Apr 9, 2016
Barbells are on a bar, so you use both arms at once.
Dumbbells are separate, one for each arm (called "dumb bells" because they're silent).
In 1935, Bob Hoffman bought the Milo Barbell Company from Calvert, renamed it the York Barbell Company, and set about publicizing the benefits of weight-lifting. He sponsored thousands of bodybuilding competitions, published dozens of books and magazines, and made sure York Barbells could be found in nearly every gym in the world.
The problem with the barbells was, they didn't wear out. Once you bought a set, you were fixed for life. So in order to stay solvent, an ever-increasing customer base was necessary. During the 1980s, as weight training machines became popular, that customer base started to diminish. Bob Hoffman's death in 1985 almost brought about the company's demise.
Still, every bodybuilding enthusiast has made a pilgrimage to York, Pennsylvania, where a giant image of a bodybuilder revolves atop the company headquarters. Inside, the Weightlifting Hall of Fame has some interesting artifacts and exhibits.
I've been on the academic job market four times, after getting my Ph.D. (2001), when trying to leave Florida (2005), and at the end of my temporary positions in Dayton (2008) and Philadelphia (2013). About 10 interviews each time, 50 in all.
So I know all the routines.
1. I will be asked about the last game of whatever sports team is popular in my area.
2. I will be told about the hotness of local girls.
3. I will usually be assumed heterosexual, in spite of my resume-full of gay-themed research, although some people will wonder, and ask sneaky questions in an attempt to find out.
4. Others will conclude that I am gay, and hide in their offices when I'm around, lest they be forced to shake hands with a queer.
5. Sometimes they have just invited me to interview so they can congratulate themselves on how liberal they are; I have no chance at an offer.
In the spring of 2005, when I was invited to Wilberforce University, near Xenia, Ohio, it was obvious even before I arrived that I had no chance of a offer. It's a historically black college. 500 students, 98% black. And affiliated with the homophobic African Methodist Episcopal Church. No gay student organizations.
No way they're hiring a gay white guy.
So I relaxed, played it cool, and settled in for my free trip.
Tales of West Hollywood.
"Why Don't You Love Me Anymore"
"I'll Never Get Out of this World Alive"
Here's a photo that seems to show him nude.
He died of a heart attack on January 1, 1953, at the age of 29, leaving a son.
"Born to Boogie"
"My Name is Bocephus"
"All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over Tonight"
A lifelong Republican, his extremist views have caused controversy. He has called President Obama "the Enemy," compared him to Hitler, and claimed that he's "a Muslim who hates America and loves gays."
Naturally he hates "queer guitar pickers," proclaiming homophobia as an American tradition.
His albums have won some acclaim, too:
Straight to Hell
Thrown Out of the Bar
As crazy...um, I mean conservative...as his dad, he disapproves of liberal actor Tom Hiddleston (top photo) playing the original Hank Williams in a biopic, and includes the line that he "don't want no faggot looking at him" in his anthem "Dick in Dixie."
Well, here he is. Take a look.
"Growing up, my best friend was gay," she tells Nashville Pride. "He was invited to all of my slumber parties."
Hear that, Hanks? There was one of them in your house!
The uncensored photo of Hank Sr. is on Tales of West Hollywood.
Apr 8, 2016
But he aspired to become a serious actor, so he studied at the Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Arts and began appearing on stage, notably in the gay-themed Boys in the Band in 1969 (presumably as the hustler hired to become a "birthday present").
But nothing else. After a two-parter on Space: 1999 in 1978, he retired from acting and became a furniture refinisher.
You can see the nude photos on Tales of West Hollywood.
Apr 7, 2016
1. Gary (1933-1995), left, starred in some lightweight romantic comedies, such as Mardi Gras (1958) and Two Tickets to Paris (1962), and guest starred on many tv series. In middle age he played authority figures on Adam-12 and Emergency.
2. Davis (1934-1991) acted only occasionally, notably with his brothers and the Rat Pack gang in Sergeants Three (1962).
5. Harry (born 1958), left, was best known to the Boomer Generation, playing Bill, the camp counselor who plays strip Monopoly and gets slashed in Friday the 13th (1980). He had small roles in several other movies. Today he is an investment banker.
