Jay Day: The "Always Sunny" trumpeter does adult videos and action-adventure in Hong Kong. With n*de dudes, Bud Bundy, and the guy from AP BIo

  

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I'm having a bad day.  First Blogger refused to upload photos.  I figured my photo archive was full, so I deleted an old folder that looked like it contained only photos from deleted posts.  It happened to contain the illustrations to a lot of posts on artists and writers, plus The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Love Boat, Trailer Park Boys, and Married..with Children. Bud Bundy's pecs, vanished.

Then I watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Episode 18.5, where the gang goes to a Renaissance Faire.  Mac (Rob McElhenney) gets into an angry flirtation with a cute short guy; I figured that they would end up in bed.  But it was impossible to find out who played the short guy.  He's not on the IMDB. Google AI doesn't know. The closing credits cut to the next show just as we get to his name (I tried three times).  So for a consolation prize, I'm profiling trumpet player Jai Day.  Maybe he's the son of Charlie Day, who plays dimwitted janitor Charlie.  

No such luck. Charlie Day was born in New York City in 1976, and Jai Day in in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, in 1986, so there's no apparent connection. 

But at least Jai is a muscleman.  He founded the Actors' Gym in Hong Kong, which...wait, it's not an actual gym, it's a actors' studio, offering scene training, voice study, and audition reviews. 

How did he get from Staffordshire to London?  

His biography doesn't say.  He received  a B.Sc. in Psychology and Sociology from Keele University, did some shorts and a horror movie, performed in Nickelodeon at Sea and Offshore LA, and suddenly in 2010 he is hosting Improv Asia. 

Some theatrical performances in Hong Kong follow: Macbeth, Four Assassins, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cockroach Flying Like a Helicopter, and The Dark Side of the Moon.  

Plus a lot of commercials.  Here he's selling socks.

And straight adult videos: 

Due West: Our S*x Journey (2012), starring Gregory Wong (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) and Justin Cheung.

L*st and Found (2015), with Jai starring.

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The Leneave Brothers: Three Catholic swimsuit models with gay-positive ads, contradictory biographies, and model d*cks

  

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When Chris Leneave, aka Chris Luquin, appeared on my Instagram recommendations, I figured that he was French.  But he appears to be an American model, one of these two.  I'm not sure which yet -- all of his posts show duos or trios.

An ad from 2021. Chris (or his Mom) says that this advertises "environmentally friendly luxury swimwear" with his brother and MZ.   I still don't know which brother is Chris.

I looked for MZ, but can't find a model with that name.

Google AI thinks he might mean the Model Zone, MZ agency, based in Mexico City but with branches in Florida.  I checked the six male actors on their website, and found a n*de photo (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends), but no one who looks like the dad above.

"The perfect shorts do exist. Community and family values etched into every line."  Family values usually means homophobia, but this looks very much like two dads and their sons frolicking on the beach.

Again, he doesn't tell us who the grown-up models are, but at least he identifies himself: Chris is the older brother.

I had even less to work with in an attempt to track down the adult models.  The closest I could come was "black male model Florida" (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).

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"Take My Muffin": A manipulative three-eyed cat befriends an amnesiac unicorn. With some d*cks and a controversial gay twunk

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A "new" adult animated tv series, Take My Muffin, popped up on Amazon.  It stars Michael Doherty, "just your average controversial gay twunk and comedian," so I'm hoping there's some queer content. Episode 1: "Hallucinogenic Buggers, The Internet 2.0, The Waternet."

Scene 1: A highway on a dark rainy night.  A n*ked anthropomorphic unicorn (Dane McMichael) trudges. Notice the multicolored p*nis. Drivers yell at him.  A truck zooms up and...

He awakens in a hospital bed.  Rok (Michael Doherty), a three-eyed cat, introduces himself as a "hot nurse" and wants a sample.  He doesn't remember how he got there, so Rock pulls up a Deathwatch podcast with his accident. He's "h*ng like a unicorn," but has no identification, so they don't know who he is. Ergo the sample for a DNA test.

