Gavin Munn's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 3: A boy and his monkeys, a boy and his fish, nude bikers, and bodybuilder buds

  

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This is a collection cute/cool photos of Gavin Munn, who plays Jonathan on Raising Dion and Abraham on The Righteous Gemstones.  He's under 18, so no beefcake or nude photos, but I may have included some of his family and friends  

1. Bodybuilder buds.
 

2. A boy and his Dad

3. More of Dad, on Playa Jobos, Puerto Rico.

4. A boy and his Mom

5. Dinner in Aguadilla

6. Nude cyclists

More Gavin after the break

"Geek Girl": Neurodivergent girl doesn't want to become a supermodel, but how else will she win the Boy of Her Dreams?

 

Netflix started me on a tv show without my permission.  I watched for five minutes before realizing that it was about friggin' horses.  Movies about horses always, 100% of the time, involve the animal dying, or even worse, being put down, while its friggin' owner sobs and sobs and tries to explain to the animal why it has to die.   F*ck the Sadness.  I need a comedy, stat.

The only comedy in the Top Ten 10 Shows in the U.S. this week is Geek Girl.  I don't even care are if it's heternormative. As long as no people, horses, or dogs have deathbed scenes, We'll start with the first episode.

Scene 1: The Geek Girl, Harriet, narrates. She is extremely famous, being photographed on a runway for "Bascar" fashions, but miserable.  She never wanted to be a model.  She wanted to be invisible, like everybody else, but now that's impossible.

Whoops, she flashes back to high school, where she trips and falls, and everyone laughs and takes pictures so they can make fun of her with their friends later.

Scene 2: High school Harriet explains that she is a geek, which a dictionary shot defines as "someone who is excessively interested in something."  Then she beats herself up for owning a dictionary. I own several, but I haven't actually looked up a word in one for a long time. 

On to soccer practice, where she is getting laughed at for her terrible playing and terrible fashion sense. 

Scene 3: Harriet shows us her school -- elegant/British, where she tries to fit in but is always laughed at.  We meet her best friend Nat, a girl, who has a horrible fashion sense yet wants to become a model.  

Next Harriet is praised by the headmaster, which results in more bullying, of course.  But don't worry "My life is about to change."

Scene 4: Morning. Harriet goes downstairs to criticize her parents for smooching.  

Down in the yard, her bud Toby (Zac Looker) is practicing his routine as a time-traveling Arthurian knight.  Could he be a gay best friend?  No such luck -- he tries to flilrt with Harriet's friend Nat, a girl, but she rejects him -- another crush that's unrequited as she moons over some jock, but in the last scene realizes that she has been in love with him all along.

The gang.  Toby on the right.  Harriet on the left, dressed like a good witch, and Nat in the middle, dressed like aa gay gremlin.  They're not on their way to a Renaissance Faire.

Scene 5: At the bus to take them to the big event.  Toby arrives first, and gets laughed at a bully named Olives, who seems to be the boyfriend of the head Mean Girl. 

Sorry, it's two bullies sharing a brain, so they're called "Olives" collectively or in British slang.  The boy is Oliver, played by James Craven.

Harriet arrives late.  No one will let her sit with them.  She falls, and gets laughed at and photographed.  Um...incessant ridicule isn't funny.  Why isn't the teacher intervening?  There's bullying training nowadays, you know.

But on the bright side, I guess, jerks Harriet and Nat ridicule and laugh at Toby.  It's bullies all the way down.

Scene 6: They're going on a field trip to London Fashion Week, where Nat hopes to be discovered by a big modeling agent. 

While Nat goes off to use the loo, Harriet is mesmerized by the Boy of Her Dreams.   He is surrounded by an army of assistants, reporters, and groupies,  he gazes in love-at-first-sight ardour, and keeps trying to turn back and look some more. Finally, the Girl of His Dreams!

But who is he?  Maybe the model in the ten-foot tall photograph advertising the "New Gen Showcase"? 

Scene 7: The Boy of Her Dreams is not listed in the episode cast on the IMDB, and wikipedia just lists the book series -- there's an entire book series!.  I finally found him in the complete cast and crew list: Nick, playd by Liam Woodrum.    He and his swishy friend Wilbur, the fashion scout who discovered him, head into makeup.

 Wilbur wants to know why he's depressed.  Well, wouldn't you be if you just saw the Girl of Your Dreams, the only person in all the world who will fill your life with ecstasy, without whom you'll be miserable forever, but she's lost in the crowd at Fashion Week, and you'll never see her again? 