In case you haven't noticed, the long-running series is about a dysfunctional working-class family in "The Middle," a small town in Indiana: dour dad Mike, perpetually-frazzled mom Frankie, college-aged Axl, over-exuberant high schooler Sue, and weird junior high schooler Brick.
In six seasons, there have been no references to gay people or same-sex desire or relationships, not one, except for an running gag about the swishy stereotype Brad, who doesn't realize that he's gay -- no one does except Mike and Frankie.
1. Sue and Brick go to a science fiction convention. No gay content, but you do get to see the muscular Michael Foster, who has variously played Conan, a bouncer, a Muscle-Bound Writer, and a Gay Protester.
2. Mike's father-in-law Tag asks for help with his upcoming driver's test.
Mike: "When you see someone carrying a white cane, what does it mean?"
Tag: "That he's gay."
(Mike glares at him.)
Tag: "What? What do they want to be called now?"
Mike: "No, it means that he's blind!"
Tag: "Blind and gay? That's going to be tough!"
Ok, not bad. The elderly Tag comes across as slightly homophobic, but Mike doesn't.
Frankie flirts with Finn. He responds. She relishes her ability to still attract Cute Young Things, but then Axl tells her that Finn is "granny bait": He often uses his attractiveness to get special favors from elderly women.
Ok, it's not what you're thinking -- Axl means extra helpings of tater tots from the lunch lady.
Horrified at being labeled a "granny," Frankie decides that she'll go back to flirting with the elderly security guard at the bank: "At least she thinks I'm hot."
A throwaway line playing on our sexist presumption that security guards are always male. But it also reveals that there are indeed gay people in Orson, Indiana, that Frankie is aware of them, and that she is completely comfortable being the object of same-sex desire.
None of the kids were around during either of the scenes; they remain unaware of the existence of gay people. But two references in a single episode of a series that has thus far being utterly silent? Cause for celebration.
See also: Brock Ciarlelli, the Uncle Tom of The Middle; Axl in Underwear: The Middle.
Apr 6, 2016
Many of the most homoerotic are collected or reproduced in the Millesgården, an art gallery and sculpture garden in Stockholm.
1. The Sunsinger, 1926, dedicated to the poem "Song of the Sun," by Esaias Tegnér, a 19th century bishop, translator, and founder of the Gothic League, for young patriotic men. The original lacks a head and arms. You're not supposed to be looking at the head.
3.William Penn, the founder of Pennsylvania, being guided by a very buffed angel, 1948.
5. The Spirit of Transportation, 1952, an Indian carrying a canoe.
7. The Astronomer, 1940, a naked man looking at the stars, 1940.
8. Europa and the Bull, 1942. This time Zeus appears as a bull to seduce a woman, but in the fountain, they're surrounded by muscular naked tritons (sea gods).
10. Poseidon, 1930: another naked man, carrying a fish and a seashell, while tritons squirt water at him.
11. Skating Angels, 1948: naked boy angels.
13. The Hand of God, 1953, a naked man balanced on a hand.
15. Man and Pegasus, 1949: a naked man flying alongside the flying horse.
See also: The Top 12 Public Penises of Finland
Apr 5, 2016
But in between there was the New York School, a group mostly gay, ultra-elite Harvard graduates based in New York in the late 1950s and 1960s:
Poets John Ashbery, John Schuyler, Tom Savage, and Frank O'Hara.
Composer John Cage
Dancers Robert Dunn, Martha Graham, and David Gordon.
Artists Larry Rivers, Ernest Briggs, Albert Kotin, and William Scharf
Frank O'Hara (1926-1966) was probably the most visible of the group -- literally. He was photographed and painted nude several times during his life.
His poetry was personal, confessional, with gay friends and lovers mentioned obliquely:
being in gloomy pubs with you smiling, poking you at parties when
you're "down," coming on like South Pacific with you at them
shrimping with you into the Russian dressing, leaving parties with
you alone to go and eat a piece of cloud.
According to his friend and former lover Joe Lesueur, he was determined to get with as many people as he could: "big guys, little guys, macho straight men, flagrantly gay men, rough trade, gay trade, friends, friends of friends, offspring of his friends, blonds, blacks, Jews, and—women."
