"Alice": There's a new girl in town, with a teen idol son

Used to be scared, used to be shy

Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why

Kickin' myself for nothin' was

My favorite sport

I had to get out and start enjoyin'

'cause life's too short

On Alice (1976-85), a tv adaption of Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974), "start enjoyin'" meant working as a waitress in a small-town diner.

When her truck driver husband dies, Alice (Linda Lavin) heads out to L.A. to jump-start her singing career.  Her car breaks down in small-town Tucson, and she's out of money, so she takes a temporary job at Mel's Diner.

It lasts for nine years, but it gives her an opportunity to form a chosen family with her boss, gruff, beefy Mel (Vic Tayback) and fellow waitresses: gutzy Flo (Polly Holliday), whose risque catchphrase "Kiss mah grits!" became a phenomenon (and led to a short-lived spin-off); and mousy Vera (Beth Howland)

Left: Vic didn't actually have a beard on the show, but this was the only semi-shirtless picture I could find.

Alice also had a cute, wisecracking son, Tommy (Philip McKeon, left). 

Three ladies, a kid, and a bear?  I wasn't impressed.  Besides, Alice ran on Sunday nights, after the oldster-favorites 60 Minutes and All in the Family, opposite Battlestar Galactica or Chips.  I didn't start watching regularly until about 1980, when it was squeezed between One Day at a Time and The Jeffersons. 

It was a pleasant surprise.  The banter between the four regulars was sharp and witty, the plotlines were not terribly heterosexist, and there was ample beefcake: cowboys and muscular truck driver patrons of the diner, the various men dating the regulars, and Tommy's school friends.  

Hunky Denny Miller even played a gay character, the school coach: after he comes out, Alice hesitates about allowing Tommy to go on an overnight camping trip with him, but finally relents. Score one for tolerance in the homophobic 1970s.

More after the break

Left: Denny Miller flexes on Gilligan's Island.

Speaking of Tommy, during the last half of the series, he was 15-19 years old, the prime time for teen idols.  But he didn't get much play in the teen magazines, just a couple of shirtless and swimsuit shots.

This was the era of Scott Baio, Willie Aames, and Billy Warlock, so maybe he lacked the muscles to make a big splash.

Several of the cast members were gay or gay friendly.  Vic Tayback and Polly Holliday were both rumored to be bisexual, and Phil McKeon, who never married, was rumored to be gay (gay or not, he was more handsome as an adult than when he was playing Tommy).  He died in 2019.

 

His tv mom,  Linda Lavin, performed with the Orlando, Florida Gay Chorus.  She played the mother of gay sons in The Lyons on Broadway (2012) and Mid-Century Modern on Hulu (2025).

See also: "Mid Century Modern," Episode 1.6: "Golden Girls" with gay guys. Plus Bomer's backside, Adam's d*ck, and Tommy going downtown

Philip McKeon after Alice

Denny Miller: Gilligan's Island, Tarzan, Quark, frontal nudity, and moments of gay promise