I was never a big superhero fan to begin with, and Spider-Man was at the bottom of my list. He's got a crush on a girl, his name has a stupid hyphen, and the 1970s tv series had an awful theme song:
Is he strong? Listen, bud...he's got radioactive blood.
And I walked out of the 2003 Spiderman during the first scene, when Peter Parker, narrating, insists that "Like all stories, this story is about [a boy and] a girl." Horrifying heterosexism!
But I may have to rethink my anti-Spidey sentiments.
The Ultimate Spiderman (2012-), an animated series on Disney XD, has a teenage Peter Parker being trained by the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (I don't know what they are, either).
During his adventures, Peter encounters teenage versions of just about every superhero in the Marvel Universe, mostly being voiced by uber-muscular actor/models. The 10 Ultimate Hunks are:
Drake and Josh, as Peter Parker.
2.Ogie Banks as Luke Cage (the African-American Hero for Hire of 1970s comics).
3. Greg Cipes as Danny Rand, aka Iron Fist.
4. Matt Lanter (left) of 90210 as Harry Osborn, Peter's best friend, destined to become his nemesis, the Green Goblin
6. Travis Willingham as the blond god Thor.
7. Roger Craig Smith as 1940s Superhero Captain America
9. Bodybuilder Terry Crews, formerly of Everybody Hates Chris, as Blade.
teen hunk Ross Lynch as my favorite Marvel comics character, gay-coded werewolf Jack Russell, Werewolf by Night.
See also: Bring on the Spider-Men.