Sep 5, 2013
Parenthood: Gay Teen Tease
1. Adam Braverman (Peter Krause, left), who has a "traditional" job, house, housewife, and 3 kids.
2. Julia Graham (Erika Christiansen), a hotshot lawyer whose husband (Sam Jaegar, below) stays home to raise the kids.
3. Recently divorced Sarah Holt (Lauren Graham), who has two kids (Amber and Drew)
4. Irresponsible bachelor Crosby (the less-than-attractive Dax Shepard), who is helping to raise his baby mama's child (Jabbar Trusell)
Or The Waltons, without the gay subtexts.
And lots and lots of heterosexism, boys meeting girls, boys and girls falling in love, with the elders intoning "This is what life is like for everyone. Every boy falls for girls, every girl falls for boys. No one has ever, in the history of the world, not even once, experienced even a glimmering of same-sex desire.
Two words: Ron Howard, the homophobe who drains gay content from everything he touches.
Of course, just because he's on a homophobic tv program doesn't mean that Miles can't be gay-friendly in his personal life. After all, he played a gay teen on Private Practice in 2007. I doubt he's gay in real life -- I have seen approximately 300 photos of him off-screen, and in every one, he has his arms around a girl or woman. Every one!