More after the break

Hank Strong: Bodybuilder, firefighter, enforcer, leatherman, gay daddy. With some butts and dicks

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The Brooklyn-born Hank Strong (Henry Akinsaya) graduated from Xaverian Brothers High School in Westfield, Massachustts in 1998, then studied pre-law at NYU.  

He competed in some amateur bodybuilding competitions, worked as a bodyguard, and did some modeling where he had to show his abs.  

His acting career began in 2018, when he was cast as Lunkhead, enforcer for the villain Zachary Trumble. in an episode of Gotham (2018).   

Hank moved on to play more enforcers, bodybuilders, and scowling musclemen, notably, the fighter Iron Long on Ray Donovan.

 

He appeared in two episodes of Godfather of Harlem as Big Dick Buster. Crime lord Bumpy Johnson, a real figure from the 1960s, keeps "Big Dick" on retainer to rape men who rape black women

As a firefighter in The King of Staten Island, he takes his clothes off, of course, to bond with Pete Davidson.

In 2020, Hank played Jericho, a member of Kelvin's God Squad in Righteous Gemstones Season 2. When they threaten Keefe, he defends himself by swatting Jericho's nipple.  (Actually a courageous act, since Jericho is nearly a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier than Keefe).

More Hank after the break

Kelvin/Keefe Memes: Date night, penises, coworkers, and more penises

 

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I forgot whether I posted memes here or not.  This is a series of memes -- jokes -- featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones, and friends. You probably don't need any background knowledge of the show.

BJ: Praise Jesus!  Testify!  I got the Spirit of God in me!

Keefe: When will this be over so Kelvin and I can go home and make out?

Kelvin: You want to go sightseeing? But Keefe, this is only the fifth day of our honeymoon.  The Eiffel Tower can wait.

Keefe: During my Satanist days, I spent a lot of time in the men's room of that truck stop off Highway17. Want to give it a try?

Kelvin: You always have the best ideas for Date Night.

More memes after the break

"Difficult People": Billy pretends to be straight, Julie pretends to be Italian, and the son of the guest star takes his shirt off

  

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Yesterday on the treadmill, I watched Difficult People, a two season sitcom about two jerks, the Jewish Julie and the gay Billy (Julie Klausner, Billy Eichner. below). I've had a file of photos for a long time, so why not write a review?

Julie and Billy are trying to break into stand-up comedy as a pair. We only see snippets of their act, but it seems to involve insulting people.  Plots often involve pop-culture name dropping or the pairs' crazy relatives.  Among the famous guest stars are Amy Sedaris, Lucy Liu, Tina Fey, Mark Consuelos, and Kathy Lee Gifford.

Rounding out the cast are James Urbaniak as Julie's business suit-wearing husband, who works for PBS; Andrea Martin as her yenta mother; and Cole Escola, left, as the swishy queen who works with Billy at his coffee shop gig. 

This episode, "Italian Piñata" begins with the pair walking past the Stonewall Tavern, where the Gay Rights Movement began: queens upset over the death of Judy Garland weren't going to take the police harassment anymore, and fought back.  The Judy Garland angle has been completely discredited.  These were young adults in the 60s. They were into the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, not some singer from their grandparents' generation.

Billy notes that it's National Coming Out Day, when super-hot A-gays who spend the rest of the year snubbing everyone who isn't a Greek god do their public duty by offering to introduce newly-out guys to the culture.  It doesn't even matter if they're ugly or have a horrible personality -- or both, like Billy -- if you're newly out, you're in. 

Julie Turns Italian: On their way to a horrible party that Julie's husband had to plan for his PBS job, in Hoboken, the pair drops into an Italian meat shop, where some ladies like Julie's jokes about "meat in my mouth."  They have big hair, eat everything in sight, carry purses that "fell off a truck," and discuss what they'll do to the penises of boyfriends who betray them.  Julie is in love!  She announces to her mother and husband that she's coming out -- she now identifies as Italian!  The two are horrified.

Mom works as a therapist whose client -- the famous Mink Stole -- has a daughter in a cult.  They discuss deprogramming -- kidnapping the brainwashed girl and yelling at her until she "believes what I want her to believe." Mom thinks this would work on Julie.  

Billy Turns Straight: Meanwhile, Billy and Julie go to a New Jersey gay bar, where he gets the idea of pretending to come out.  He announces that he was straight until today, and Julie is actually his soon-to-be ex-wife.  The gay guys, including bartender Pasha Pelosie, left, all want to welcome him into the gay community.  

