I didn't bounce around in ecstasy.
1. You sit in a rickety boat or on a rickety dock, with only a thin veneer of wood separating you from 40 feet of gross, dank water.
2. While the mosquitos eat you alive
3. You bait a hook with gross, squishy worms.
4. You dunk the worms in the water and wait.
6. Eventually a fish takes the bait, and you pull it onto the dock or the boat, where it struggles wildly and finally dies.
7. Then you have to scale it and gut it.
But fishing had some advantages.
It got very hot, so shirts came off, and the ripple of shoulders and biceps as Uncle Paul or Cousin Joe battled Fish was a beautiful sight.
And we weren't alone. There were lots of cute boys taking off their shirts to battle the fish, and they were surprisingly easy to catch.
When I was little, I played "inept," fumbling around with baits and lines, and waiting until a cute boy offered to teach me. Hopefully a fish would take the bait, and he would put his arm around me while helping me reel it in.
But when I visited Cousin George in the summer of 1971, I caught a fish, and paraded around with it until a cute boy offered back-slapping, hand-on-shoulder congratulations and questions of how I did it. I ended up with a buddy for the rest of my visit.
Cousin George was surprisingly nonchalant about me using fish to pick up guys.
I found out why a few years later.