.  But yesterday it offered very impressive photos of actors that I've actually heard of, Jake McDorman and Jake Silberman.

McDorman got his start on the Fox comedy Quintuplets (2004-05), as the tall, athletic, popular quint.

Ryan Pinkston played his shorter, much hotter brother. 

Left: Ryan in the shower.

Jake went on to Greek (2007-11), playing a wealthy collegiate preppy, president of his college fraternity (Greek, get it?).  I watched on occasion for the gay character.

After Greek, Jake became a fixture on network tv, with recurring or starring roles on Manhattan Love Story, Limitless, Murphy Brown, The Right Stuff,  Mrs. Davis, and Class of '09.

With many opportunities to show his physique and backside.

According to the IMDB, Jake is "most famous" for:

Lady Bird (2017): The unfortunate title kept viewers away, thinking that it was a biopic of Lady Bird Johnson, President Johnson's First Lady. It's actually a coming-of-age story about a girl in contemporary California with that name. Jake's character does not appear in the plot synopsis.

Watchmen (2019): A tv series about the incredibly homophobic comic book vigilante. Jake plays 1930s superhero Captain Metropolis, who starts a romance with regular character Hooded Justice. 

I checked: Hooded is a guy, played by either Cheyenne Jackson or Jovan Adepo, depending on whether you believe Wikipedia or Decider. 

I'm probably going to go with Jovan (photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).

Hey, what  happened to the homophobia?  The Watchman comic was impossibly offensive.

More after the break

What We Do In the Shadows (2019-24), about vampire housemates on Staten Island, with Harvey Guillén as their assistant who takes an annoying long time to come out.  Jake plays Jeff Suckler, the reincarnation of Nadia's boyfriend (before she became a vampire), who wants to rekindle the relationship.  Later, as a ghost, he starts a relationship with Nadia's human ghost (vampires are animated corpses, so their spirits are in the afterlife, or hanging around to criticize them). 

Mrs. Davis (2023) is an evil AI who orders nun Simone to find and destroy the Holy Grail, I guess.  Simone rebels, with the help of her husband (Andy McQueen) and ex-boyfriend (Jake, left).  I thought nuns couldn't get married?

Chris Diamantopoulos (right) plays another ally.

Jake's most recent film is Night Always Comes (2025), with Lynette and her brother (Zack Gottsagen) "trying to start a new life" but forestalled by "one propulsive night." Jake plays Jack, at the bottom of the cast list. Maybe he shows his stuff while being arrested.

I didn't check Jake's social media, but he's been associated with several ladies, so he's probably straight in real life.

I already posted one not-fully-clothed pic on the Complete Savages review, below, but there are two more on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Do straight guys shave down there?

Jake: "Of course we do."

See also: Complete Savages: In 2004, a sitcom about a dad and his five macho sons fails dramatically. With Ryan Pinkston, Jake's junk, and two n*de Carradines

Ryan Pinkston: Hottest of the Short Guy Brigade, martial artist, gigolo, gay cop. With some costar d*cks

The Real Zack Gottsagen gets nekkid with Shia LaBeouf, plays a lot of gay-adjacent dudes. With Shia and Eli Roth d*cks and Dashiell's boyfriend