He gives the hunky Joey (Mark Consuelos, top photo) the job, hoping to get into the guy's pants for his "first time."  But Joey wants to take it slow.  First, a long, detailed course in gay culture -- which he gets all wrong, even the Judy Garland-Stonewall connection. Billy turns him on by pretending to be straight -- wearing cargo pants, thinking that Judy Garland was hot -- but it doesn't help. No sex.

Left: The guy with Mark in the top photo is his son Joaquin, now attending Michigan State University, where he is a wrestler.

When the two groups get together, Julie and Billy are outed -- he knows who Liza Minelli is -- and they are dumped by the Italians and the gays, respectively. At that moment, Mom and the Husband shove a bag over Julie's head to kidnap her for deprogramming.  The Italian ladies think that she's getting an  "Italian piñata." Use your imagination.

Subplots involve Mink Stole, bad hair resulting from getting it styled by students; and the husband's PBS party, which ends up with an office full of kids and a scary clown chasing his boss down the hall.

Beefcake: A split-second of Mark with his shirt off.  When you have to depend on the son of the guest star and guys far down on the cast list, you know there's something wrong. 

Left: Ben Bauer plays a Gay Rights Activist in one episode.

Heterosexism:  Not much. Julie and her husband don't seem to like each other. The swishy queen at the coffee shop notes that he came out a year ago and left his wife, but he still thinks about her all the time, so maybe he should give her a call. Maybe you're a swishy bi guy?

Homophobia: Billy's boss at the coffee shop, who is trans, calls him a "fag": "I can say it because I used to be one."  One of the Italian ladies suggests that they go to the gay bar next door and hang out with her "fag" brother: "I can say it because he is one."

Left: Sean Martin Hingston shows the pair his penis in another episode.

My Grade: I liked the episode construction, with the various subplots linked together, but the humor was outdated and trite.  Jewish mothers, har har.   A swishy straight guy, har har. 

Some dicks and butts from far down the cast list on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

Gavin Munn's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 2: Splashing in puddles, diving in Tulum, eating a banana. With some nude grown-ups

  

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This is a collection cute/cool photos of Gavin Munn, who plays Jonathan on Raising Dion and Abraham on The Righteous Gemstones.  He's under 18, so no beefcake or nude photos, but I may have included some of his family and friends.

1. Nice sunset.

2.  Interesting mural at the Charleston airport.

3. Gavin's idea for a rainy day activity: sit in a giant puddle and invite passing cars to splash him.  Then he filmed the splashes.

4. In Tulum Gavin is ten feet underwater.  Hopefully he checked out some Mayan ruins, too.

5. Michael Provost.

6. Muscle bud

7. Running through the house with a banana in my mouth.

More magnificent Munns after the break

Zombies and Werewolves and Aliens and Vampires and Cute Guys: the Disney Channel's "Zombies" Series

 

 I was recommended the Disney Channel's zombie musicals as a good place to extend the zombie mythos and look at cute guys. After reading the plot synopses, I'm not sure anyone over age 12 will be interested in watching, but there are certainly some cute guys.

1. Zombies

The first installment, entitled simply Zombies (2018), is High School Musical for kids too young to have seen High School Musical.  We see a society where zombies are outcasts, segregated into their own neighborhoods, subject to the usual prejudices that are applied to racial, religious, and sexual minorities: confused/illogical, devious, irrational/mystical, and violent.  Zombie Milo Mannheim (I'm using the actors' names to save time) is the Troy Bolton character, a football player who falls in love with the Gabriella character, Meg Donnelly, a cheerleader with her own "not fitting in" secret.  

The zombie-and-all-difference-hating head cheerleader is Trevor Tordjman, left, channelling High School Musical's gay-vague Ryan. It's been 12 years, but he stays gay-vague, feminine but with no expressed same-sex interest, with fans arguing whether or not he's actually gay.  

Another antagonist: Paul Hopkins plays the Gabriella character's bigoted father, who happens to be the head of the Zombie Patrol.  What a shocking plot twist for 12 year olds.

Allies include James Godfrey as a comic relief zombie who hasn't fully assimilated, so he speaks mostly in Zombie-Speech and makes wacky social faux-pas.

More zombies, werewolves, vampires, and cute guys after the break.

Eric Brody: Fashion model from Florida shows his dick in his first acting gig

  

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If you've seen Minx, the series that HBO cancelled after one season and STARZ after a second, you know that it's a penis paradise, but uncomfortably closeted about the possibility of male viewers.  Ironically, it's about a 1970s Playgirl-type magazine which is also torn between its huge male readership and the need to pretend that it has no male readers.

