Link to the d*cks
I am cruising around my usual "n*de celebrity" sites when I come across this rear view of someone named Sebastian Stan.
Never heard of him, but the backside looks nice. What does he look like from the front?
Not what I expected. But does he have a facial anomaly in real life, or is he playing a someone with a facial anomaly?
Turns out that this is a still from A Different Man, 2024, which just this moment appeared in my feed on MAX: Stan is playing an actor with a facial anomaly who undergoes a medical procedure to give him a conventional appearance, but his life is horrible afterwards.
Meanwhile his friend Oswald is perfectly happy with his facial anomaly, and gets the Girl.
Oswald is played by Adam Pearson, who has an atypical appearance in real life due to neurofibromatosis, which causes non-cancerous tumors to appear on his face. He's appeared as himself in some documentaries and a cooking show, and starred in two movies where women choose him over more conventional types. Come to think of it, that's usually the plot of movies about men with facial anomalies.
So what doe Stan look like in real life?
Ulp. Hideous. I'd definitely choose Adam Pearson.
Psych! He put on hideous-makeup to star in Pam & Tommy (2022), about the romance between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. They were famous at one time, but I don't remember what they did that was noteworthy.
Wikipedia: Tommy Lee was the lead musician for the heavy metal band Motley Crue. Pamela Anderson showed her stuff in Playboy.
More research reveals the real Stan without the facial anomaly or hideous-rock-star makeup. A generic, forgettable leading-man face. I'd still rather date Adam Pearson. At least you could find him in a crowded room.
He gets a new boyfriend in the tv series The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: Sam Wilson, aka the Falcon, played by Anthony Mackie.
Wait -- Anthony Mackie played a gay man immersed in the culture of the Harlem Renaissance in Brother to Brother (2004), and Stan, two of them:
In Kings, a modernization of the David stories from the Old Testament, he plays Jonathan, the "secretly gay" son of the Saul character. Except he doesn't fall in love with David; he tries to take down the interloper.
A angry, homophobic revulsion to gay subtexts in two guys who have played actual, author-identified, man-kissing gay characters? The cognitive dissonance is strong in these two.
Stan has also played a lot of characters who sleep with ladies. But that means we get a lot of d*cks, as in when he's running from a misunderstanding in Monday (2020), which seems to be about a weekend romantic fling.
And a bigger one in the Pamela Anderson- Tommy Lee biopic, posted on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
And that stuff about being Trump? He actually played the guy in The Apprentice (2024), a biopic about his Trump's real estate days and his friendship with the homophobic but gay Roy Cohn.
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