Among his many lovers were Larry Rivers Vincent Warren (1938-), the renowned dancer Les Grands Ballets Canadiens de Montréal.
On July 24, 1966, O'Hara was struck by a car on the beach at Fire Island. He died a few hours later, leaving an army of stunned friends, lovers, and fans.
The Violet Quill
Apr 4, 2016
Most of them made no sense: who would bake blackbirds into a pie? Who keeps a lamb as a pet? And what the heck is a tuffet?
Those that made sense (sort of) were entirely heterosexist. Jack and Jill go walking up that hill hand-in-hand. Jack Sprat and his wife have the disgusting habit of licking dinner plates. Some kid named Georgie likes to kiss girls.
The only one I could stand was "Who Killed Cock Robin?", which like most nursery rhymes, was intended to teach Medieval children about death. It's not actually a mystery -- a Sparrow confesses to the murder in the first line -- and the rest of the poem involves various birds offering to sew his shroud, dig the grave, build the coffin, and so on.
What I liked about it:
1. I didn't learn the British meaning of the word "cock" (a male bird) until much later, so it was amazing to hear about a bird named after a penis.
2. I could even get away with asking my Dad to "read me the nursery rhyme about the cock."
4. One of my first "British Invasion" tv programs was the episode "Who Killed Cock Robin?" on Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased), about a pair of swinging detective buddies (Mike Pratt, Kenneth Cope), one a ghost.
My Little Margie in the 1950s. I didn't know it at the time, of course, but Farrell was: a former nude physique model; and rumored to be gay.
6. The nursery rhyme is reputedly about William II, the King of England, who was gay. He was shot with an arrow by Walter Tyrell, probably his lover, while hunting in the New Forest on August 2, 1100. In The Golden Bough, Sir James Frazier argues that his death was no accident, but a sacrifice to the Old Gods in a remnant of an ancient fertility rite.
See also: The Joy of Saying "Cock"
Apr 3, 2016
It was created for the low-budget Charlton Comics company by none other than Jerry Siegel, co-creator of Superman. The first issue, in 1956, was numbered #22 (talk about wishful thinking).
Former wrestler Brett Carson, the "world's most perfect man," was a blond Aryan demi-god in white shorts and a lavender vest, perfect not only in body but in soul: "A healthy physique breeds a healthy mind," he exclaims.
The school system in the 1950s would agree. Kids were being forced to do push-ups and sit-ups every morning before class, in the belief that exercise bred morality.
And they hated him, not because he worked for the forces of good, but because he was in shape.
Mr. Muscles only lasted for two issues, but he still had time to acquire a teenage sidekick, Kid Muscles, who dressed in a yellow singlet. All the time. Presumably at school, certainly while tooling around in his 1950s convertible.
There was also a Miss Muscles, but she ony appeared in one story.
The second and last issue was devoted to a new superhero named Steeplejack.
I guess it got too hard to pretend that Mr. Muscles was there for any other reason than to let kids gawk at his muscles.
See also: Charlton Comics.
On Saturday nights when we didn't have other plans, Lane and I often went cruising. Around 9:30, I dropped him off at the Faultline, and then drove a mile farther east to Basgo's, the Hispanic bar in Silverlake.
At 11:00 or 11:30, I picked him up again.
Usually one or both of us had met someone, and made a date for later in the week (we would share the bedroom activities at the end, of course).
Once in a while, we couldn't wait: the guy came along, for a late-night snack at the French Quarter (to make it technically a date rather than a hookup), and then home for the bedroom activities.
You're probably wondering what happened when Lane and I both wanted to bring a guy home that night.
In two years of cruising, that only happened once.
The rest of the story is on Tales of West Hollywood
But northern Mexico has its attractions: bars, bathhouses, museums, and a lot of public art.
Here are the top 10 public penises of northern Mexico.
5. The Monument to the Founders commemorates the 17 families who decided to stay Mexican when Laredo was ceded to the U.S. in 1848. So they crossed the river, shirtless, and founded Nuevo Laredo.
More after the break.