The "problem" comes to a head in Episode 2.3, "It's Ok to Like It," Eric Brody and Taylor Byron Barr play the models in the proposed centerfold, naked cowboys tired to railroad tracks. Two men together?  The editor scoffs: "Not playing to our demographic," by which she means "they look gay."

Taylor Barr fills his instagram with pictures of him hugging ladies and a promo for something called the "Pussie Patrol," so let's do a profile of Eric Brody instead

You can see his dick in the previous shot, but here we see mostly pubic hair. 

Minx was Eric Brody's first acting role. His second, in 2024, was Max the Driver in the short Deuces Wild.  It also starred Jake Locrotondo, who graduated from Centennial High School in Port St. Lucie, Florida, in 2021.  This will become important later in the research. 

More Eric after the break

Gemstones Episode 1.4: Keefe looks for love in a sports bar, and Kelvin meets a girl. Plus Blair Jackson and a random hunk

 

This is the censored version of the review, with no nude photos or explicit sexual discussions.  Link to the nude photos and explicit sexual discussions

Episode 1.4 is pivotal to the Kelvin-Keefe relationship, establishing that they both are gay, and that they have similar life goals: treated as babies in their subcultures, they long to prove themselves men.

Title: "Wicked Lips," from Proverbs 17.4: "An evildoer listens to wicked lips, and a liar gives ear to a mischievous tongue."  I wonder who will be listening to wicked lips.

The Satanists:  Keefe is walking through downtown Charleston, eating an ice cream cone -- a childlike activity, maybe signifying that he has been "born again," started life anew.  He had to give up his old Satanist friends and lovers to follow Christ, and now he's looking for new friends -- and a boyfriend (he does not yet think of Kelvin as a potential partner).

He looks longingly at a hot guy through the window of a sports bar (it's Kyle Walsh, who has been Adam Devine's assistant  in 10 of his movies and tv shows).  Then the hot guy turns around, stares at Keefe, and licks through a v-symbol: a vulgar offer of oral sex, usually aimed at a woman, but apparently aimed at Keefe).  Offenderd, Keefe moves on.

Next Keefe runs into his old Satanist buds, especially Daedalus and Cryptocore (who wears a gas mask and doesn't speak).  They heard the he was hanging out with "those Gemstone weirdos," but he denies it.  Then he refuses their invitation to a party at Club Sinister Friday night. 

"Keefe's a fucking nerd now!" Daedalus exclaims.  The slurs he uses, "nerd" and "weirdo," suggest the taunts of a high school bully rather than critiques of Christian believers.

As Keefe leaves, the Satanists demonstrate their new dance number.  They look like they are having fun; he is tempted to join them.

Money is on my mind:  While Quincy Jones' "Money Is" plays in the background, Martin and Judy (his secretary in this season) are showing Gideon how they separate the donations from the prayer requests (these are handled by paid prayer teams.  Imagine being a professional prayer).  The requests are then shredded, for liability reasons.  Anything important, or a donation over $10,000, goes straight to Eli.  The cash is then sorted and placed in the vault.  Gideon's eyes light up as he gets an idea.

Fancy Nancy:  "Gay, you know..." Wait, is Amber talking about Kelvin?  

No, it's Sunday dinner at Jason's Steakhouse with major donors Dale and Gay Nancy, owners of Fancy Nancy's Chicken. They are parodies of Dan and Rhonda Cathy of the notoriously homophobic Chick-Fil-A, but let's take a closer look at those those names: Dale's wife is named "Gay," and " "Nancy," and "fancy" are long-standing homophobic slurs. The whole scene is a play on homophobic slurs, calling attention to the problems that Kelvin and Keefe will have if they come out

The Nancys' problem: their teenage daughter Dot is on the wrong path, hanging out with an older, decadent boyfriend -- so they won't let her use the family helicopter anymore.  Everybody volunteers to intervene, but Eli notes that Kelvin is the Youth Minister, so he should do it.  He is thrilled: a way to earn his Daddy's respect! 

Script problem: Shouldn't it be Kelvin's job by default?  Why is there even a question? This seems to be a holdover from an earlier draft, when Dot was older. 

Gay slur: Angry at being passed over for the job, Jesse criticizes Kelvin's glasses: "You look like Jeffrey Dahmer."  The gay serial killer.  Kelvin takes the glasses off.

What happened in Atlanta: We cut to Chad's wife Mandy telling the ladies that she broke into his email and found a message he received from Jesse last March: "Atlanta was dirty, dirty, for sure-y!" Other emails describe "titties," suggest getting tested, and ask how much he owes for the prostitutes. 

