Jer Adrienne Lelliott: A lot of threatened gay and gay-vague boys before transitioning.

I rarely update profiles; there are so many of them that I don't have time, and besides, I figure that not much will happen. But not for Jer Adrienne Lelliot, who I profiled in 2012.

Born in 1982 under the deadname Jeremy, Jer skipped the kid-comedy routine and went straight into a soap, playing the noble, longsuffering David Patterson on Melrose Place (1997-98).

Threatened kid roles followed: the son of a KKK leader hiding in a safe house in Ambushed (1998), and the son of a bomb expert being held hostage by the Serbian Liberation Front in Diplomatic Siege (1999).

The short-lived Safe Harbor (fall 1998) was about a small town sheriff (Gregory Harrison) and his mother (Rue McClanahan of The Golden Girls) raising three sons. Only 10 episodes were aired, but they gave Jer, still presenting as masculine, an opportunity to buddy-bond with a friend, lounge around the pool, and show off a slim, lanky physique.

The paranormal movie Disappearance (2002) gave Jer more buddy-bonding.  A nuclear family is driving through Nevada, along with a boy named Ethan (Australian actor Jamie Croft).  No one explains what Ethan is doing there. Is he a foster son?  Did teenage son Matt (Jer) invite a school friend along on their vacation?

Whatever brought them together, they are doomed.  The family stumbles onto a small town where the people behave like sleepwalkers and bizarre things happen.  While trying to solve the mystery, they discover that they are trapped.  Eventually they become sleepwalkers, too.

Soon Jer's characters moved beyond gay-vague.

In Gacey (2003), she plays a gay boy who becomes one of the serial killer's victims.

In Race You to the Bottom (2005), travel writer Nathan (Cole Williams) and Maggie (Amber Benson) both have boyfriends, but they're having an affair as they explore the California wine country for an assignment.  Nicholas (Jer),  Nathan's partner, is not amused.

Driftwood (2006) stars Raviv Ullman as a death-obsessed teenager who is sent to a re-education camp to be brutalized.  There he is haunted by the spirit of a gay boy who was murdered in the camp, and helps Noah (Jer), who has been sent to the camp to be de-gayed, to stand up to his oppressors.

She received a MFA in acting from California State University, Fullerton in 2009 and an Ed.D. from USC in 2024.  Currently she works as the HIV program manager at the Clinica Romano in Los Angeles, artistic director at the Courage Theater, and as co-chair of the LGBTQ+ Victory Fund.

Rather busy.  But she found time for a guest role on an 2019 episode of Ctl Alt Del, about the employees at a women's clinic.

And to produce Spit Me Out (2024), about a queer grifter who tries to convince her girlfriend to leave their small-town church.  The pastor is played by trans actor Becca Blackwell, and the rest of the cast is also gay, nonbinary, trans, and queer.

Left: Becca with Cameron Monaghan on Shameless.

Which gives me an excuse to post a photo of Cameron's backside

Ricky/Rick Schroder

Ricky Schroeder was the iconic "cute kid" of the 1980s.  With his cherubic round face, baby blue eyes, and dimpled cheeks, he looked like a Campbell's Soup kid, or Richie Rich before his muscle spurt -- perfect for heart-wrenching roles on movies-of-the-week like Something So Right and A Reason to Live.

 In 1982, at age 12, Ricky was cast as a poor little rich boy on Silver Spoons -- his dad (Joel Higgins) is the fabulously wealthy owner of a toy company, so they live in a mansion that looks like a giant toy store.  Ricky has a series of same-sex chums, many of whom went on to teen idol careers  -- Anthony Starke, Jason Bateman as a bad boy, Billy Jacoby as another bad boy, Corky Pigeon as a nerd, Bobby Fite as a cowboy, and finally Alfonso Ribeiro, who grew into a bodybuilding hunk.

By 1987, Ricky was 17, muscular, and no longer cherubic, so Silver Spoons ended. Ricky renamed himself Rick, dropped the "e" from his last name (it merely signifies an umlaut in German), and started a massive re-invention campaign.

No more rich kids, nor more sophisticates.  If the role didn't require a Southern accent, he wasn't interested.  He played cowboys, country boys, rednecks,killers, and sports stars.  He was shirtless or sometimes completely nude in Too Young the Hero (1988), Across the Tracks (1991), and lots more.

And he did a substantial amount of buddy-bonding,

Rick has remained very active in moves and on tv.  In 2008 he made headlines by playing what was probably the first openly gay character on a tv science fiction series, Major Bill Keene on  The Andromeda Strain.

Though he is a long-term Republican, a member of the NRA, and a Mormon, three groups not known for their gay-friendliness, Rick is not at all homophobic.

