Jan 17, 2025

Gemstone Season 1 Memes: Kelvin bottoms, Gideon falls in love, and Keefe checks for s*men loads

 


This is a series of memes -- jokes -- featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones, their friends, and a few random n*de hunks.  Most don't require you to have any background knowledge of the show

Link to the random n*de hunks

1. Big Vic.  

His biceps aren't so big, but...



2. Kelvin and Keefe meet on Grinder.
 

PreacherKid28: Hot d*ck pic!

BabyQueef: Thnks. You got a d*ck pic?

PreacherKid28: No, but I'll take one now.  Like it?

BabyQueef: Nice.  You a bottom or a top?

PreacherKid28: Top.

3. N*de dude




4. It's just random, not trying to tell you anything.

Kelton: Why do I have to be homophobic in my first scene?  Viewers will hate me.

Danny: We need an excuse to reveal that Jesse has gay friends.

Kelton:  But why now?  Gideon won't show up for a long time. This is right ater the first scene between Kelvin and Keefe.

Danny: Oh, is it?  I hadn't noticed.


5. I like your outfit too, girlfriend






More memes  after the break.





6. Gideon said he wasn't in love with Scotty -- anymore.

Gideon: I don't know... sometimes I feel like you're not putting much effort into this relationship.  You  used to take me to nice restaurants.  Now it's pizza and beer.

Scotty: You're cute when you pout.

7. Random dad d*ck


8. Kelvin goes cruising

Kelvin and Austin interact in the episode "Wicked Lips"

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