Amber insists that it's none of their business. There are any number of innocent explanations.  Later, she confronts Jesse, who gets mad at Mandy "for lying." 

Timeline note: This episode takes place shortly before Easter 2022, which fell on April 17th.  Mandy probably means March 2021, or she would have said "last month." So about a year has passed since Jesse's sex-and-drugs party.

The Semen Load: At the Nancy Estate, Kelvin announces that he and Keefe will be performing a Satanic Sweep  (Keefe demonstrates by sweeping at his crotch.  Satanic sweeps are about sex.)

Keefe connection: Jade Pettyjohn (Dot) starred with Tony Cavalero in School of Rock.

In Dot's room, they destroy: posters of the dark metal groups Bauhaus and Ministry; an ashtray; a "fidget spinner" (toy) that almost hypnotizes Keefe; two Ken dolls (used for gay play?); and a used condom. They bring everything out to their SCU (Spiritual Collections Unit) trailer.  Lots of questions here: did they get a whole Satanic Sweep system started in just the few weeks since Keefe was saved (converted)?  Wouldn't a real Satanist know that those so-called Satanic influences are bogus?  And why are the Satanic Sweeps never mentioned again?  

Keefe apologizes for displaying the used condom; Kelvin advises him that if it contains a semen-load, "don't even touch it."  This queasiness about touching semen appears again in Season 2 with Judy and Jesse.  Here Kelvin seems to be trying to steer Keefe away from his gay "lifestyle," which involved touching a lot of semen-loads.  To emphasize his heterosexual manliness, he tries to draw Keefe into a play-fight.

Suddenly Dot's boyfriend Austin (Blair Jackson) appears.  "I bet you money that was his semen-load," Keefe says.  As they are drawn instinctively to thoughts of his penis, Kelvin decides to "Snip him right out of this situation." Castration joke, har har.

Blair bod after the break

Warm Bodies: A zombified Nicholas Hoult meets a girl. With a nekkid Rob Conddrey

  

Link to the nekkid Rob, and maybe some Nicholas Hoult

I'm going to have to stop this "Give me four movies to select from" strategy for Movie Night.  Last night my choices were:

Stand by Me: Same-sex love among homophobic kids vanishes when they grow up and get married. Geez.

Bad Hair: A horror movie about hair care products?

All of Us Strangers: Bereaved gay gay falls in love with a ghost? F*k the Sadness.

Warm Bodies.  Nicholas Hoult, on the icon, was cute, and how could a movie about zombies go wrong?

A zombie (Nicholas) narrates. He can't remember his name, but later his human girlfriend names him R, as in Romeo or ARRR!  His limited cognitive ability means that he doesn't remembr what happened, sparing us scenes about the origin of the zombie Apocalypse. 

R spends most of his time plodding around the Montreal-Trudeau airport with the other zombies, hanging out with his friend MMM (Rob Conddry) -- all they do is grunt at each other, but isn't that what living guys do, har har -- and filling his airplane-lair with knicknacks that he scavenged.  

Next door, behind a wall much too high to be even slightly believable, the humans live in a refugee camp and scrounge for food. Except for the evil President, who lives in a palace.

Some of the town teenagers, including the President's daughter Julie -- Juliet, get it? --  and her boyfried Perry -- go beyond the wall to scrounge for medical supplies, and the zombies attack. R sees Julie, and gets the most exaggeratedly corny "love at first sight" look that they ever taught you not to do in acting school.  He notices Perry, and gets rid of the competition by eating him.  

But in this world, when you eat someone, even a tiny piece, you absorb their memories.  R absorbs Perry's memories, all of which involve Julie: falling in love when they are toddlers, their first kiss, their first sexual experience, their declaration of love, and so on ad infinitum. 

Through the entire movie, I thought Perry was being played by Zac Efron.  No, it's someone named Dave Franco, who could be Zac's identical twin.  Seriously, they look exactly alike. 

The other teens just hide until the zombies leave, but R tricks Julie into thinking that he has to save her.  He takes her to his airplan, and they proceed to fall in love.

Eventually Julie wants to return to human society, mainly because there's almost nothing left to eat at the airport, so R tries to sneak her out.  The other zombies want to attack,but he holds her hand and -- get this -- they instantly calm down. "Oh, you're in love.  Why didn't you say so?  Even brain-dead zombies understand that heterosexual romance is the most important thing in the universe.  Go on through."

More heterosexism after the break