Scene 2: Uh-oh, two baddies are destroying the hallway, looking for "that qu*f-sniffing unicorn," so Rokk helps him escape by shoving a thermometer up the backside of a patient (to resemble a unicorn horn) and pushing them out the window.  They zoom off in an ambulance, with the bad guys following and shooting.  They trick them into zooming onto a barge in the river, and drive off.

A random d*ck on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Scene 3: Rok brings the Unicorn to his place to hide out, and maybe get his memory back.  You're being awfully nice to him.  Are you into unicorn horns?

He introduces his housemates: 

Finance Lawyer Draka, a red-haired female demon, yelling because the bank closed their account.

Security guard Mojo, a giant potato getting high on a pink gas.

Office admin support bot, UD (stands for Unending Depression)

Design engineer Dr. Noper, a green being with two horns.

And they'll call the unicorn Korny until he remembers his real name.

Actually, Rok is just a volunteer nurse, like a Candy Striper.  He and his crew are staring a new NPO, and they're meeting with the potential investors in one minute.  Ulp, with all escaping-from-bad-guys drama, he forgot to prepare a presentation.

Scene 4: The investors, a pig, a leprechaun, and a superhero lady, appear on hologram.  His presentation: the Internet today is a laughably outdated, impossibly complex load of crap, the "B*ner of Babel." He wants to start the Internet 2.0, but doesn't have any more details.

Leprechaun: "Your glibly-scribbled gibberish is dead in the water."

Upon hearing "dead in the water," Korny thinks of something, and his horn starts to glow and chime.  He jumps up from his wheelchair, displaying his junk to the investors, and exclaims "Water!" 

Water is spread all over the world, like a single wi-fi network, and has a binary nature, made of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.  We can create the Internet 2.0 from water. 

"Ok, we'll discuss pre-seed investments at our next meeting.  Bring a KPI (Key Performance Indicators) report.

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Researching Brothers Neo and Swan, French youtube, comic book, and tv stars. With celebrity scandal, a gay kid, and n*de dudes from Les Eyzies

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Yesterday I researched San Diego Pooth because of his unusual name, and ended up with a celebrity kid, famous in Germany, plus an opportunity to use my college German. 

Today it's French

In case you're keeping track, I was an English and Modern Languages major, so I studied Spanish, French, German, Latin, and a little Greek and Russian.  French is my favorite language, maybe because there is so much queer content in the bandes dessinées: Tintin and Captain Haddock, Alix and Enak, Corentin and Kim, Spirou and Fantasio.

So when Néo the One, a 21-year old gars from Bordeaux, popped up on my recommendations, I started research even though I never heard of him.  Turns out that he's got 778,000 Instagram followers. 

Néo the One posts mostly beefcake and family photos.  Here he's doing sit-ups in the snow, in three different pairs of pants.

But being exceptionally hot is not enough to get 778,000 followers.  He must be famous for something else.

Néo's younger brother, Swan the Voice, age 15, has 668,000 Instagram followers.  They also have a Sweo Shop where you can buy clothing "made with fun." 

Left: At a Halloween party, they're dressed as superheroes Homelander and Soldier Boy from The Boys, who happen to be s*x partners.  

Their main claim to fame is a Youtube channel with seven million subscribers.  

Some of the videos are in French:

Ne jamais passer des dumplings en classe! (Never boil dumplings in class).

J'ai volé les Noveaux Brainrots! (I stole the new brainrots) 

Un diner presque parfait (An almost perfect dinner).

Some are in Franglais:

Live Piscine (swimming pool) Chill

Some  are in English:

"Eat 100 years of candy"

"Who is the murderer in our villa?"

"I built a secret swimming pool in my room."

Swan & Neo Brothers, an animated tv series, premiered in 2022.  52 episodes have aired to date, dubbed in many languages, including Albanian, Finnish, Hebrew, and Thai.

On RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: A n*de guy from Bordeaux, in case I can't find any of Neo.

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