There is a celebrity hookup story about Ricky on Tales of West Hollywood

The Hunks of the Millennium's Worst TV Series, 2000-2009

My clickbait said that these are the worst tv shows of the 21st century, by year.  The ones I remember were decidedly awful, but they still managed to display some hunkitude.  Here are the top hunks of each of the horrible series:

2000: Tucker.  Eli Marienthal, the obnoxious, hetero-horny kid in the American Pie series, plays a foulmouthed, devious, hetero-horny kid trying to win the Girl.

2001: Black Scorpion.  Based on two Roger Corman movies about a female cop/superhero, who fights Frank Gorshin (The Riddler on Batman) as well as Batman himself Adam West.  There were several ex-hunks in attendance, but my favorite is Brent Huff, from softcore porn and actioners, as the firefighter turned super-villain Inferno.

2002: That 80s Show.  Young adults instead of high schoolers, and San Diego instead of Milwaukee, but the same dreadful plotlines and predictable character hetero-romances. Glenn Howerton played the focus character, an aspiring musician who works in a video store (a big deal in the 1980s).

2003: Luis, with the cute Luis Guzman as a...well, I guess Hispanic stereotype.  There seems to be an Asian stereotype in the cast, too, Reggie Lee as Zhing Zhang.  Soap hunk Wes Ramsey (here naked and absworthy) was involved somehow.

2004: Hawaii, a Hawaii 5-0 Clone with by-the-book cop and young, greenhorn partner (played by Sharif Atkins) patrolling Waikiki.

More after the break

Tarzan Also-Rans

Most people prefer Johnny Weissmuller's Tarzan.  In 12 films (1932-1948), the former Olympic swimmer embued Edgar Rice Burroughs' creation with a savage innocence borrowed directly from Rousseau.

Others prefer  Mike Henry's suave 1960s James Bond-style Tarzan, Denny Miller's beach boy, Ron Ely's lanky environmentalist, or Miles O'Keeffe's New Sensitive Tarzan of the 1980s.  But there have been many others.  Twenty men have played Tarzan since Elmo Lincoln in 1918.  All provided ample beefcake, but some were better than others at evoking homoromantic subtexts:

1. Buster Crabbe, better known as Flash Gordon, played an exceptionally buffed Ape Man in a 1933 movie serial.  He invented the Tarzan yell, and fell in love with a girl named Mary.

2. Herman Brix, who changed his name to Bruce Bennett so he wouldn't sound German,  competed with Weissmuller in two movies, The New Adventures of Tarzan (1935) and Tarzan and the Green Goddess (1938).  His Tarzan was cultured, sophisticated, and spoke proper English.  He rescued girls, but never fell in love with them.

3. Lex Barker took the mantle from the aging Weissmuller and played the Lord of the Jungle five times (1949-1953).  He had Jane at his side just as often as his predecessor.

4. Gordon Scott, who had an amazingly v-shaped torso, played Tarzan six times (1955-1960), with a "Me Tarzan" patois that sounded very odd coming from an immaculately coiffed 1950s head. He was uninterested in heterosexual romance most of the time, but never met a man who wasn't planning to stab him in the back.

5. Jock Mahoney, at age 44, became the oldest Tarzan in Tarzan Goes to India (1962) and Tarzan's Three Challenges (1963).  He doesn't have a girlfriend, but in Three Challenges he gets a sidekick, the young Thai prince Kashi (Ricky Der).

6. Greystoke: the Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984) was an attempt to provide a realistic view of the Ape Man mythos.  Though this was the era of the man-mountains, Christopher Lambert was not particularly massive, because the Ape Man's diet would not have been good enough for bulking up.  He had romantic relationships with both Jane (Andie McDowell) and Philippe (Ian Holm)

7. Joe Lara starred in Tarzan in Manhattan (1989), with Jane as a cab driver, and Tarzan: The Epic Adventures (1996-97), with no Jane.

8. Wolf Larson (left) became the second TV Tarzan in the French-Canadian production (1991-94), and the only one to have a teen sidekick (played by Sean Roberge). Jane (Lydie Denier) became a French environmental scientist.

9.  The last live-action Tarzan on the big screen was played by Casper Van Dien in 1998.  He's engaged to Jane Porter.

10. In 2003-4, a WB series transformed Jane Porter  into a NYPD detective, and Tarzan (Travis Fimmel) into her industrialist boyfriend. Sounds awful.

Ten Teen Idols of the "Goosebumps" TV Series

Goosebumps (1995-98), based on the long-running series of children's horror novels by R. L. Stine (231 to date), provided chills for the pre-teen set.  A jack-o-lantern comes to life.  The lunch lady turns out to be an alien.  An abandoned house holds a dark secret.  A piano teacher named Mr. Schreek has a sinister motive.  It was scary but not too scary for kids, with bravery and ingenuity triumphing over the evil, and no one being actually killed or eaten.

