Isaiah Stone: Gay or bi Missouri boy shows the poverty, drugs, and despair of a broken America. And skateboards. With Shia, McCaul, and Isaac d*cks

 

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When Isaiah Stone appeared on the teen idol website, I knew that I had to do a profile.  Dude is extraordinarily femme and from small-town redneck Missouri.  How on Earth did he survive?

Maybe by showing people his snake.

And hanging out with muscle guys.

I'm going to do a standard profile:  Any gay or gay-subtext roles?  Gay in real life? And, if he's over 18, any n*de photos?

1. Any gay roles?

An article calls Isaiah "the voice of American realism."  He was a standard shirtless skateboarding teen in Springfield, Missouri, growing up in poverty, worrying about becoming homeless, when his mom saw a call for extras for the movie Winter's Bone (2010).  Instead, the director cast him as the younger brother of Ree: a girl facing poverty, a mentally ill mother, a murdered father, and a meth head uncle (the only good guy in her life).  The winter's bone is the hand from her father's skeleton, which she tries to retrieve.   A review calls it "cold, hard, bleak, despairing, ruthless, and sneering."  Yah think?.

A few years later, the same director cast Isaiah in American Honey (2016), about "makeshift communities in an America blighted by poverty, violence, drugs and the state’s failure to protect individuals."  A girl named Star flees poverty, meth addiction, and  s*xual abuse to travel around the country with a group of dispossessed teens led by Shia LaBeouf, who becomes her boyfriend. Isaiah plays a skateboarding teen that they pick up in Missouri.

A review calls it "a raw portrayal of the chaotic energy of youth culture and the reality of poverty in America."  Yuck.  But at least Shia and McCaul Lombardi pull out their d*cks (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends)

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Jack Barlow: "Real Housewives" teen, Mormon missionary, hair-care guru, gay tease. With n*de and b*ondage photos.

   

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Jack Barlow suddenly appeared on my Instagram "suggestions," displaying his physique on the beach -- in a pink swimsuit.  Then he goes on an all-guy beefcake vacation. Obviously gay!

But the pink swimsuit shot is followed by a barrage of photos of Jack going to rodeos and concerts, celebrating his 21st birthday, eating French crepes, bragging about how good he smells, all with his arms around his girlfriend, his future wife, the love of his life.

Ok, ok, you're heterosexual.  The cover photo was just a tease. 

After 831 girl-hugging photos, we come to another gay tease: Jack displays his physique on the beach again, holding a gigantic phallic surfboard.  Followed by a new barrage of girl-hugging.

You're hung, but nature has "prick'd thee out for women's pleasure," I get it.

But...the all-guy beefcake vacation?   Looking very cozy, buddy.

And then we get a gay-subtext commercial for Fresh Wolf, a Men's Grooming Line created by Jack and his brother Henry -- shampoo, body wash, pomade...pomade?  Didn't that go out in the 1940s?

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N*de photos of Joaquin Phoenix: Skip the downer movies and check out his junk. With bonus Mark Wahlberg and Kieran Culkin

 

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Everyone in Wilton Manors saw Igby Goes Down in 2002: the trailer and the title made it sound like a gay coming-out story with a lot of "going down," har har.  Actually there's no gay content at all.  Igby is a sarcastic 17 year old with an institutionalized stepfather and a dying mother (first rule of fiction: somebody always must be dying or dead).  He hooks up with his biological father's "heroin-addicted trophy mistress" and her "terminally bored" friend before euthanizing his mom and getting the heck out of Dodge.

Imagine sitting in the theater expecting a lot of gay stuff, and seeing...this.  We were so disgusted that we vowed to never see anything else that the actor appeared in.  20 years later, I didn't even remember his name.

Until I saw a n*de photo from Edgerton (2025).  During the COVID pandemic, small-town sheriff Joe Cross disapproves of the mayor's mask edict, so he runs against him, then kills him and his Black-Lives-Matter son, and is eventually killed himself.  

I recognized him as the star of Igby, Joaquin Phoenix, still churning out downer movies.  

Joaquin Phoenix is straight, with several girlfriends and a kid.  And apparently homophobic; he was scheduled to play a gay guy who flees to Mexico with his boyfriend, but "got cold feet" and backed out five days before filming was to begin.

But he has a big d*ck, so instead of a profile, I'll check to see where he's shown it off

The photos, along with the details of some of Joaquin's downer movies, are on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Plus I  find out who really starred in Igby. Hint: his career is a little more gay-positive. 

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Modern Family, Episode 11.4: A pool full of muscle hunks, a future hunkoid thief, and a gay realtor. With some twinks and 7 d*cks

 

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We've been watching Modern Family from the beginning.  Even at an episode almost every night, sometimes two, it's taken over eight months.  Now we're in Season 11, and continuing just out a sense of duty.  The characters are getting flanderized, there are too many maudlin "misty water-colored memories" scenes, and the plotlines are reeking of desperation from the writers' room.  Haley and Dylan have twins.  Gloria becomes a realtor.  Alex moves to Antartica?  Mitchell and Cam move to Missouri?

Besides, Luke (Nolan Gould) has bulked up, but never takes his shirt off.

Episode 11.4, "The Pool Party," reeks of silliness, but offers some excellent beefcake.  In the A Plot, Gloria, wife of family patriarch Jay Pritchett,  suddenly developed an interest in becoming a realtor, so Jay's son-in-law Phil -- who owns a magic store and a parking lot, teaches realty at the community college, runs a food podcast, and still has time to work as a realtor -- has hired her as his intern.  She's pushing to be hired full-time, but Phil isn't sure.

They work on the mystery of who is stealing the "For Sale" signs from the homeowners, to keep people from buying the house (don't they usually search online instead of driving by?).  Phil interrogates his rivals: Gil Thorpe (Rob Riggle), but he says that he's gay now, so he doesn't have time for a petty vendetta.  

Meanwhile, Gloria attaches the tracker for her husband Jay's dog to the sign, and follows it to catch the thief: Sam, played by Hunter J. Mitchell, now 18 and rather hunky (check the n*de twink on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).  The owners' son, he keeps stealing the sign so he won't have to move and leave all his friends.  Gloria gives a maudlin speech about how change is hard, but it leads to new experiences and new people, and Phil is so impressed that he gives her the assistant job. 

In the B Plot, Jay is in charge of housekeeping while Gloria works late and fails to appreciate the dinner he cooked or his new jogging suit. Right, he has become a stereotypic housewife, and feels emasculated. 

In the C Plot, Claire wants to convince her daughters Haley and Alex to go to work in the corporate world, so she claims that being a CEO is wonderfully fulfilling.  Then she has pretend that a major disaster is no problem at all.

The D Plot is the dumbest.  Gay couple Mitch and Cam are invited to a pool party by their friend Longinus (Kevin Daniels).  He says that there will be kids, so they bring their daughter Lily; but he meant "twinks."  

The pool is crowded with musclemen in their 20s and 30s.  How would you respond?  How would any gay guy respond?

Right, he would mingle and cruise, or at least enjoy this paradise of  pecs, abs, and junk. But Cam and Mitchell are horrified. "We can't take off our shirts at this smoke show."  Huh?  Why not? 

I think the guy in the pink hat is adult video star Chris Wolfe (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).  Another is Bryce McKinney (left).

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