Jun 25, 2014
The Hottest, Coolest, and Most Homophobic Daytime TV Judges
The cases are taken from small-claims court, so they are mild: a roommate sues over a broken lease; a girlfriend sues over an unpaid loan; a bride and groom sue their wedding photographer for shoddy service. Still, the voiceovers sensationalize the cases, envisioning vast scenarios of good versus evil, of "tough justice," lex talionis, giving scumbags their just deserts.
Come on, the "scumbag" didn't do anything more heinous than reneging on a contract!
Here are the most homophobic, heterosexist, gay-positive, hottest, and coolest of the daytime tv judges:
The voiceover introductions don't help: a woman is suing her LESBIAN LOVER!!!! for non-payment of a loan, or two MALE LOVERS!!!! are suing the contractor who botched their new kitchen.
Hottest: Judge Alex Ferrer (left)