The protagonists were kids or teenagers, sometimes alone, sometimes in pairs of best friends or siblings.  Since an anthology series needs a new cast every week, producers scoured the ranks of Canadian child actors, coming up with sat least 10 who would become teen idols, or go onto a hunky adulthood.


1. Corey Sevier (4 episodes), major teen idol of the 1990s, more recently appearing in tv movies like The Tree that Saved Christmas (2014)

2.. Kaj-Erik Eriksen (2 episodes) of The Commish and Boston Public, now appearing in even more tv movies like A Christmas Detour (2015).  451 tv movies with "Christmas" in the title appeared between 2010 and 2017.

3. Brendan Fletcher (2 episodes), star of Freddie v. Jason (2003) and more recently IZombie.  No Christmas movies.

4.Daniel Clark (2 episodes) went on to another paranormal series, The Zack Files, and the teen soap Degrassi: The Next Generation.

5. Kevin Zegers (1 episode) starred in Air Bud, about basketball-playing dog, and a number of indie movies where he takes his shirt off.  He was last seen on Fear the Walking Dead.















6. Tyler Kyte (1 episode) appeared in many indie movies, including Prom Queen: The Marc Hall Story (2004)





















7. Ben Cook (4 episodes).  His last role was in Camp Rock 2 (2010).

8. Mpho Koaho (1 episode) is now starring in the sci-fi series Falling Skies.

9. Dov Tiefenbach (3 episodes) has appeared in many Canadian tv series, and in an indie band.

10. Blake McGrath (2 episodes) is a pop singer and contestant on So You Think You Can Dance.

Best Worst Weekend Ever: Best Teencom Ever

Teen movies have two pitfalls that generally make them unwatchable:

1. Incessant bullying.  The protagonist lives in a world where all boys are sneering, chest-pounding Neanderthals.

2. Incessant heterosexism.  The plot involves getting The Girl to dump her Neanderthal boyfriend and go out with him.

Best, Worst Weekend Ever, a 2018 Netflix limited series, avoids those pitfalls altogether, creating a pleasant if rather simplistic 8-episode outing.

The protagonists are three unlikely best friends, Zed the Operator (Sam Ashe Arnold, top photo), Argo the Nerd (Cole Sand, left), and Treece the "Oh no you didn't!" Aggressive Black Girl (Brianna Reed).

 Think Zack, Screech, and Lisa from Saved by the Bell.

The trio. who call themselves the Crash Crew, share an unlikely passion in this era of online LARPS: comic books.  But this interest does not result n any bullying or exclusion; Argo easily fits in with the smart kids, and Treece is recruited by a group of what, in other movies, would be Mean Girls to play on the soccer team.  Zed is left in the dust.

So he plans the Best Weekend Ever before they go to high school and drift apart.  hey will go to the town Comic Convention, meet the creator of their favorite book, and show him their conclusion to his unfinished cliffhanger issue.  

Of course, there are complications.  Lots of complications involving Treece's tagalong older stepsister, Argo's authoritarian father, Zed's juvenile delinquent older brother (Felix Mallard, left), a bear, a kidnapping, an Evel Knievel-type daredevil, a lost dog, the FBI, several car crashes, and a LARP-war.

Of course there has to be hetero-romance.  Argo confesses that he "like-likes" Treece. But it's not the focus of the story, and Argo and Zed have an ample gay subtext of their own.

The conclusion of Dad's acceptance of Argo, for instance, has him telling Zed, "Have [my son] home by curfew."  Obviously he intends for the two to go out on a date.

Argo's Dad, by the way, is played by the uber-hunky Matt Battaglia.

Plus Treece has two Dads.  An actual gay couple is mentioned in a teencom, and even shows up at the end.

That alone is worth the admission price.

Chidi Takes His Shirt Off

On the last episode of The Good Place, the gang discovers that they will be sent to the Bad Place when they die, regardless of what they do.

Chidi (William Jackson Harper), the uptight professor of moral philosophy, responds to the news by having a breakdown: he takes off his shirt, buys $800 of chili and candy, and cooks it all together in front of his class while expounding about nihilism.

He takes his shirt off.

Most hunks playing nerds keep covered up, lest their muscles ruin their character development, but Chidi bares it all.

He bares enough, anyway, displaying his solid pecs, thick biceps, and six-pack abs for a good five minutes of airtime.  You can use your imagination for the rest.

Who is this William Jackson Harper,and what was he doing before The Good Place?


Born in 1980 in Dallas, he first appeared on film in a 2007 episode of Law and Order.











He was a regular on the new version of The Electric Company as a grammar maven named Danny Rebus.

He starred in the weird indy drama Paterson (2016) and the horror movie They Remain (2018).

And that's about all of his screen work, but with the success of The Good Place, several new projects have appeared.  Look for him next year in two thrillers and a horror movie.

And hopefully more shirtless scenes.

See also: The Good Place