In my earlier profile of Tommy Nelson, star of My Friend Dahmer and Cat and Mouse, guest on The Righteous Gemstones and Better Call Saul, I noted that he married a woman in 2023. Thus obviously straight, right?
Wait -- there are lots of bi/pan people in the world. A closer look at Tommy's posts on social media reveals a lot of pre-marriage boyfriends or bromantic partners including Alex Wolff and a non-actor named Ryan. Plus implications of getting down to business, maybe as a joke, maybe not.
1. Watching tv with a buddy in Fairborn, Ohio, a suburb of Dayton. I can't tell who belongs to which leg, but they are obviously being intimate. Tommy tells his followers to "laugh."
2. Beer bottle placed strategically over his crotch to emulate an erection. We've all done that to attract gay men, who always look at other men face-crotch-face.
3. Tommy's main man Ryan. He invites his fans to invent "ship" names. Rymmy and Tyan sound too weird.
4. A younger Ryan mowing the lawn.
More Tommy after the break
5. A group photo on spring break in Florida. Tommy is on the far right, next to Ryan, one of the two titty-tweakers.
6. The bromantic partners on a different beach. Don't be shy -- you can kiss him on camera.
7. Aww, dude got dumped.
8. I only found one nude photo that's potentially Tommy. But it's not a selfie, it's professionally produced. And I think there's been some cock augmentation.
9. Tommy's latest crush: Cillian Murphy in Oppenheimer, which he calls Thottenheimer. The nude shot is actually from the zombie movie 28 Days Later.
10. The guys from My Friend Dahmer. Alex Wolff is smooching on bestie Ross Lynch. I guess this isn't technically a Tommy Nelson bromance, but close enough.
A lot of crushes and cocks on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
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