Indian action figures were usually naked except for loincloths, making them the second most reliable source of beefcake in toys (Tarzan was first).
Books about Indians were always good for beefcake photos.
Rock Island was the site of Saukenauk, where Chief Black Hawk ruled over the Sauk and Fox Indians, so his picture was everywhere. This statue, with a phallic spear extending from his belly, looked over Chippianoc Cemetery ("City of the Dead" in the Sauk language). It was lit up with red and blue neon at night.
I got in trouble in school for drawing it in my notebook. My teacher called it "smut," thinking that the phallic symbol was a real phallus.
I didn't really know who the Lone Ranger and Tonto were, but the idea of cowboy-Indian boyfriends was appealing. Their arms could be bent, so they could put their arms around each other and kiss.
It was battle dress: The less you wear, the more mobile you are.
ReplyDeleteI had a Creepy Crawlers set (which was my favorite toy) but my friend down the street had an older brother who had a Tarzan mold with Cheetah! The Tarzan mold fit exactly into a Creepy Crawlers ThingMaker (basically a hot pad). You'd poor liquid plastic Goop into the mold and cook it on the ThingMaker/hotplate until you ended up with a rubbery Tarzan and Cheetah. The brother was kind of a jerk and wouldn't let us use his Tarzan mold, so we resorted to "stealing" it when he wasn't around.
ReplyDeleteI remember those "creepy crawly" toys. You made spiders and things.
DeleteYes, I also had 'Creeple People' that made troll heads to stick on top of your pencils. My sister had 'Fun Flowers.' All used hot plates and liquid plastic. There were some serious blisters which is why it's never a good idea to let children play with hot plates.
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